You don't have to chat when you meet.

First, why go to a different place? Don't you know I'll be lucky to be here alone?

Second, even if a person's eyesight is poor, she can recognize the person she likes from a distance.

Third, things in the world are often like this. It was painful. After a few years, it's just a memory.

Fourth, sometimes when you are disappointed to a certain extent, you will open a flower. The name of that flower is cold.

Fifth, once the feelings are reluctant, it is the beginning of separation.

6. What is a long-distance relationship when you meet someone who is worth paying?

He is the sand in my eyes. I tried to get him out, only to find that I could only send him away with tears in my eyes.

I have only one youth, and I don't want to let anyone down.

I don't want you to be alone, but you would rather be alone.

10. Is happiness too light and too heavy, and it doesn't itch or hurt if you use it too much?

Eleven, the so-called vows of eternal love, but is a hypocritical lie.

Thirteen, love is a kind of amnesia, which makes people forget that there are1200 million other opposite sex in this world.

Fourteen, loneliness and loneliness used to be the fire of love, but now silence and silence are even more silent.

Fifteen, I didn't know how sad I was until I choked on wine and hurt my hot throat with love.

16. Why does Superman like to wear underwear outside? Because you are wearing it. Who knew you were Superman?

Seventeen, meet without saying hello, are we really over?

18. When you were framed, the person who told you that I believed you was a friend worthy of your heart in your life.

Nineteen, the distant sea level began to haze, how can sadness calm pure white?

Twenty, what a painful realization, you are all to me, but I look back every step, so lonely.

Happiness is not because you get more, but because you care less!

22. Do you think it is worthwhile to wait for such a long time every time you meet?

Twenty-three, when everyone is low-key, you can be high-key, but don't lose tune.

Twenty-four, how many people keep changing spaces, in fact, they just want someone to feel.

Twenty-five, Qingming world, there is no chino, only Capo.

26. Warm reminder: Do you still remember ipartment by Daming Lake?

A humorous greeting to a friend; A classic greeting.

A humorous greeting sentence (1) 1,? Hello, my grandfather and I sell tea. Will you look down on me?

2、? I'm a mercenary, I'm in Syria, and I'm about to go on a mission. Can you grant me a wish?

3、? Do it. Sorry, I'm so excited. I sent it wrong. Are you there?

4、? Pig, pig, chubby, drink a cup of nipple and purr.

5、? When we first met, they called me big brother. Big brother protects you.

6、? Hello, do you believe in light? If not, I don't think we are suitable.

7、? I just visited the night market, which was crowded with people. I almost got pregnant. What are you doing?

8、? I added you on my own initiative It's your turn to take the initiative.

9、? Hello, can I add a friend?

10、? I have applied through your friend, and now we can start pretending to be dead to each other.

1 1、? Please let me add you. I hope you won't be unappreciative.

12、? Hello, Yue Lao asked me to pick you up.

13、? I'll give you a chance to chase me. Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.

14、? Your mother sent you a wechat saying that you are super beautiful and asked me to chase you.

15、? If you don't come, there will only be shellfish in my circle of friends. Only when you come, there will be treasures in my circle of friends.

16、? Go through the process or directly together.

17、? You don't want it either?

18、? No pains, no gains. If you are more greedy than others, please be more diligent than others. Have a good trip.

19、? Green tea, either light or strong, is fragrant and careful; Distance, far or near, the true feelings never become shallow; Blessing, convey my wish sooner or later: the weekend is over, I wish you forget your troubles and have a good rest.

20、? As long as we face ourselves squarely and give ourselves the confidence to work hard, the courage to struggle, the strength to advance and the wisdom to climb, we can broaden our horizons and broaden our minds, and everything will come out.

A humorous sentence of greeting friends (2) 1? I like you. Find a way to like me yourself.

2、? Women's success lies in shaping their own men to make more women like them; The success of men is to care that their women are praised by more members of the opposite sex.

