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The most offensive mandarin rhetoric
Representative's speech
The government work report made by Mayor XX this morning is strategically located and concise, and is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. By listening to the Government Work Report, I was deeply moved, excited, proud, inspired and inspired. This report is realistic, pragmatic, concise and informative. It is a report that gathers people's wisdom, conforms to public opinion and wins people's hearts ... It can be felt that under the leadership of the municipal party committee and the municipal government, the city has made remarkable achievements in reform and opening up, achieved social harmony and stability, and achieved great development, development and construction ... The contents of the report are changing with each passing day. The report focuses on the overall situation, with clear thinking and effective measures. In the future, I will work hard, do my duty, and actively make suggestions ... (provided by Qiu Honglin, Ningcheng County, Inner Mongolia)
An "emphasis" is more than an hour.
My least favorite Putonghua is "Let me emphasize three points", "This work must be put on the important agenda", "Raise awareness and correct attitude" and "strategically located". An "emphasis" means more than an hour, a "necessity" to put the work behind you, an "improvement" to come up with countermeasures to deal with policies, and a "strategically advantageous position" to please the leaders. (Wu Junping, Handan City, Hebei Province)
People's Daily Weibo netizen message
Jinkou people: according to the frequency of appearance, important speeches, great attention and great significance rank in the top three. Others, such as: full affirmation, high evaluation, successful completion, etc. , is also a cliche.
Nobita 19 19: News needs verbs instead of adjectives. People don't need "attention and goodwill", what they need is to eliminate contradictions and solve problems.
The meaning of drunkenness is not wine, but flashy: "relevant units" and "relevant departments" are too vague, or it shows that the powers and responsibilities of government departments are unclear, or blaming each other is a common trick.
Xiao Kun K84: There is no doubt that it is "pointing out the mountains and rivers", and the domineering and condescending trend is beyond words.
Guangzhou Public Security: What many netizens dislike is not the words in Mandarin itself. "The essence of Mandarin is to say one thing and do another. This essence will not change. Even if the keynote speech is changed to stand-up comedy, whether you like it or not. As long as knowledge and action are integrated, words will be practiced and there will naturally be fans. "
Najie Huaying: I hate that officials like to call people "ordinary people" in their speeches, which may show the status of leaders, but they always feel a little unhappy.
Lao Mo, Taizhou: What we hear more is: seriousness, height, strength, ten, necessity and so on. It sounds like weight, but it is invisible and intangible in the air. There are no specific data and standards to measure, even if you do it backwards, there is no punishment.
The girl went over: "You go to the third floor to find the director." "It's none of our business. Go down to the second floor and have a look. " "It's no use looking for us. Go to the third floor." "You have to go to the second floor, the second office on the west side of the corridor to find the director." "Sorry, comrade, there is no one in the director's office ..." "Then I don't know. Go to the service hall on the first floor and ask. " "Hello, comrade, excuse me ..." "Go up the corridor on the second floor and turn left at the first house." "Go to the third floor!" One day, my mother and I "exercised to lose weight" in the transportation management office.
Tao Huang is in Xi: We will contact you. I don't know about it. It's none of our business. You have the wrong number. Who told you that? Who told you to come to me? How do you know my phone number? Where are you looking at? Who sent you?
Tan Changhai: I agree. ...
Otto franke Lin: I hate talking about parallelism.
People's Weibo netizens leave a message
@ Yuan Yue: The report just made by the leader was particularly timely, important and necessary. The current situation is particularly well grasped, the analysis of problems is particularly pertinent, and the measures taken are particularly targeted. It can be said that it is a new spirit under the new situation and a new countermeasure in front of new contradictions. It gives us confidence, reassures us and sets the direction.
@ zisi2011351:As for the significance of this meeting, just say two words, one is new and the other is good.
@ Ya Ya Ya: Putonghua: 1. Carry out the spirit of ××, implement the plan of ××, and achieve the results of ××. 2. According to the requirements of XXX, I have done the following eight points ... There are still some problems. Do the following eight things in the future. ...
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