Please give me a super funny and shocking classic quotation, or a personalized QQ signature!

1. Looking back indifferently, why the hell haven’t you left yet?

2. What is money? It’s something I don’t have.

3. Damn, you are so tall and valuable.

4. Going to school is like visiting a prostitute, it costs money and effort.

5. Since I got mental illness, I have become mentally ill.

6. When I was playing hide-and-seek with others when I was a child, I would always wait for them to hide and then go home directly.

7. Don’t chase people. They are all pure men. Don’t bully others too much.

8. I laughed, I really laughed, I laughed happily.

9. Please don’t charge my sister. Your brother has caller ID.

10. Even Baidu cannot search for your forty-five degree smile.

11. Just because I glanced at you more in the crowd, why the hell are you so shameless?

12. I have been losing hair recently. Is menopause early?

13. As long as the effort is deep, the shit will be taken seriously.

14. Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.

15. Damn you, when you add me as a good friend, it seems that you only steal food and don’t chat, sweat!

16. You have no humanity, no understanding, no morality, no opposite sex, you are too casual, you are not a male at all, you can simply change your gender.

1 7. Play with me, play with me. If you don’t play with me, I will kill you when I go home.

18. Others say I am beautiful, but in fact it is all made up.

19. Traveling to China, I think it’s OK, but I don’t have to pay to see if it’s OK for you!

20. Squeeze when you have no urine and exercise.

21. What kind of bird are you if you have chicken feathers on your body?

22. People are not cheap and have flaws. Being cheap is the expression of perfection.

23. Human beings are transformed from monkeys, and there is no one who is not cheap.

24. If you have painful urination, urgent urination, or inability to urinate completely, please use Caohual lozenges.

25. Forget it, forget it, stop talking, stop talking, that’s it! I said stop talking! You have to agree even if you don’t agree! Come on, let’s get married! 26. I tell you that you can live as long as you laugh, okay?

1. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!

2. Not only do I have a car, I also drive my own bicycle!

4. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think you are?

5. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t even tried to trick me yet!

6. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot!

8. Is handsome enough to use P? Maybe he will be eaten by pawns!

9. Don’t worry if you leave it to me, nothing can go wrong!

10. Don’t be nervous, I’m not a good person...

12. Don’t thank me, how can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you!

13. Don’t tell me to come here—I am Afanti!

14. If you don’t pay attention to me, then I will become a dog and ignore you!

17. Some people are alive, but she is already dead. Some people are alive, but he should have died long ago!

18. You said...you like me? Actually...at first...I actually...well, let me tell you, I actually like myself quite a lot.

19. Do you want to drink water, water, or water? It’s up to you!

21. Say what you should say, and whisper what you shouldn’t.

22. Can you say that scholars are stealing things?

23. I hate it. , don’t ask single men this kind of question!

24. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

25. Don’t think that just because I am handsome, I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

26. The weather is good today, windy and rainy. .

27. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

28. I really want to get rid of this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough...

32. If you bother me again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows!

34.A: Where to eat? I have no money.

B: Let’s go to a restaurant, I’ll pay for the water pipe.

40 .She is so fat that I can’t even twist her arm with my thigh.

41. There is a road in the mountain of books, first of all, learn to make porridge with eight treasures.

42. The world is Ours also belongs to our sons, but ultimately it belongs to those grandchildren.