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The most classic hurtful sentence.
The most classic hurtful sentence (selected article) 1, one person scolds another person:? I really want to spit a piece of shit in your face! ?
2. I remember a buddy in our dormitory grabbed someone else's buns and said while eating: this thing is only suitable for the ass!
3. A girl in our dormitory fiddles with another mm's bangs: Look at this mess, like a dog's paw!
Someone in the dormitory drank someone else's boiling water and jumped up. He also shouted, damn it, pigs can't stand it.
My junior high school classmate likes to touch others' heads, and one day he touched others' heads and said? Beautiful round head, right? Bored, the classmate waved and said? Why don't you stop lying to me?
6. A classmate in my class often writes wrong words, and once wrote an article with such a sentence: I saw a pile of cow dung on the road today, ah, I was shocked. Later, the teacher commented: It doesn't matter if no one stops you from eating it all.
7. I was a life committee member in my class when I was in high school, and I often tried to queue up for dinner. I once met a very cross guy. As a newcomer, I didn't know he was very good, so I grabbed him and told him to queue up for dinner. Unexpectedly, that guy's face is horizontal? Hey! ! You pull a J8! ! ? Say that finish, all the people who are eating spit out the food in their mouths.
8. In the girls' dormitory, a roommate was looking in the mirror and suddenly turned to ask us: Is my chest hair nice? The audience was silent. Later, I learned that what she wanted to ask was whether my eyebrows were fierce. (Swearing jokes)
9. I went to play in the country during the Spring Festival. A man just came back from the toilet (like a jar) and said while tying his belt. The toilet is full and needs cleaning. I just splashed all over my face. ? Everyone looked at him and smiled before he woke up.
10, the students in the canteen lined up to cook, and a boy stood behind a girl. Because it is too crowded, boys will inevitably lean on girls. The girl thought that the boy had eaten her tofu, so she turned and scolded: You squeeze a J8. The boy was taken aback and then whispered:? One. ?
1 1, father and son quarreled, and the son said to his father:? Your father is an asshole! ? Father quickly replied:? Your father is an illegitimate child! ?
12, the performance needs, the man should say something to the woman? I know you have two hemorrhoids on your breast? The man couldn't say anything, so he specially changed his lines: You have two hemorrhoids on your chest? . During the performance, the man was so nervous that he even said: You have two breasts on your chest. I know everything, okay?
13. A man is not satisfied with his hairstyle. He said to the barber, look what you cut. The barber said shyly, I'll fix it for you again. This man said, fix-fix-fix your mother's eggs.
14, a few days ago, my colleague went to the infirmary to see a doctor, but he didn't get better several times. Then she said to me angrily, I want to know what the doctor used to see.
The most classic hurtful sentence (hot article) 1. Either you have a bad brain or you lack a thread in your brain; Your heart is healthy except for one eye.
2. Don't you think you have reached the invincible and shameless state?
When I saw you that day, I was holding a telephone pole with an explosive head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!
You didn't know that your mother gave birth to you and was angered by the world.
5. What a beautiful uncle!
6. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?
7. scold me? You are an imaginary enemy who stole your business, aren't you?
8, no culture, at least someone has to talk, even people don't talk!
9. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
10, were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?
1 1, I don't want to give you face, you are shameless. I said treat you like a human being, will you try to be more humane?
12, it's my fault that I have no eyesight. I took you for a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.
13, after so many years, I finally see the difference between you and a dog! You look a little human!
14, it's not that the road is rough, it's that you can't.
15, when you say others are ugly, first find a mirror to wash your face and see if those peas and horny wrinkles on your face are laughing at you.
16, your advantages are numerous. You have danced on cow dung. Everyone has done a trick before, climbing mountains and mountains, unwilling to bring shame to yourself, pressing on your back, your ass can still poof, not afraid of stink, and you can still smell it. People send nicknames: spanking!
You look really great! Like a stick.
18, don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
19, I can't let you listen to my command, and I can't let your money fill your wallet, so I will send harassing messages. It turns out that 90% of people will return, and the remaining 10% people who don't return are commonly known as? Dog ignore? !
20, heartbreak, indigestion.
2 1, why do you have to put gold on your face?
The most classic hurtful sentence (the latest sentence) 1, your appearance is not allowed to be proportional.
2. You look very fauvism!
That woman looks good at first sight, but it's better to take a closer look.
4, where to fall, where to get up, always fall there, I suspect there is a pit!
5. No one is holding hands, so I just take a ride.
6, the exam does not turn over the books, it is simply a pig. Don't panic if you cheat, but pretend to be caught.
7. I have seen ugly ones, but I have never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely.
8. I looked at him sadly and said: Can surgery be cured?
9. International faces are universal!
10, what age is it? I have no sense of hooliganism.
1 1, it seems very tactful.
12, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.
13, you can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.
14, a fool stole a beggar's wallet and was seen by a blind man. The deaf was startled by a loud roar, and the lame flew. The madman said, oh, be rational.
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