56 funny love sentences

1, we want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!

2. Is there a moment when you will think of me?

I like you so much that you will die.

4. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I miss you so much!

5, don't say love easily, the promise made is the debt owed!

6. People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute!

7. When I love you, you are a stone; When I hate you, you are a zombie!

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent!

9. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the shoes, I am the brush, and you ignore me.

10 Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

1 1, nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart and shows two things on the surface.

12, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

13, if the relationship between men and women is handled well, there will be an affair, and if it is not handled well, there will be an affair.

14. Dissatisfaction is a suspended substitute, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

15, the greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

16, love and sympathy, just like sand and gold, although mixed together, I still distinguish clearly.

17. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only faithful love is true love.

18, people who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

19, I am a vine, you are a melon, I am a fish, you are a shrimp, I am a pot, you are a flower, and I make you laugh every day!

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

2 1, learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteousness.

22. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for weight loss.

23. People who love me, please don't wait for me, you will die before me. The person I love, I won't wait, I will hang up before her.

If you want to be loved by others, you must first make yourself worthy of love, not for a day or a week, but forever.

25, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.

26. The only knife that a woman should practice is the knife that cuts vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.

27, like a grandson when you are in love, obedient; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Tzu after marriage!

28. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

29. If someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

30. Women are sometimes like walnuts. As long as you can break her hard shell, you will find how soft and fragile she is inside.

3 1. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one. When we finally meet the right person, we should be grateful.

32. Me! The sky is like a dragon, you are like a phoenix on the ground, I fly in the sky and you chase after it on the ground. I love you, and I won't lie to you, just as farmers love corn.

You are an ugly duckling in my pond and a silly crow in my old tree. You tell me the truth when I am drunk. Oh, what are you laughing at?

34. Hope: the leader follows you, the car lets you, the money sticks to you, the court dotes on you, the official transportation accompanies you, the school depends on you, the real estate depends on you, and the lover loves you!

35. You are handsome, you are handsome, you are the most handsome in the world, with a nest of cabbage on your head and a sack of kelp on your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

36. An unmarried woman lamented: Why do all good men become husbands? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.

37. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, marriage is wrong, divorce is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals!

38. The first time I went to see you, your mother hit me, one by one! The second time, I went to see you, and your father hit me, one by one! Oh, uh, that sweetheart!

I love you, sister, just as mice love rice. I fell in love with you at first sight, fell in love with you without saying anything, and came to see you again and again. I must catch up with you. ..

40. I am your summer ice cream, winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb in the dark, and bread when you are hungry! I really want to say "I love you"!

4 1, brand and gender: twenty-year-old man Pentium thirty-year-old man Hitachi forty-year-old man. Zheng Da! Fifty-year-old man Microsoft! Sixty-year-old Panasonic! Lenovo at the age of 70

42. The wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

43. Baby, I love you just as mice love rice. You are the wind and phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

44. Husband, I miss you very much. Do you know that?/You know what? I love you like drinking boiled water to eat, as natural as breathing, sleepless and gentle, so I will love you forever.

45. You, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison but didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

46. A man raising a woman outside is called "the golden house hides the charming". Women raise men outside, called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

47. I think of your smile when I get up, smell your smell when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, dear-the toilet!

48. Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

49. A farmer keeps a group of pigs. One day, he found that one was missing. He asked the other pigs where they had gone. Other pigs said: that pig is reading mobile phone messages in the corner!

50. Meimei, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. When I am hungry, you are my bread. When I am hungry, you are my fruit knife. You are my heart. You are my liver. You are three quarters of my life!

5 1, once a girl said that she could wait for me in her next life. When I told her that I liked her, she turned to me and said, "Are you going to chase me?" Wait for the next life! "

52. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. Chickens are mentally ill. They don't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are in a hurry and hide to see the chicken. Silly chickens are secretly looking at their mobile phones.

53. There was once a girl who was willing to jump off a building for me. Knowing that I like her, she said to me upstairs, "Don't come here! If you come near me, jump from here! "

54. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you."

55. Once a girl said that she could change herself for me. That day, I got up the courage to express my secret love for a long time. She said to me, "What do you like about me? I can't change it! "

Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: "I can spend nine days on the moon for you, but I can catch turtles in five oceans!" " Because: that "moon" is you, and that "turtle" is you!