202 1 A sentence is wonderful, funny and super short.

1, bitter people, eat dead rice. Working in the underworld.

Even if a good horse doesn't eat grass, the grass may not wait for you.

I am still self-reliant and refuse foreign aid.

4. There is a kind of justice that is false, and there is a wretched heart behind the smile.

If you can't give me the expected response. Then don't press the yellow line

6, Gao Fushuai sad beauty pass, I just diaosi, but beauty let me pass.

7. A marriage can only cultivate men to rediscover the new continent and only let men explore new perspectives (connotations).

8. It's a waste of time to sigh that you can't get what you want. Only robbery is the last word.

9. You don't know love when you are young, but you don't know love when you are middle-aged.

10, you will become a witch if you don't cancel at midnight.

1 1. As for going to school and going to work, I feel that the reasons for taking time off are getting harder and harder to make up.

12, "Job-hopping" requires both the cruelty of "jumping off a building" and the skill of "diving", and it is best to have the flexibility of "flea", otherwise it is best to "lie in the trough".

13, I love you so much. I hate your guts.

14, women are not drunk, men have no chance. Men are not drunk and women have no tips.

15, some people stick to it at work, while others stick to it.

16. How many people expected and lost when they "entered" in the qq dialog box?

17, the salary is as small as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

18, divorced people often complain that they were misunderstood when they got married.

19, don't mess with me, or I'll let you die very dynamically.

20. Sorry, I have a secret crush on success again.

2 1, if you are glib, be careful that I will treat you with detergent.

22. If you ignore me online, I will send you to euthanasia.

23. I broke up. I can wake up crying in my dreams at the thought of the money my girlfriend owes me!

24. Are you still fucking you? Big face. Go get it back.

25. When China fought, it should be made into Naruto, and a Japanese village died.

26. I am willing to give up everything, but I don't want to give up choosing you.

27. It is natural for men to love women, and it is natural for women to love men.

28. If you have a soft heart, give it to me. I'll ice it for you to make it stronger.

29. What fascinates you? Is there an object or a background?

30. A good horse never turns back to grass, but it turns around the earth and sees grass again.

3 1. If meeting you is a mistake, dreaming of you is a big mistake.

32. I suddenly felt so hungry that I woke up and found myself asleep while eating.

33. At the time of extreme poverty, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.

I don't want to see anything. I just want to see Jinshan when I open my eyes.

35. I am most afraid of death, and I am afraid of getting sick and taking medicine, and I am even more afraid of dying suddenly when I get sick and taking medicine.

36. Men's arrogance and contempt for women also come from women's stomachs.

Life feels like a maze. Once in, you can never get out.

38. Standing at the peak of life, enjoying a lonely and silly life.

39. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes; If anyone touches my clothes, I'll cut off his hands and feet.

40. Open the window and enjoy the colorful plastic bags flying all over the sky.

4 1. The little mouse told its mother that it was ill. So, mother mouse said, "well, I'll bring a pack of rat poison later."

42, don't always say your face, the beauty is not outstanding, ugly is very chic, who are you scaring?

43. I am confused. I like it when you call you Shi. It's not too much to hate you and call you a zombie!

44. Maybe your confession is too lethal. If I say it from your mouth, I'll be crazy for days.

45. Sing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood. What's the matter?

46. I will kiss you if I hit you, love you if I scold you, and love you if I kick you.

47. In fact, when you get up in the morning, you can do many things, such as; Get some sleep.

48. You think you are a saint and tell you that you are crazy.

49. Since ancient times, no one has died, and if they die, they have to die.

50. If you don't leave, I will die.

2020 is a funny sentence.

1, girls are precious, and young women are more expensive. If you have a rich woman, you can throw both.

2. Our truth is too risky.

You did such a difficult thing to stand up. What can beat you the next day?

4. Bitch mercilessly interprets human joys and sorrows. The player sang the joys and sorrows of the world meaningless.

5, the dark road is slippery, the society is very complicated, and the younger brother must have a price.

6. A group of dogs with money behind them can't walk without money.

7, big gold chain, small watch. Three small barbecues a day. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table. Being drunk is drinking. Social wine is drunk every day. Die at the small table sooner or later.

8. Soft Chinese hard Yuxi The shorter the hair, the more NB it is.

9. If you make a mistake, correct it. If you make a mistake, make another one. If you make a mistake, correct it.

10, speak louder without electricity!