3、? One day, love will bloom like wild flowers in spring, and success will bloom like brilliant fireworks. Although there will be wind and rain on the road, you always go forward with a smile. My friend, may all your wishes come true.

4、? Hello, Yue Lao asked me to pick you up.

5、? Strive hard every day, the dream is calling, we work hand in hand and be meticulous. I am lucky to be a colleague with you, and I am very happy to work with you. Come on, come on, work hard!

6、? Hello, I sent a big star from the sky to love your star.

7、? Go through the process to confirm the father-son relationship or just call me dad?

8、? We have become good friends, so let's start pretending to be dead to each other.

9、? Leave greetings in the post of time and go on a new journey with you; Plant the seeds of hope quietly into your heart and give you the richness and fragrance of the garden! Have fun at work!

10、? Are you in love? Ten is less than three. Oh, I'm sorry, two is one less than one.

1 1、? Hello, I'm Patrick, the star sent by God to love you.

12、? I want to raise a little turtle in the wind.

13、? Your mother sent you a wechat saying that you are super beautiful and asked me to chase you.

14、? I'm a mercenary, I'm in Syria, and I'm about to go on a mission. Can you grant me a wish?

15、? Do it. I'm sorry. I'm so excited. This is wrong, isn't it?

16、? I smile at life, I persist in facing setbacks, I face up to the ups and downs of life, and I wish the stormy years. Every moment, I say to myself: strong as a song.

17、? Hello, are you free to shit together?

18、? Hello, I wish your family prosperity.

19、? Do it. Sorry, I'm so excited. I sent it wrong. Are you there?

20、? Hello, I'm a liar. This is my first time to cheat. I'll leave it up to you.

A humorous greeting to a friend (3) 1? The weather is getting colder and colder, the chill is getting heavier and heavier, the temperature is getting lower and lower, there is more and more rain and snow, and there are many cold currents. Short messages spread quickly, greet and care, wear more clothes and bedding to prevent colds.

2、? You are the first person to join me since I got out of prison.

3、? Smiling is an unchanging joy, thinking of you is an eternal thread, greeting is an eternal emotion, I hope good luck will accompany you, and I will accompany you happily every day. When I am healthy, I will not forget my exercise and will not interrupt my contact. May you be happy!

4、? Yutu is with you, happiness surrounds you, hugs you warmly, good luck covers you, thinks about you healthily, ideals inspire you, achieves your career, good people take care of you, charm dotes on you and hugs you successfully!

5、? In a man's world, only more stability can make him stand out. Only by not taking the usual road and flying over infinity with ideal wings is the direction of our efforts.

6、? Hello, my grandfather and I sell tea. Will you look down on me?

7、? I am like a grain of sand on the earth, blown by the wind and rain. No matter how high the mountain is, I climb slowly, the water is deep and I row slowly. As long as you persist, even sand will turn into flowers.

8、? Go through the process or directly together?

9、? Hello, Pinduoduo, give me a knife.

10、? SMS, sincere greetings, handshake, future planning and cooperation in our hearts, let us have the hope of tomorrow, be sincere, create a source of success for us, and be willing to cooperate happily!

1 1、? Hello, grandpa and I buy tea. Will you look down on me?

12、? I am just a little pig. I shouldn't feel guilty about eating and sleeping.

13、? Hello, I'm toad.

14、? Hello, grandpa and I buy tea. Will you look down on me?

15、? Go through the process to confirm the father-son relationship or just call me dad?

16、? Hello, I just got divorced. I have three children and eight houses. Look at me.

17、? Give you a chance to chase me, don't be ungrateful.

18、? I have passed your Friend Request, and now we can play dead to each other.

19、? Hello, I am engaged in telecom fraud, please cooperate.

20、? Hello, are you free to shit together?

Morning greeting sentences

1, it takes some road to know the hard work; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend!

2. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

3, the first greeting of the day is sent to you, so that you have a good mood; The first blessing to you, I wish you a happy job; The first wish is for you. May you always be happy and warm. Good morning!

May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.

Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is going to tease your ass.

6. I miss you when I wake up, and send a message at will. How are you these days? I wish you a good mood every day.

Good morning friend, please accept my blessing: let a smile climb on your face, let happiness fill your heart, let good luck be with you, let success nestle in your chest and let friendship be treasured in your heart.

8.good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

9. A greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope happiness will always emerge in your heart.

10, whatever you do, please remember that you are doing it for yourself, so you have no complaints! Today, I live for myself! Today is another beautiful day! Good morning, friend!

1 1, when I was young, happiness was a thing, and when I had it, I was happy; When you grow up, happiness is a goal, and when you reach it, you will be happy; When you are mature, you find that happiness is a state of mind. When you understand it, you will be happy. Good morning.

12, maybe you missed the beauty of the last stop and met the surprise of the next stop. Stay happy in the face of complexity. Come on, don't let life lose to mood! Good morning!

13, a pair of hands supporting the storm of life; A heart is saturated with the thickness of emotion; A greeting soothes a broken heart; A short message, send my blessing: Have a good mood in the morning!

14, good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

15, life goes forward and backward, and you can't lose your mood without losing anything. I wish you a good mood in the morning, people along the way!

16, the time is still beautiful, watching the flowers and green grass in the distance, singing happy songs and living a wonderful life. As time goes by, I will never forget your friendship with me. Remember to make yourself happy, my friend. Good morning.

17, dawn, alarm clock rang, barely got up, my greeting arrived in time, happy, and then smiled. Good morning, I wish you a good mood!

18, Tian, open a window and the room will be full of sunshine; Open a window for the soul to experience more birds and flowers. Let the heart blend into the world and inject warmth into the atrium. Good morning!

19, my heart, together with the morning sunshine, brings happiness to your heart. Let you and I take away the happiness of the day with the breeze. Good morning!

20. At dawn, happiness is around you. At noon, the sun is shining and the smile is in your heart. In the evening, when the sun sets, happiness will follow you all day. Care about your friends from morning till night!

2 1, the clear morning breeze rang the happy bell, and my heart played cheerful music to say good morning and say hello to you!

22. Life is full of stress, full of energy during the day and lack of sleep at night; Sometimes I am busy and full of motivation, sometimes I am idle and lack of relaxation. Relax under pressure. Good morning!

23. I ask the sun to shed happy sunshine on you every day. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best!

24, get up in the morning, look at each other, look fat in the mirror, wow! The spirit is really cool, and I have lost a few pounds. It's really good. Only in this way can there be hope. I play music so loudly that I can't stop, like Niu Wangmo.

25, the early morning wind, expel the irritable mood; The fog in the morning stopped the sad footsteps; Morning dew, write down happy notes; The blessings in the morning guide the happy journey; Good morning, friend!

26. A greeting in the morning brings you a new mood, a blessing brings you a new starting point and a greeting brings you new wishes. May happiness always emerge in your heart! Good morning!

27, wake up in the morning with a smile, happy mood, good spirit; Activate the tibia and twist the waist, and live a healthy life every second; Sesame career is high, good luck is wonderful every day! Have a good mood in the morning. Good morning!

28. What you want to lose can definitely be won back bit by bit! If you want to gain more, start working hard this morning! Good morning!

29. Open your bright eyes, eliminate the interference of sleepiness, stretch your beautiful smiling face and embrace a happy day. Good morning, my friend. I wish you a good mood today and a comfortable life and work!

30. Open your eyes, tidy up your clothes, be full of energy and stride forward. The morning light is dazzling, the sun is young, and for the sake of ideals, the heart turns to the blue sky. Smile, a new day. Good morning!

3 1, the first ray of sunshine in the morning hits your bedside, sending the warmth of the day to your heart, and the first tweet in the morning comes to your ears, sending the happiness of the day to your heart. Good morning!

32. Spring depends on your fantasy, summer depends on your prosperity, autumn depends on your maturity, and winter depends on your thinking. Every touch of life begins with you. Good morning!

