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If there is an afterlife, would you like to come to this world again?

If there is an afterlife, I will definitely want to come to this world again. Because there are so many beautiful temptations in the world, so many things worth my nostalgia.

If there is an afterlife, I can continue to live happily, I can continue to wear those beautiful clothes I bought, and I tidy myself up every time I go to work.

If there is an afterlife, I can continue to accompany my parents who gave birth to me and raised me, and I can continue to honor them, accompany them to see a doctor, go shopping and chat with them.

If there is an afterlife, I can stay with my family now, cook for them, work hard for them and continue to care for them. Especially when my husband is wrong, I can remind him, because only what I say can make him listen. And my daughter, who is a happy family and brings me endless happiness. Only in the afterlife can I spend more time with my daughter, especially with each other.

If there is an afterlife. I have the opportunity to read more inspirational books, listen to more wonderful music, taste more delicious food and visit more scenic spots.

If there is an afterlife, I can make myself more beautiful, more elegant, healthier and more sunny!

If there is an afterlife, I will never be here. If you are forced to be born again, the six divisions in the wheel of karma. I will not vote for animals with feelings, including people, animals, cows, horses, sheep, pigs, dogs, chickens, lions, tigers and so on in the world. I really can't see the separation of life and death between people. Although science is so developed now, we also know that the law of the jungle prevails. Is the continuation of life. As long as we come to this world, we will all die, as long as we are plain, happy, healthy, have enough to eat and drink, and have a house that is warm in winter and cool in summer. There are ten rooms in the house, so I sleep in a bed at night, and I can't take anything away against time. Decades later, we will all be holding a handful of loess. It's really hard to think about it. When I was a child, I always wanted to be a bird and an eagle, and I swam proudly in the blue sky, feeling so cheerful and brilliant. Maybe they also have their difficulties and their life and death choices, but we are not ignorant birds. So I don't want to be a bird in the afterlife. I just want to be a flower and a tree, as long as I come to this world once, no matter how long it takes, spring is blooming and autumn is crisp. A few short months is enough. No conspiracy, no conspiracy, no plunder. Although you have to go through wind and rain, wind and sun. As long as you are strong enough, you can live to fall and die of natural causes. Waiting for the next year's reincarnation. I thought about it. I will turn flowers and plants in my next life.

I don't believe in an afterlife, I will make this life forever! I don't believe in an afterlife. I will plant a paulownia tree in Cang Sang to attract the totem of birds.

Sprinkle the troubles of this life into a spring breeze and let the sunshine illuminate every corner. And dependent lovers, watching the moon and counting the stars in Luna Park, a happy life.

Take the spring breeze all the way, travel far away and pursue beautiful scenery. Walk into the distance. Take a look at what it looks like in the distance. Inject kindness into the tree of love and make it full of strength.

Whether there is an afterlife or not, I will shed all my love in this life. Keep your smile in your heart. Form an imagination in your mind. Beautiful life, a dream come true.

Peeling off the years of this life with the wind, drifting over the dust of time and embarking on the journey of this life. Go through Cang Sang, watch the moon, count the stars and watch the sunset together.

If there is an afterlife, I will come to earth again. Decorate every day like a flower. Let your flowers bloom and fall. I don't believe in an afterlife, and I will stand firm in this life forever!

Well, since you have seen me, let's talk. If there is an afterlife, I want to have another chance to be a man. Although my life is bitter, it is just like this. Life is called ups and downs, and dare to love and hate is called nature. My parents abandoned me fifteen days after I was born. My grandparents raised me single-handedly, and the old couple scrimped and saved. It was not easy to build three big tile houses for my eldest grandson. My parents are not invisible, they just ignore me. Watching grandparents suffer, they didn't help. I hate them. I hate it when they die quickly. They don't deserve to be parents. When I was fifteen, my grandparents died one after another. I live alone and no one cares about my life and death. I got married at the age of 19 and gave birth to a girl at the age of 20, but I still can't escape the itch of seven years. I have been working hard since my divorce because I have a daughter. I can't let her go unnoticed like me. I have a responsibility, so my daughter has always inspired me. Now that I am 35 years old, I am content to have a house, a car and a daughter around, so I want to come back in the afterlife, and I want to make my daughter happier.

