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Clothes are character?

I sat shivering in the shop, and the wind was colder than before-it snowed in my hometown and it was not warm in Guangdong.

My clothes have no buttons, or the buttons have come off-the kind that are born without buttons. I have to hold my chubby body tightly with my hands-but I still have to play with my mobile phone! My hands must be free to play with my mobile phone! So, I took a thick scarf and put it on my body. In this way, a bloated guy, sitting in the cold wind, shivering, playing with his mobile phone intently. ...

Chen Shu, the landlord, came back with a net by the Han River. He saw me like this, shook his head and left. I think he is the kind of person who has never seen a beautiful woman. What does he like about me?

Sister Xiaoying from Guangxi is coming. She said, bus ghost, ghost! I have never seen you in a beautiful skirt. ...

She sent me a small fish. It was only Monday, and I was jumping around. Before I could talk to her, she left. To tell the truth, she knows my appetite, but she doesn't understand my feelings. For this kind of food, I often have to put up with her superficiality and have no choice.

However, an article "Clothes Show Personality" angered me. Because of that article, that's right. Compared with that beautiful article, I am an illiterate middle-aged woman who can only lick saliva and count money. Dressing consciousness is so shallow, only to shelter from the wind and rain in summer and keep warm in winter. What else is there? Not to mention the smell.

But!

Am I like this? Am I being meaningless? Do I really have no taste? Am I ugly?

The whole world will not believe it.

I will never wear bright leather shorts, flesh-colored stockings and boots on my feet-there are many on the street! Long legs, short legs, fat and thin, many of them are dressed like this ... At least I avoided this silly and superficial way of dressing like a chicken.

My clumsy figure and arrogant quality, the key is that I am just a small business owner who does waste. What should I wear? Can I dress up deliberately? Isn't it just a coarse coat, black and gray?

I didn't wear colorful clothes, and I didn't wear tight clothes to show people the shape. I haven't worn any expensive clothes, or anything that needs dry cleaning or hand washing. Nothing is precious enough for me to take care of-I need to wear clothes, not clothes. Why should I be ruled by clothes? Don't feel bad, don't get dirty easily, and I don't want to lose what looks like a pity. The rest-

There is only a pile of wrinkled black and white ash in my closet after machine washing, which can be worn and thrown away. If it's too late to find a rag to clean the car, I can pick it out in the closet.

Clothes are so simple and casual, but my personality is not so casual. Therefore, clothing is character, which means nothing to me.

But!

You can really tell a person's taste from his clothes!

These words are classic enough. I read and chew them over and over again. Finally, I think, yes, informality is my character, which also leads to informality in my clothes-some people criticize me and others affirm me. My critics think I'm too casual, and I'm sure I think I'm not artificial, ha!

The two things I regret most in my life are: I gave my classmate an old Japanese and Korean dress that suits me, but spent 1500 yuan to buy a new coat that doesn't suit me and hang it in the closet. I often lament these two things. First, I miss the dress with a mask. I'll never touch that unique dress again-it's warm and light, and there's a huge cloak behind it, which can cover my head and look like a nun ... Second, I can't bear to spend 1500 yuan, which is equivalent to buying ten new clothes (according to my current consumption view). I forgot how I got hooked.

Clothes are character, yes, if you know me, you will feel that nothing is worthy of me. If you don't understand me, you think I don't deserve to wear anything ... Oh, it's really embarrassing.

I, sitting in the cold wind, trembled beautifully.