33. Flowers are charming because butterflies are chasing; Dream is drunk, because the moonlight is beautiful; It's late at night, because the angel is coming; Love is precious because of your comfort; I am very happy because I have been with you all my life. Good morning!

34. Wake up every day and tell yourself: fewer reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains.

35. Every sunrise, I always want to bring greetings of hope: let the air be fresh every day, let the mood stretch every day, and let the harvest be full every day. Good morning!

36. A beautiful day has begun. Give yourself a hope every day. Try not to worry about tomorrow, don't sigh for yesterday, but make today better. Good morning, everyone!

37, a beautiful morning, release pressure, cool autumn wind, blow away joy, gentle sunshine, light up warmth, relax, send happiness, good morning!

38. I'm afraid there is still a long way to go. Step by step, further joy. Happiness, on the road. Good morning! Dear people!

39. I came quietly and left quietly. I forgot to take away one thing, that is happiness, so you should keep this happiness for me, otherwise I can always find trouble with you, hehe, good morning, friend!

40, gently open your eyes, the bird is sweet; Slightly open the window, fresh and full of heart; Wash your face in a hurry and have confidence all day; Go out and see a happy one, saying good morning everywhere: good morning!

4 1. In the early morning, I breathed fresh air, and the oncoming wind brought your breath. I want to know where you are now. I hope to see you always happy on this beautiful morning. Good morning!

42. Let yesterday's fatigue take away your dreams, let today's passion communicate with the wind, reach out your hand and hold my sincere greetings to cheer for you on a new day! Good morning!

43. Not every day is sunny, nor is it cool. As long as there is sunshine in our hearts, life will always be sunny. As long as there is coolness in our hearts, every day will be full of hope. Good morning!

Weekend greeting sentences

1, the weekend is here, I hope you have a little mood to read poetry and taste tea; Have a little fun climbing mountains and boating; Have a little hobby of listening to music and singing happy songs; There are small days to embrace happiness and peace!

2, leisure and entertainment meet, and happiness nourishes the weekend; Let's talk about wine and get together, and happiness will sprout at the weekend; Affectionate greetings are connected in a line, and troubles hide when they see you; Have a nice weekend. Don't be idle Remember to smile often!

3, busy and nervous at work, refreshed near the weekend; Sleep to wake up naturally, relax and relieve stress; I wish my friends a happy life and a happy smile every day.

4. Beautiful scenery, beautiful stories, beautiful days and beautiful concerns; Worried about whether you are all right and happy. The weekend is coming, send my regards, I hope you can be happier!

5, life is happy, don't be upset! Your body is your own, don't be lazy! Money is in circulation, don't save it! Relax on the weekend, don't be busy! Friends are forever, don't forget! Best wishes to you. Don't thank me!

6. The weekend is coming and there are many blessings. I must read my short messages. My blessings are all here. All the best, always smile, smooth sailing, great success, and have a nice weekend!

7. Sweat from Monday to Friday is wisdom, and fatigue from Monday to Friday is fatigue. Today is the weekend. Take wisdom, giggle, take fatigue and relax.

8, weekend, I want to catch a bird for you, I hope you have happy wings, catch a spring breeze to send you, I hope you feel comfortable, send you a text message, I hope you fly every day! Have a nice weekend.

9. How do you spend the weekend? Watermelon skin on your head, a big mat under your feet, ice cream in your left hand, herbal tea in your right hand, an electric fan hanging around your waist, nothing to whistle, boring to sleep in the refrigerator, how to cool down, this is how you should spend the weekend!

10, a heart, a trace of affection, a greeting, a reminder, chilly in spring, less nocturnal, full of energy and omnipotent. Watch TV, surf the Internet, think of me if you have nothing to do, and you will laugh heartily. Happy weekend!

1 1, faint years, shuttle year after year; Beautiful memories, scene after scene; Deep in thought, a little bit dotted; Greetings are sent to you in waves: I wish you a happy weekend!

