The college entrance examination composition requires zero points, which is funny.

Carve an angel in my heart.

Every woman is an angel sent by God to save a man's soul. So are prostitutes, and so are OL in the office, everywhere. There is no place that is an angel, but it is a nine-level angel. The sculptor can carve angels out of ordinary stones, but he didn't tell us that the price of each angel sculpture is different. Can an angel carved from an ordinary stone compare with the price of a golden eagle?

No, although she is an angel, her price has been discounted. Only the virgin Mary is a first-class angel. Ah, isn't the charming fragrance of virgins enjoyed by the marking teachers? Then this is the sorrow of society. We can't ask the angel carved from stone to have the same price as the angel carved from gold, so we can't marry a good husband like a virgin. Dear grading teacher, would you rather marry a wrong wife or a virgin wife at the same price?

I can't breathe in the tense and boring senior three review career. First of all, I'm sure I can go to college. Even if you give me a zero, I can still get into a famous brand. What worries me is not that you give me a zero, but that I have been admitted to the university and have no money to study. Under the interference of this kind of emotion, I became sexually impulsive one night. Do you want to use your right hand? His right hand is too tired. He wrote too many words. So, I went to the village in the city to spread. At this moment, the angel appeared. Oh, she is angel 13, with long hair, suspenders and high heels. There is also the charming cleavage that looms, the slightly tilted ass, the miniskirt that can't cover her white and slender thighs, and the noble black high heels. She is an angel 13. I really can't control a virgin's original impulse, teacher? Miss, I'll walk. how much is it? The angel said, "Look at you so handsome, 130". I followed her to the rental house. She helped me unbutton my shirt one by one with her mouth. Her slender white hands wandered around my neck, and I couldn't help shivering. My strong chest muscles and innocent eyes make angels more dissolute. She licked my RT gently with her soft and moist tongue, and my little brother began to be disobedient. Yes, it overcomes gravity. I frantically pressed her on the bed and roughly unbuttoned her clothes. No foreplay, just XX, back and forth a few times, and I handed in my homework. ......

Teacher, do you think she is an angel? There is no doubt that she is an angel. She satisfied the original impulse of a boy of 18 years old and made him review his lessons more quietly. She is an angel. She transformed me from a little boy into a real man. She is an angel more advanced than Feifei. Because of something, she may not be able to liberate me when I need it, and my little brother may not be able to overcome gravity when I need it. Only prostitutes can serve at any time. They are so dedicated that every moan is a trembling heart.

I know I digress. I want to carve angels, not be carved by them. But I'm still going to Peking University with zero points in my composition, so you can give it as appropriate. 800 words, you can digress.

Let me analyze the reason why you gave this article 0 points.

1, you are a female teacher, shame on you. Well, you can give it. You can go to Peking University if you score zero in the college entrance examination composition. What about you? You must be ashamed after reading the article. You don't have to kill yourself. Let your husband go out to play.

2, you are a male teacher, and you married the wrong wife, well, you give zero, I still don't like to mess with you. As for you, you should wear a green hat all your life. Don't feel unfair. Go to angel 13.

Spring has come and the grass has grown green (Shandong)

I just heard a girl say "Fuck you in spring" outside, and now everyone is ashamed of their own ideas, really.

The Chinese teacher told us that the composition should first analyze the topic, which means that spring is coming, and according to the laws of nature, the grass will grow on its own.

The Chinese teacher also told us that after analyzing the topic, we should start to dig the topic and start to extend it.

I think the teacher is trying to comfort us. Now the stock market falls below 3000 points because the spring of the stock market has not yet arrived, and investors should wait well. The stock market will naturally rise when spring comes.

I think the teacher wants to tell us that students who have not yet developed should not worry. When human spring comes, Mao Mao will grow naturally like grass, and maybe it needs weeding.

I think the teacher wants to tell us that we must take good care of our wives in spring, otherwise our heads may turn blue.

I think the teacher wants to tell us that if the head is blue and there are no children, then don't go to the andrology hospital and go directly to the gynecology hospital.

I think the teacher is trying to tell us that the grass by the Qingqing River is picked in spring.

I think the teacher is trying to tell us, ..........

It can be seen that there are investors, biologists, marriage losers, infertile wives and Qiong Yao lovers in the teachers. ......

So many teachers come to give questions just to beat us. I really want to say: teacher, I am not Zhu Ziqing.