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12, we decided that we want to fly in heaven, and two birds want to be cauliflower with one wing.

13. I have money at home and drive a 13 Cadillac. You can tell by the sound that it is a good machine, imported from Germany, chug chug. At first, half of Beijing was smoking black smoke.

14. If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you one hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

15, this young man looks like an actor, covering his face.

16, the story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. ...

17, XXX was born and his father was ill. After returning to China, his mother is the hardest. Here is the husband and there are the children. We should take care of them. Feed the medicine here, feed the medicine there, feed the milk, feed the medicine. Feed medicine, breast-feed His father is too strong, and the child has taken the wrong medicine.

18, law-abiding, depressed, singing at night, riding a mule to harm others, fair and just, starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

19, hooligans know martial arts, and no one can stop them! Scientists know martial arts, and even hooligans can't stop them!

20. I don't know you yet! You get drunk when you touch wine, and you get lost when you see the world. When you get rich, you will begin to forget the words. You only have one advantage. As soon as you see your aunt, you will become digital.

2 1. When I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing is that the toilet was discovered before people woke up.

22. If two kinds of feelings last long, they will be in pork and pork.

23, there are difficulties to help, there is no difficulty to create difficulties to help.

24. The old father is lying in bed. You are a dutiful son. Seeing the old father like this, he will rush to the bed. At this time, I saw that the old man was wrong and was angry there. He has something to say, but he can't say it. He asked for a pen, a pen and paper, and wrote some words on the paper. Get out! Step on my oxygen pipe

25. You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.

26. The weather in Xuanwu District is sunny and people in Tongzhou District like it very much! Looking at Fengtai, I shouted: I love you, Haidian!

27. If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

28. The clothes worn by these big girls are hidden.

29. Lie down where you fell.

30. There are many antiques in our family, including my uncle's slippers, pickles cooked by my grandmother and my uncle's ashes.

3 1, if there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or sunbathing!

32. It is said that there is a demon on man, a demon on the demon, and a demon on the demon.

33. It used to look too simple, but now it looks too troublesome, and I can't see it clearly later.

34. Ambition is the nature of wolves. Only dogs are content with the status quo.

35. Being busy is the best medicine for all mental disorders. No sadness, no gossip, no tears, no infatuation when you are busy. There is no anger or joy on a calm face. Looking at the past, I only vaguely wrote a scroll.

36. My ideal is a D cup, and now my life is an airport.

37. You two are so disgusting, how can you not have children?

38. Even if you are resourceful, AB often has only two schemes.

Your skirt is too short, and my thoughts are too long.

40. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. I can tell you have no connotation by looking at you all over.

4 1, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

42. Girl, I have no infectious diseases. Why do you always avoid me? Let's talk about it later.

43. Behind a successful man, there must be a woman who swallowed mountains and rivers; There are two men behind a failed man.

44. Lu Xun said that the most painful thing for people is that there is no way to go after waking up.

45. We are like a dog and a butterfly, and we never know what the other is thinking.

46. A gentleman won't steal the queen's crown!

47. It feels good to be a bad guy!

48. I broke my hand two days ago. The doctor said it was a semi-comminuted Martha fracture in the left rear arm.

49. If you are admitted, you will be called gardenia. If you fail, you will be called the end of the soul; If you have a parent-teacher conference, you will be called a monster hunter; Call pancake man when you have a holiday; When school starts, it's called the Great Sage.

50. Hormones decide to fall in love at first sight, dopamine decides to last forever, adrenal gland decides not to shoot, self-esteem decides who will speak first, and finally life expectancy and reality decide who will leave first.

One sentence is super funny. Tell me about Daquan.

1, I am dead, and the only thing I can't worry about is my QQ.

2. I didn't give it to a woman at first, but later I was anxious for a woman!

3, you can stick to the door to ward off evil spirits, lying in bed can be contraceptive.

Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount

Love is art, marriage is technology and divorce is arithmetic.

If my brother dies, you can burn me a sister.

7. Love is like clothes. It will shrink after washing.

8. If you can be meticulous to me, I will be naked to you!

9. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it's critical.

10, the first part: envy, jealousy and hate, the second part: empty, lonely and cold, horizontal criticism: paralyzed, I am single.

1 1, once you make a mistake, it becomes an eternal hatred, and then look back at your children.

12, I am the kind of person who is not afraid of death and pain, and is afraid of losing you.

13, the fool said, I waited for you, the fool came back, but the fool left.