12, with a ray of spring breeze, repose my thoughts and convey my true feelings; Pick a green leaf, write down my blessings and bring my greetings; Send a short message to convey my heart and care. It's the weekend, have a good time!

13. Sincere greetings on a hot summer day. May it turn into morning dew, cool and refreshing to moisten my heart! Blow the bagpipes of blessing and play the golden harp for you. Have a nice weekend!

14, you can see my sight, but you can't miss me; You cannot leave my side, but you cannot leave my heart; You can run away from my feelings, but you can't run away from my memory. I miss you in my heart and wish you happiness forever.

15, waiting for the weekend, looking forward to the weekend, there are many good things to come at the weekend; Shopping, shopping, don't be a house girl; Chat, beauty, happy time; Receive messages, read messages, and send messages to invite friends: please stay with me at the weekend!

16, the weekend is here, I wish you a happy day on your head and a pie in the sky; Foot to foot, long RMB; Holding a happy knife, I am sad and dare not rely on it; With a sweet peach in his mouth, happiness comes to hug every day.

17, one weekend a week, be more happy; Spend four weekends every month happily; Fifty-two weekends every year are a wonderful song. May you have a good time every weekend!

18, there is no gold or silver on weekends, just to make you laugh. May your smile go from shallow to deep, from the outside to the inside. First, the skin laughs but the flesh doesn't smile, then the skin smiles but the flesh doesn't smile, and finally the skin smiles and the flesh doesn't smile. Long laugh!

19, weekend award notice: In view of your optimistic and active work and happy life this week, I will give you a special reward: the power to make a fortune; The courage to abandon troubles; The ability to live a happy life. Go and receive the prize quickly!

20. The weekend comes quietly, with a happy smile in the sun, cordial greetings in the letter, and warm wishes impartial. I wish you a happy weekend, happiness and sweetness!

2 1, life is dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing all the way. As long as you treat it with care, every day is happy. Have a nice weekend!

22. It's cold, the trees are shivering, the grass is shivering, the old cow is burning charcoal to keep warm, the white rabbit is wearing down, the ant bought a warm water bag, and the little mouse is hibernating. What are you still looking at? The temperature has dropped, put on an extra coat!

23. Days wander in quicksand. Often, what makes you tired is not the clank years, but the fragile mind. Open your heart and listen attentively. Those graceful tunes that bloom and fall will always be happy!

24. I don't miss you, but I always trust you; I do not miss you, but I always miss you; Never forget, just deep concern in my heart. It's the weekend, I want to tell you: have a rest, have a good rest and relax yourself!

25. I miss you very much and have a lot to say. But what I want to know most is how are you? On this warm weekend, I send my sincere greetings and best wishes, hoping that everything will be fine with you!

26. Find an elegant teahouse named Yuan, put two old rattan chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, raise a glass to heaven, and let your thoughts drift away with the fragrance of wine. Friendship is sincere because of concern! Happy weekend.

27. Send away five days of busyness, forget five days of troubles, get rid of five days of fatigue and discard five days of pressure. Sleep late on weekends, let the smile surround you forever, let relaxation become the main theme, and have a nice weekend!

28. Send a surprise to make the weekend happy, a care to make you warm, a youth to make you sunny, a dream to make you wish, a friendship that doesn't ask for anything in return, and then send you peace! Have a nice weekend!

29. If life is a river, may you be a boat that keeps moving forward; If life is a boat, may you be a sailor rain or shine. A happy life is in your own hands! Have a nice weekend.

30. Have a holiday for one or two days on weekends and have a half-day leisure time. Relax and recharge, and three friends and four friends get together for dinner. The fragrance of green tea floats far away, and the strong bouquet adds friendship. Weekend blessings spread everywhere, and my heart smiled. Happy weekend!

3 1, it's finally the weekend. Let go of the busy week, let go of all the unpleasantness encountered at work and enjoy life to the fullest. In this way, you will always be young and energetic.