08 college entrance examination zero composition (Hunan)

"The sky is raining, the autumn is crisp, the grass is near in the distance, but there is nothing." I want to see both artistic conception and philosophy, and the teacher who gave the question is even a little precious. He thinks that the candidates in Hunan are all geniuses of Chinese studies.

The sky is full of color, and the grassland is budding in spring. Do you want to drink butter tea leisurely in the sky or go to the grassland to see the grass color? Whether it is spiritual or material is a dilemma. Han Yu, this guy is so unkind. No wonder the wise emperor tried to recall him twice.

I don't know how Yuan Wailang of the Ministry of Water Resources chose Zhang Ji. I guess he must be vacillating between going to Shangtian Street and going to the grassland. Drinking butter tea in the street is very leisurely, but it is raining lightly, and the road must slip away. Wouldn't it be fatal if a half-skilled driver drove a BMW straight at me? If you go to the grassland, don't say it's a long way. If you meet a "dirty" travel agency, you have to eat pigs and dogs, and you can't even keep a few scenic spots. Do you think you are unhappy? As Han Yu said before, sometimes there is no grass color. I didn't see that it was your bad luck. No wonder travel agencies.

Now it seems very likely that Yuan Wailang of the Ministry of Water Resources didn't go to either place, otherwise the teacher wouldn't let hundreds of thousands of candidates in Hunan help Yuan Wailang make up his mind.

Although it is a dilemma, the lesser of the two evils is taken. Instead of being frustrated by the travel agency and seeing the grass color that was sometimes absent at that time, we should make up our minds to drink boiled butter tea and find a chance to get some tea with our vegetarian hands.

Of course, it is best to wear a helmet before going out and install an automatic anti-collision airbag on your chest. In this case, it doesn't matter whether it is light rain or hail.

Jiangxi 0 composition in 2008

The topic is: Take the 2007 Dongting Lake rodent disaster as the background, and write a letter to human beings in the tone of voles or their natural enemies, with more than 800 words.

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Beijing college entrance examination zero composition

Beijing Volume of College Entrance Examination Composition: The Symbol of Beijing

Today, many college entrance examination students are happy or annoyed at the end of their language. It is not easy to find the symbol of Beijing for more than 3,000 years.

History is as vast as smoke, and the skull of Peking man is hard to find. It is difficult to determine the history of Yuyang in those days, and there are too few years in most cities.

The prince swept across the north to launch a coup, and the eunuchs visited seven foreign countries, represented by several places of interest such as Qiongdao, Beihai and Gulou.

Hutong Sihe bean juice, burning storytelling, singing opera, juggling, overpass, bowing, slapping, teahouse, restaurant, cage, bird.

Guapi hat, gold shell, pocket watch, open mouth, rickshaw driver trotting Zhengyang crab Huaqing bathing cheap roast duck noodle sauce.

Be careful when swimming and fishing in Shichahai. The city manager came to Xidan Street with many commodities.

There are more disabled people, begging along the street, big brother opening his mouth, sister-in-law silent, looking for support, no more, no less, foreign friends following, running fast, staring at the wallet, not whistling.

Yansha is also busy in the east, closing during the day and going in and out of the hair salon all night. Many people patronize many times, with more men than women. I don't know why.

The big bags and small bags in front of Beijing Railway Station go from south to north, which is very lively. Pol.ice visited plainclothes privately and looked at all the invoices in world without thieves.

It is difficult to find the village head without building a pigsty in Zhongguancun. The building is quite high, and the size of IPIT advertising software and hardware are wholesale and direct sales.

After buying parallel imports, there is no guarantee that the willow on Kunming Lake will not see Nishimiya Lianying escorting the pedal cruise ship. The price is quite high. It's all the same except peeing.

Beijing's new bus monthly ticket is invalid, and it is worse than joggers in the morning and evening rush hours. More cars, fewer cars and fewer stops. It's hard to find the license plate within a mile. Take a closer look at the job advertisements.

It's hard to get a monthly salary ticket, air conditioning, smelly sweat. How to spend it attracts worldwide attention. Beijing's Olympic bid has attracted the attention of the whole people. The five fuwa in the bird's nest are all fat and small.

The national patent price is too high, the design of the bird's nest is contributed by foreign countries for various reasons, and the top cover is cancelled. I want to ask why, let me tell you about ventilation to prevent colds.

Responsibility is difficult to investigate. Subcontract at different levels to improve product quality.

