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1. How many years have passed, but 1 is still the heart that wants to get rich.

2. It is difficult to achieve great things if you are greedy for small profits. Be greedy if you want.

The strangest thing in the world: My mother took my father's salary card, but told me to be smart and not to give it to my future wife.

I save three times a day, eat less, shop less and use less.

If there is anything you don't like about me, please overcome it yourself.

6. A child downstairs in my house is always singing Lu's songs recently. Just now, I suddenly heard him singing: "Stars in the sky ..." I had a brainwave and shouted: "Join Beidou!" The child hasn't found the callback yet.

7. "What did your friend say to you that usually moved you?" "I will pay."

8. Work is not easy. In fact, everyone is equally tired at work. The difference is that everyone earns more than you.

9. The wife gave birth to a blonde child for her husband. Her husband swore angrily: "I told you not to eat foreign genetically modified food, but you just wouldn't listen!" "

10. Actually, looks are not important. Love is the most important thing. I have no feeling for ugly things.

1 1. What's the use of taking selfies every day? If you look like a selfie, how can you not have a boyfriend?

12. Meat can be reduced when it grows, and snacks cannot be eaten after it expires.

13. Who says you have no perseverance! Aren't you single for decades?

14. Be sure to be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he has the best eyes in the world.

15. Blame others for judging people by their appearances. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is in front of us.

16. Don't send a circle of friends when it snows. Let me know when you get the money.

17. When you are in a bad mood, delete a few friends from WeChat business just to make them feel that the road to entrepreneurship is not smooth.

18. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

19. Don't quarrel with people who are uglier than you, or others will think you are bullying him.

20. "Why is the phone number of the unlocking company so powerful, instead of the bomb number or serial number?" "Because even people who can forget their keys can't remember too complicated numbers!"

2 1. Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all knelt on the ground and held each other's thighs so that he couldn't move.

22. Everyone else wants to get rich overnight, but I am worried because of neurasthenia. What if I can't stand it?

I can't take off the sun, moon and stars in the sky for you. I can only pick up some empty bottles on the ground to make a living.

24. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

25. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to burn incense.

26. The princess was awakened by the prince's kiss, and you were either awakened by urine or by hunger.

27. Failure is the mother of success. I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

28. Draw a turtle behind the classmates in the front row. Then pretend to be surprised and pat him: when did you have a turtle behind you? He looked at me and said firmly, all the time!

29. These days, the chances of finding true love are almost the same as those of being struck by lightning!

30. It's not that I love staying up late, but that I need my bright star at night.