32. Have a close contact with the bright sunshine, have a romantic date with the green mountains and green waters, make a stunning appearance for the blue sky and white clouds, and intoxicate the rich floral fragrance. It's the weekend, let's go for a walk!

33. Don't be tired because of your performance at work, don't forget to care for yourself because of the alternation of seasons, and occasionally treat life as a game to create the happiest and relaxed world. May your life be carefree and your weekends be as sweet as honey!

34. Weekends are treasures and leaders at home; Sleeping late is not noisy, and the salary is indispensable; Rest and relieve fatigue, so that it can be transported; Happiness opens its arms and runs with it; Wish you a happy weekend and a happy life.

Flowers want rain and dew, birds want blue sky, and we want Sunday. Close your eyes and make a wish silently. Good dreams will come true soon. Have a nice weekend!

A week's hard work passed, so I left my hand for the weekend to catch up with my friends. I asked for a sign in the temple and rode a horse to play. Wine is really lively, but it is not intoxicating. It's a good weekend. I'm in a good mood to invite you to * * *!

Passengers who don't want to go to work, please don't miss your stop. The next stop is the weekend station! Passengers who get off the bus, please clear your mind and start a new day.

38. Open the weekend relaxation pocket: get rid of troubles, complaints, gratification, satisfaction and excitement. In fact, a week's harvest is not bad. Friends, live a happy life with me. Have a nice weekend.

39, happiness does not need a background, leaving only the back of laughter; Happiness does not need status, just live comfortably and happily; Blessing doesn't need to be emotional. Just say hello and express your feelings. Greetings, contact, and wish you all the best on the weekend!

40. It will be happy to give your arm to the flying bird; Throw your heart into the sea, and it will be vast; Leaving your eyes to the sky is far-reaching; If I send my blessing to you, I will be very happy. Have a nice weekend!

4 1. Come again and again on weekends, and you don't need to find Duke Zhou. He will accompany you to other countries to play. As we all know, it is not unusual to see butterflies in Lu, and cliches are nothing. My most sincere blessing is: Have a nice weekend!

42. Country roads are indelible youth. If you give up and get something, you will mature unconsciously. I haven't held hands for a long time to catch up. Today is the weekend. It is my favorite to walk and chat together and listen to my heart. Come and sit down. Waiting for you, my friend. Have a nice weekend.

43. I sent my sincere blessing with 360-degree enthusiasm+180-degree smile +90-degree beauty. I wish you a career of 90 degrees, energy 180 degrees and happiness of 360 degrees! Happy weekend, haha!

44. I recently learned the magical power of snapping my fingers, and now I start to work for you. I am pressing a warm feeling, accompanied by the radio waves between heaven and earth, and sending it to your mobile phone, which will bring you a surprise at the weekend. Wish you all the best.

45. The sky was tired, so I gave up the sun and chose the moon. Flowers are tired and give up the beautiful choice of fruit. Do you feel tired after a busy week? I hope my insignificant greetings can drive away your fatigue for a week! Have a nice weekend!

46. Home cooking is delicious to nourish the stomach, fresh air moistens the lungs, warm sunshine basks in the back, and sleeps in bed. The weekend is delicious, and life must be particularly beautiful! Wish you a happy weekend and good health!

47. Love is big or small, just use your heart; Pay attention to time when you miss it, and it is strongest when you are lonely; How happy the weekend is, plan with you. Although I spent n weekends with you, I still look forward to a little happiness every weekend.

48, weekend, sleep late, soft little bed is really wonderful; Arrive at the weekend, feed meow, bask in the sun, bask in the kitten; Weekend, blessing, every weekend! I wish you a good weekend!

49. May your weekend be full of comfort, your life be full of sunshine, your love be gentle and romantic, your career be smooth and your life be happy forever. Dear friends, have a nice weekend!

50, Monday to Friday, busy and hard; Complain with you on Saturday and Sunday: it is difficult to squeeze the subway by bus, and it is difficult to make money when you are tired at work. I only miss the happiest you!