All kinds of prices are soaring, and sugar and oil are close to being out of stock, which affects people's hearts. The gossip of tight housing has to be mentioned.

The secret passages of ordinary people are not good, not to mention the importance of national unity.

Be careful, follow the leader's news, and inform the people in the street, the people with small feet and red hoops, that the fire-proof anti-theft cup is about to have a time difference.

The combination of rest and work, locking the passage, passing and catching the ball, as well as the exquisite red card of the referee, whistling loudly, the offside protest is invalid, and there are many rumors about Guoan.

Not to mention I'm embarrassed to digress. The symbol of Beijing ends here. Please hand in your test paper and write your name clearly. The admission ticket number is the teacher's applause. You can't stop laughing. Raise your hand and start writing. A confused poem is invalid!

Unexpected and reasonable.

It's really unexpected that doctors can't treat diseases, but it's reasonable to think that doctors should accept red envelopes, consider which medicine has high profits, distinguish whether patients have money or not, and flirt with nurse MM, so doctors can't treat diseases.

It's really strange that the teacher can't teach, but it makes sense to think about it. The teacher has to make up lessons and collect money. It depends on which student's parents give gifts and arrange seats. It is more beautiful than which female student to write a paper that he can't understand, so the teacher can't teach.

It is really unexpected that workers can't work, but it is reasonable to think that workers will be laid off if they do a good job. They should learn psychological quality courses to face corrupt officials, verify whether they will be paid, and be prepared for the sudden closure of factories at any time, so workers can't work.

It's really surprising that farmers can't farm, but it's not as good as a poem "Mice Love Rice" to think that farmers can grow rice. They should learn to endure again, treat red news as essays, and pay taxes higher than their income, so it is reasonable for farmers not to farm.

China men's soccer team can't kick the ball, which is really unexpected, but it is also reasonable. It is believed that men's soccer team should eat ecstasy, soak in MM, gamble and control the ball, so China men's soccer team can't kick the ball.

It is indeed unexpected that thieves will not steal, but it is reasonable that thieves should have a good relationship with the police, organizations and films directed by Feng, and they should wear suits and ties, so thieves will not steal.

It's really surprising that the director can't direct, but it's reasonable to think that the director will choose an actress in the beauty contest, learn to live an artistic life, try his best to win the prize, and try his best to be artistic.

It's really strange that actors can't act, but it makes sense to think that actors can't act because they have to sleep with the director, quarrel with the driver, wear clothes without slut letters when learning a foreign language, and have dinner with the boss.

It's really strange that a singer can't sing, but it makes sense to think about whether a singer can sing, sing, sing and sing.

It is really unexpected that the model can't walk, but it is reasonable to think that the model has to wait for the boss, put on a charming sleeping position, and participate in various competitions, so the model can't walk.

It's really surprising that the host can't host, but it's also reasonable to think about whether the host can speak Mandarin, learn to use "mobile phones", be depressed and marry a bachelor.

It is really strange that a writer can't write, but it is reasonable to think that a writer should be able to make love, attract the opposite sex, be young, read and copy, so a writer can't write.

It's really surprising that journalists don't interview, but it's reasonable to think that journalists have to pay travel expenses, hang advertisements, write corporate books and listen to relevant doors, so journalists don't interview.

It's really surprising that an official is not an official, but it makes sense that an official should be interviewed constantly, consider how to accept gifts, face the cold ass of his superiors and the hot face of his subordinates, and find out where there are beautiful women.

It's really surprising that I can't write a composition, but it makes sense to think about the college tuition I have to pay, the useless college textbooks I have to read, the house I want to rent and the job I want to find after graduating from college.

i want to hold your hand

You are always so tireless, always fighting in the front line of work, whether it is cold winter or hot summer, whether it is strong wind or hot sun. You always have no regrets, no credit, no pride, and do your job quietly.

You regard work as your career, go out early and return late, and travel in Dai Yue, where it is the hardest and the most crowded, you are there. Busy streets and crowded carriages are your battlefields. You still don't want to sleep in at night. You are still doing your career. You work day and night, whether you are out for eight hours or not. Many times, when countless families get together and enjoy family happiness, you stick to your job and faithfully perform your duties. Not only is there no regular rest, there is no guarantee, but it is also common to go in the wind and rain, stay up all night and fight continuously. It is precisely because I understand that my job responsibilities are important and interlocking, and I can't tolerate any mistakes and mistakes, so I can strive for perfection, suffer first, enjoy later, and be willing to be tired again.

