Humor, hilarious, hilarious, humorous, hilarious, what are they?

1, listen to you, you will know that you don't read much.

2, beauty and ugliness have a life, there are fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.

Parents can never tell the difference between explaining and talking back. Talk back when you explain, and recite when you say one more word.

4. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it succeeds, the Bodhisattva will protect you, and I'm afraid she won't find you!

Don't think that today is the bottom of your life, but it can be regarded as the peak in your later days.

6. My ex-girlfriend broke up with me for two reasons. One is that I had no money at that time, and the other is that she guessed that I would have no money in the future.

7. Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living to old age.

8. I always thought I was smart and talented until I went to driving school to learn to drive!

9. Although you are already taken, as a senior gardener, I am best at replacing trees with flowers.

As an experienced person, my advice to young people is: don't come.

1 1, people still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

12. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

13, the night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.