Tanabata tells funny short sentences.

1, don't ask me if I have a boyfriend, it is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

2. Are you short of light bulbs for Valentine's Day in Chinese Valentine's Day? You sit and eat without talking. I'll leave after eating. Really, I can also take pictures and retouch your pictures.

Tanabata is coming. I wrote 300 "Let's break up" notes and stuffed them into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelf. Don't ask me who I am, I'm Lei Feng.

4. Don't ask me how to spend Tanabata, skip it. Tanabata is just a reminder for me in the middle of the summer vacation.

5, don't sweet talk, don't show happiness. Because physics common sense tells us that the sun is easy to lose water, and refrigeration is the best way to keep fresh.

6. History is always strikingly similar. Single on Tanabata the year before last, single on Tanabata last year and single on Tanabata this year.

7. I want to hire two children on Tanabata. When I meet a man, I will call my father. When I meet a woman, I will call my mother. Breaking up a pair is a pair.

8. A group of children still think about Valentine's Day every day. You should do something at this age, such as having children.

9. I am very busy on Valentine's Day. I want to sell flowers in the morning and condoms at night. I have to squat in front of the hotel to sell medicine in the early morning, and suddenly I feel that life is so hard. A week later, I began to sell pregnancy test sticks, a month later, I sent out leaflets about painless abortion, and then I sold postoperative health care products. From then on, he became the general manager and CEO, married Bai, and embarked on the peak of his life.

10, if anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. When you get married and the object is not you now, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.