You see your job as a battle. You are not afraid of hardship, death, difficulty and firmness. You can't go out of the fire line with minor injuries, and you can't go to the hospital with serious injuries. As soon as every battle starts, you throw yourself into it wholeheartedly. Everything in the world turns a deaf ear, keep your eyes on the goal and never give up. You know that your job is dangerous, and it won't be "sunny, birds and flowers" forever, but you didn't back down, but you persisted and resolutely persisted. Ten minutes on stage, ten years off stage. Countless combat practices tell you that if you want to succeed and win, you need to have good professional ability as a support. So you keep pace with the times professionally, always pay attention to the technical trends of this industry, practice three summers in summer and three winters in winter, and master new technologies and skills. Because of this, over the years, you have mastered the agility of cheetahs, the sharp eyes of falcons and the cunning thinking of foxes. You are as quiet as a virgin and as agile as a rabbit. Whether you are doing indoor work, outdoor work or aerial work, you can complete it with great speed with rich work experience, full work enthusiasm and persistent professionalism.

You should proceed from reality, closely integrate theory with practice, strive for practical results, analyze specific problems in detail, and try to avoid making dogmatic and empirical mistakes. Because you know, dogmatism and empiricism kill people, and once they slip, they will lead to eternal hatred. You always follow the mass line, come from the masses, go among the masses, and have long been active with the people and become one with them. Breathe with the people, * * * fate, close to the people.

On my life journey, I met you several times unconsciously. Although I don't know your voice and smile, you occupy an important position in my heart, which attracts me to miss you infinitely. I have called you to the mountains, seas, blue sky and white clouds countless times, hoping to move the sky and let me find you in the vast sea of people. "I looked for you all the way, but you didn't care." Maybe you are running away, maybe my heart is not sincere enough. I'm still disappointed to find you after such a long time.

I pray that if God can give me a chance to find you, I want to hold your hand and say to you affectionately-

TNND, give me my wallet back!

Beijing zero composition: "I have a pair of invisible wings"

I used to be a pigeon, one of thousands of pigeons.

This year, I have a pair of white wings. I am getting stronger and stronger. I am about to grow up and start flapping my wings. Every time I am young, I will pour out my desire to fly to heaven. On that day, my friends and I gathered in Golden Square, eager to explore the first flight of the blue ocean.

That night, the master who claimed to raise us came with those terrible tools. They caught us easily with shotguns and fishing nets, cut off our wings and left countless white flying feathers on the earth. From then on, we can't leave the heavy ground, but can only be the ornament they enjoy. We are weak and we walk with difficulty. We lost our freedom and had to be slaughtered. But my proud feather family and my suffering brothers, how can you be deprived of the most precious thing-freedom?

You see, over time, some of us degenerate into parrots and sing praises to the corn kernels that their owners like. The other brothers sank and forgot that they had ever had flying wings and flirted with hens everywhere. There are also some similar people who are as numb as geese under the arrogance of their owners; What saddens me most is that some similar people lost their young lives in various accidents and were run over by sports cars many times. And I can only look silly and cry silently. If we still have wings, how can we not get rid of all this, Goofy?

You see, in the end, even myself, after witnessing all this, died silently like an ant. Want to fly, but the result is to climb to death, this is our destiny! I also know that my body will be a good meal for my host. Knowing all this, I pray that I can become an eagle in my next life, soaring outside the net and flying far above the dark clouds. I will ask God to give me a sharp beak and claws so that I can roar and tear this unbearable night! A voice said to me: fly, fly, let everyone fly freely!

The desire to fly reborn me, but I didn't become an eagle or any other feather family, but actually became a spider. The most terrible thing is that I can't fly anymore, so I can only hide in the corner and weave a net. I gave up in despair. But one day, a friend appeared, and he fluctuated from another net. Say softly: hello!

Oh! Look, millions of pigeons reincarnated as spiders are now weaving a web connecting the whole world. I can hear the heartbeat of the earth, know the breath of grass, feel the sound of waves on the other side of the ocean, and know the snowflakes falling on the roof of the world. As long as we tap the nodes we weave on the same network, we can also send a cry of the free network itself to the world: wirsind!