14, it is said that women are clothes and brothers are brothers. Whoever touches my hands and feet, I will touch his clothes.

15, I'm blind, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

16, Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.

17, I'm not a genius, because I haven't worn Finch's diapers.

18, I haven't seen cowhide blown as fresh and refined as you for a long time.

19, others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog to see who is unhappy with it.

20. The school doesn't want us to fall in love, but only wants us to wear matching clothes.

2 1, I just want to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall!

22. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

23. try to ignore me Maybe one day I will ignore you, and you will regret it.

24. I love you for so long, not because of your words. Oh, I know.

25. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.

26. If you see life for the first time, why be sentimental? Say goodbye, maybe I will never see you again …

27. As long as you want it, as long as I have it. I like this sentence best. I will give you anything you want, even if I don't have it.

28. Sometimes I feel like a psycho, which not only entangles me, but also bothers others.

29. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

30. The best thing I have ever done is to observe the four seasons and meet you.

3 1, I want to tell the world loudly: I fell in love with you in those years and I was blind.

32. The most worrying love in the world: You love him and he loves you, but he is with someone else.

I used to be quite tall, but I often went swimming and shrunk, that's all.

One day I suddenly found that you were not on my list, but I didn't delete you.

35. In your buckle, I bear it alone in a crowded crowd, just for your happiness.

36. The fool's mother opened the door for the fool, and the fool went home.

37. First love is not necessarily the first person, but the first person who makes you feel that love makes you desperate.

38. Sometimes two people can't be together because they don't love each other. But some things are more important than love, such as responsibility, friendship and so on.

39. People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.

Miss you, miss everything about you, like you, love you, love everything about you.

4 1, some people, death doesn't matter to me Some people, I can't let go of them.

42. Give me 1 atomic bomb, and I will send a mushroom cloud to Japan.

43. Don't rob things that don't belong to you. If you catch it, it doesn't belong to you.

44. If idiots can fly, this is the airport. ...

45. Everyone has his own past. What we need to do is not to sprinkle salt on the wound.

46. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

47. Every time you look at me, I pretend to look away. If you look away, I always look at you.

48. A person's happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.

49. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

50. It doesn't matter who is innocent in life and makes a little mistake.

Say a short sentence about 202 1 domineering girls.

1. I won't love anything in this world until you receive my letter.

Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

3. Be obedient, don't like others even if you don't like them.

4. There is a kind of person who is particularly mean and likes to joke when you are serious, and also takes you seriously when joking.

Don't like a person who is too dazzling, he can't see you.

6. I try to be what you like, but you tell me that you love her.

7. Your heart is beyond my dreams.

8. I deleted you just because I didn't want to see you and changed my mood for anyone.

9. He smells like you, so I can't help following him, and I almost got red in the eye.

10. It's sunny, and looking at red makeup is particularly enchanting.

1 1. Those things that made us cry will be said with a smile one day.

12. Please don't meet again in the next life, because I can't give you happiness and I can't see you cry.

13. Don't try to reason with women. It is the fate of this planet that a creature can bleed for seven days a month and not die.

14. Write secretly in class when your homework is most efficient, and write on your mobile phone at home when it is least efficient.

15. Your love with her is so real, why should I be a foil?

16. I don't want to hear your nonsense. I just want a cigarette! !

17. Even the best words of comfort are not as touching as a hug.

18. Degeneration needs no reason, just an excuse.

19. Every time in the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?

20. I will stay here until you find me. Come on, I want to grow mushrooms.

2 1. It's not who you miss, but the past you can't go back to.

22. If you are not crazy, you will be old. If you don't confess, everyone will leave.

In the eyes of parents, playing computer for an hour will make them blind, but reading books for several hours will not make them blind.

24. If boys don't have more than six abdominal muscles, why should they laugh at other girls for their poor figure?

25. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions: one is lying trough, which can be proved, and the other is lying trough, which can also be proved.

26. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering!

27. Whoever doesn't feel pain when the scar is not rotten can speak beautifully!

28. Crazy I always make you so handsome.

29. I just won't let myself go, and I won't force myself to be attached now.

30. What's the use of long hair and waist? If you have the ability, your bangs will reach your waist.

3 1. You only remember my vicious tongue and my savagery, but my bitch can't remember me who loved you.

32. In life, there is always unexpected warmth and endless hope.

I didn't bother you again, and you didn't think of me again.

I remember that you were the only person I talked to.