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Talk about romantic love; No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't match your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand.
I don't have so much poetry, but I have plenty of time to accompany you crazy.
3. No matter how earth-shattering the pledge of eternal love is, it can't match the company that never leaves, and no matter how unforgettable the love is, it can't match the happiness of daily necessities.
4, a white pony, a wedding dress, a you, this life is enough.
When you said you were tired, I was actually glad that you didn't say you would be separated for the rest of your life.
He fell in love with her at first sight and proposed the next day. But in after the car accident, the husband lost his memory, and the wife took care of the husband who lost his memory. He said, "Thank you for being so kind to me." The next day, the wife pushed her husband for a walk. His wife was startled when he suddenly told him to wait. The husband said shyly, "well, although we only met yesterday, please live with me." Love at first sight is a kind of fate. Remember when we meet again.
7. "I like you" means "From now on, you have the ability to hurt me".
No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't compare with your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand.
10 I've always wanted to control my feelings for you. It's just that I forgot that feelings are not allowed.
1 1, I hope the person you love loves you more than I do, and I hope that the person I love will never be like you again.
12, some people are doomed to disappointment, others are doomed to disappointment.
13, one of the worst things in the world is to feel that you are not worthy of the person you like, just like standing on a rainy roof, because you don't even have an umbrella, so you can't go forward and say, "Let's go together."
The best answer you have never seen!
1. User's question: Emperor, do you still remember that summer by Daming Lake?
Yu He?
The best answer: yes, the price is very cheap, and netizens say that she is very skilled.
2. User's question: If tomorrow morning, you suddenly find yourself changing your gender. What was your first reaction?
The best answer: let the brothers have fun first! This is the real brother. .
3. User question: What is the relationship between Pakistan and Kaspersky?
The best answer: Kiba relationship.
4. Netizen asked: Why do children born have the same surname as their fathers?
The best answer: because the money spit out from the ATM belongs to the cardholder.
5. User's question: The display screen has been slightly shaking. what can I do? The monitor screen has been shaking slightly. what can I do?
The best answer: you have been shaking. When your frequency is consistent with the picture on the amplitude monitor, you won't feel anything.
6. User question: Who knows the answer to the college entrance examination next year?
Best answer: I ... will know by this time next year.
7. The user's problem: an intellectual problem. What's behind 228? What is behind 103? What is behind 85? All three answers are the same! Just give me the answer.
The best answer: all three are followed by: what is behind?
8. The netizen asked: How to spend 20 yuan to make my girlfriend happy?
Best answer: buy a box of durex and use it with him. ...
9. User question: There are always pictures of men and women fooling around on TV! !
The best answer: I will buy whatever brand of your TV! ! !
10. User question: I think this person is crazy.
How to write it in English?
Ah, Aisai is similar to Gaai.
The thief seems to see it this way.
Best answer: me.
Think this guy must be crazy!
1 1. User question: The computer does not respond when pressing the power button, and RT does not work. Why not?
The best answer: Have you turned on the power?
12. User question: I am so rich, what car should I buy for the nanny?
The best answer: it depends on her relationship with your husband ~
202 1qq told me that people who say the stars are beautiful must have never seen your eyes.
I hope I can sleep through today's troubles.
Second, the person I love doesn't like to leave, but my name is Li.
When I pestered you and hit you, you ignored me. Now you have no one to love and miss me. I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore.
4. [People who say the sun is warm must have never seen you smile]
5. You should always be an elusive puffer fish. Dare not let people touch you?
6. When I review for the exam, I will find that there are printers, tape recorders and digital cameras on other people's heads, but Jiuyang soybean milk is on my head.
I've been watching you for a long time. Please follow me.
I once loved you and even thought about the future.
I have a pure relationship with him.
10. When I was passionate about you, you left in cold blood like revenge.
You know, the heart is a polyphonic word. It reads the first sound and the fourth sound.
If I am tired, can I have a rest?
Thirteen, the longer people contact, the easier it is to have friendship or love. A man wrote many letters to his lover, and his last girlfriend married the postman.
14. [What does it feel like not letting go? You are afraid of the dark, but he is light]
I always think too much, and then I don't know what I am thinking.
Sixteen, what you wrote before, you must try to read it, and then feel childish and ridiculous, but it makes you feel distressed.
I have a pure relationship with him.
Eighteen, [people who say that the stars are beautiful must have never seen your eyes]
What's it like to have a crush on someone? I don't know what the wf password is.
Twenty, the devil knocked for three thousand years before, looking back at the dust and not being immortal!
Twenty-one, let's get together with a lonely and brave last stop.