In order to be free, we would rather live like spiders. No matter what force, it can't stop the pulse of the endless network, which is so subtle and surging. More importantly, it also made me discover the fear of my former owners. In the vast network, they can't see or catch most of us. Even if they break the spider silk, we will turn the spider web into countless inexplicable fingers, leaving it helpless; If cockroaches and cockroaches send it, we will post it on the internet. Even the host will be trapped by a thousand nets and exhausted. Our future, just like the legendary guest appearance in Spider-Man, will no longer be bound by the ground, but embrace the same world and the same dream with the spewing spider silk. Flying freely between heaven and earth is better than the kings of the world.

Yes, the Internet is my invisible wing. Do you have these wings? Anhui Zero Composition: Beyond the Bend

I remember that the traffic law says that overtaking is forbidden in corners, so we should look around and slow down, otherwise it is easy to have an accident. I don't know if the proposition teacher can drive, but since he said you can overtake in a corner, it must have his reasons. As a candidate, I can't and can't have any doubts, because doubts are likely to lead to my failure in college, even if I finish college, it's basically the same as failing the exam-becoming a disgraced unemployed youth.

But I am only 18 years old. I don't want to stay at home so early and be bossed around by my parents all day. It's really boring I want to be admitted to a foreign university and leave this city that has become gloomy because of large-scale construction and burning straw. According to the seniors, universities are particularly free and open now, because the number of students is too large for teachers to control, so eating, drinking, skipping classes and hitting on girls at school are all ignored. Boys can also go to Internet cafes to play games to earn money, and girls can go to bars and nightclubs to earn money. It's fascinating to think about it. I must be admitted to the university, and then make such a girlfriend, and work together to make money to reduce the burden on my family.

I have been absent for some time, and the time has been wasted for 5 minutes. I quickly wiped the saliva at the corner of my mouth and began to seriously analyze the topic. Overtaking in corners, as the name implies, requires a car, preferably a racing car, and the car skills are very good, so that a good show of overtaking can be staged in corners. I thought to myself that the child in Hangzhou who ran 70 yards and knocked someone five meters higher would definitely get full marks in his composition if he took the college entrance examination in Anhui this year. Because the book says that practice makes true knowledge.

My family is an ordinary working class. There is no racing car at home, but I seldom ride a bike, because the buses and muck trucks in this city are too wild now. A few years ago, a girl was riding a bike at school, but unfortunately she was knocked down by a bus. I seldom take buses, because buses often catch fire for no reason, and hammers that break glass are often lost for no reason. My schoolbag was already heavy enough. If I put a hammer in my schoolbag every day at school, it would be too heavy.

The transportation in our school has the characteristics of this city. It's a fuel moped, and the license plate is Sai 8888. Every time I ride it through the traffic on the streets of Hefei, the spring breeze blows on my face, and the sexy chest hair floats with the wind, which always makes me find the pleasure of an ancient hero galloping on the battlefield. My cool style often attracts the attention of beautiful girls on the roadside. Sometimes the bolder will simply reach out and stop me, and then ask affectionately, "Brother, will you take me to Sanxiaokou?"

I am absent-minded again. Let's talk about overtaking in corners first. In my memory, I drove my race 8888 more than twice. Once, I wanted to see a beautiful woman driving a Mercedes in front of me. When she turned the corner, she slowed down. I slammed on the accelerator and accelerated past her. I patted her window and gave her a charming smile, but this beautiful woman with long hair wearing sunglasses was not very friendly. She spat at me from the window and said, "Mom, I want to die." How can the quality of a beautiful woman driving a Mercedes be so low? I thought to myself: I must study hard, go to college, seduce her with Lamborghini in the future, and then buy her a dog as a companion.

Another time was at an intersection, and the green light just turned red. Unfortunately, I rushed the first one. I wanted to go straight for it, but it was too late. I saw a traffic police uncle's sharp eyes locked on me. I may be jealous that I'm so cool. He came up to me quickly and signaled me to stop. At this time, my brain began to run at high speed. I calculated the possible losses if parking: a fine of at least 300 without a license and a trailer of 65438. So, I immediately turned on the turn signal, started the throttle, drove to the next corner, and left the car in the middle. In the rearview mirror, I saw the policeman's uncle turn blue.

Through the experience of overtaking in two corners, I have come to two conclusions: if there is a beautiful woman in front, you should go after her, and even if you catch up, you will find that she is a wooden stick. There is another truth: if the traffic police stop you, you have to run, because your wallet is more important than others' face.

800 words is enough. Don't write. I wish the marking teacher good health and happy family.