Twenty-two, [your smile threw my determination to give up you into the abyss]
23. I love you whether you can see or not.
24. How long does it take for love to be loved?
Twenty-five, [people who say the stars are beautiful must have never seen your eyes]
Twenty-six, [will it be very gratifying to think of yourself as a frivolous teenager in such a late afternoon]
Twenty-seven, why many people can't find a partner because they are not only ugly, but also think others are ugly.
Twenty-eight, then how can I love you without tears?
Twenty-nine, tears should be saved to flush the toilet.
30. Is there no bottom line because of good temper?
3 1. I just like you. You bit me!
No matter how beautiful you are, don't tell me about love.
No matter how beautiful you are, don't tell me about love.
1. Many people think that diligence is a necessary condition for success, which is true, but diligence should be a long-term habit and something you can enjoy. Because I like to do it and work hard, and such efforts will have a reasonable return. The other is to be diligent in pursuing success and feel bitter. I often think about how hard I tried, but I haven't succeeded yet. Input-output ratio is unreliable. Classic love quotes
Your intentions were good, but you started.
3. The essence of being friends after breaking up is to take the other person as a reserve, avoid completely tearing your face, and there is no possibility of reconciliation. If you have an accident with your current lover in the future, there are still ways to save you. We often say that a good horse never looks back, but we are human beings, not horses. The so-called ALLORNOTHING principle, water under the bridge, is actually just that we can't save face. Because when we think about the logic of love, we often violate the agreement of pK, the master of Gu Long's novels: whoever moves first will lose.
Our inappropriateness is often an excuse to shirk or break up. Don't take it for granted. When shirking, the subtext is often impossible to actually perform, regardless of long-distance love is the bottom line, parents are under too much pressure and so on. Anyway, you can infer for yourself. As for breaking up, the subtext can be that I discovered the new continent, you are wrong and so on. You can use your wisdom to speculate. In addition, there is nothing really inappropriate, let alone whether it will be appropriate after a period of time. In fact, the so-called fit is between your thoughts. If you have weak feelings, it is naturally inappropriate-as long as you have feelings, Andy Lau and Feng are both suitable.
The world is a book, and those who have never traveled read only one page.
6. We also have a habit that when we find our present lover, we often think that we are the other half we need to find. No! In fact, we can still find many such other half, but many times we don't need to keep looking, and we are too lazy to keep looking, so we are happy to think that the present object is our only other half, and no one can replace it. After breaking up, I found that many people could be replaced, but I didn't want to think about it at that time.
7. Don't despise cheaters. The fundamental reason for kicking two boats is the lack of security here, so you have to follow the principle of three caves for a wily rabbit in case of emergency. Reflection: Are you worthy of him or her? If it is done well enough, it is impossible and unnecessary for the other party to cheat, and flies don't stare at seamless eggs.
8. People don't fall down in despair, but they often die at crossroads.
9. Every gap that you think can automatically echo will not easily reveal the fragile heel. That season will always come, just like my belief in samsara, which was named persistence by the years.
10. Falling leaves are the poetic point of the season, and sadness is the magic song of autumn. In reincarnation, the wind and sand blow the old year. Who will be responsible for this life? Deep who forgot to pick up the miss, leisurely let it indulge in memories.
1 1. Poetic youth is the most shy and frivolous in youth. Leave the night to the abyss and the dawn to the sun.
12. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a tree by the river. Look down at the ebb and flow of the tide, and look up at the clouds. In spring, birds are chirping; The number of fallen leaves in the autumn wind reaches zero.
13. A person's achievements will never go beyond his own mode of thinking.
14. There are two ways to use money to improve happiness. One is to make money and reach a critical level; The other is to spend money on things that make us happier.
15. Everyone has his own way, and every way is correct. People's misfortune is that they don't want to go their own way, but they always want to go someone else's way.
16. Interest seems invincible. It can bring people, races and countries that could have lived in peace together, deceive each other and see the red bayonet. More precisely, we are slaves of interests, not masters of our own souls. About love
17. The biggest confusion in life is that you feel you need to set a direction, but you can't find it.
18 years old, found it difficult to swim, so he gave up swimming. 18 years old, when someone you like asks you to swim, you have to say: I won't. 18 years old, found English difficult and gave up English. At the age of 28, there is a great job that requires English, so you have to say: I can't. The more troublesome you are in the early life, the more lazy you are in studying, and the easier it is to miss the people and things that excite you and the new scenery behind you.
19. The importance of the body is often realized through various diseases, and no one knows this without getting sick. I don't know until I'm sick. It turns out that it is not an object that we can control at will, but a friend that needs to be cherished and cared for at any time.
20. Everyone wants to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they will have the best years.
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