If there is an afterlife, I want to change my family. As long as I can remember, my parents have never stopped quarreling. I used to run a fruit shop at home, and my income was still beyond my means. My father likes playing poker and often ignores the fruit shop. Later, my mother became a gambler. There was no one in the fruit shop in the afternoon, but they were all together in the morning, which led to worse and worse business. Few people were there. After closing the fruit shop, my father rode a tricycle for the first month. I spent 2000 yuan in the hospital, and rode in the fourth month, which hurt my guests, causing them to be hospitalized for half a month, and my mother took care of them because the nanny was expensive. Then the next year, I ran into a child and ran home by myself. We said that the police came to me, and I knew that my dad had hit someone, and then I barely lost some money through my relationship, and I was almost furious.

So I'm worried. Every time my dad calls me, I'm worried. Either I bumped into someone else, or I quarreled outside, or someone else bumped into him.

It's a pity that you came to my house again this year. My father had a stroke and his speech was slurred. He lost 65,438+00 kilograms. He went to the provincial hospital for treatment for a month. Fortunately, it was mild and he recovered himself.

I went home to rest for three months and recovered, but I couldn't say clearly and started riding three rounds again. At first, my family refused to ride, and neither did my father.

From 7 am to now 1 1, I have some business to take over, let him rest at home!

Mom is also a traditional person who likes to take advantage of small things.

In my mind, when I say go out to play, she will say:

What are you going out to play? Just stay at home.

I said, mom, I want a haircut: she said it would only take a month and a half to get a haircut, and another month and a half would be a good deal.

I said, mom, I have nothing to wear. I have to buy two clothes. She said that it is expensive to buy any clothes. If relatives have any happy events in the future, just buy clothes and wear them at home at ordinary times.

I said, friends come over tonight and go out to play.

She would say, don't go out, going out is full of money, and dinner is expensive and a waste of time.

But she gambled with her own money and lost a lot of money. Isn't this squeezing us? Mother is too stingy and too strong.

It is impossible for a son to call the police to arrest her and put his mother in jail.

Although I said my biological parents were wrong.

But I think my introversion, inferiority, sensitivity and depression are all related to what I have experienced since I was a child. This is a traditional family, watching my parents, quarreling, closing the fruit shop, gambling, and worrying from my father riding a tricycle.

I really want to change to a kind, ordinary and safe family in my next life!

To be a man in this life,

Live hard, get tired,

Shoulder heavy responsibilities,

There are tears in my eyes.

Being wronged, I can't say,

With worries, there is nowhere to tell.

To be a man in this life,

No matter how well you do it, someone will find fault.

No matter how good you are, people will talk about you.

You are silent and say that you are indefensible.

You explain, you argue.

Live in the eyes of others, become a bad person,

What you did was wrong, and what you said was too much.

To be a man in this life,

In order to make a living, get up early and get greedy,

For money, physical and mental exhaustion.

Mortgages, car loans, more loans,

Work, family, everything.

If you don't work hard, you will fall behind.

If you struggle, you will suffer.

To be a man in this life,

There are too many right and wrong.

An unclear heart, an unclear misunderstanding,

Endless mind and unshirkable responsibility.

Working hard, not making enough money,

Scrimp and save, not enough.

Being a man in this life is too tired.

Work can't be done, and things can't be done;

It's too difficult to be a man in this life.

Kindness is bullied, indifference is hated;

It's too hard to be a man in this life,

Smile is forced, tears are behind your back.

In the afterlife, if you are not human,

Tired and bitter,

Being a man is to pay for a lifetime.

Being a man is difficult and annoying,

You must take care of everything.

Worried about being a man, worried about being a man,

Life is hard to relax.

If I had a choice, I would rather live in this world from now on. I am the second child in our family. My mother gave birth to me and suffered a lot. My whole family disliked me as a daughter, and later gave birth to a younger brother. When I was a child, my family always quarreled. My grandmother rules the whole family, so I have to listen to her. If I am unhappy, I will beat my mother, or let my father beat my mother, my father and my brother. My parents do all farm work at home. My uncle is lazy, but my grandmother is eccentric. My parents have worked hard to plant crops for a year, and they can't see a penny. My sister was in primary school at that time, and my mother borrowed money from my uncle's house to go to school. I paid 30 yuan back two years ago. Until I went to primary school, my grandmother scolded and quarreled every day. Later, we separated, still living in a yard, or quarreling and fighting. We didn't move out until I was twelve. Later, when I grew up, I lived my mother's life and found a man like my father. My children spent my childhood! Such a failed life is better than living in the future!

If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a bird flying freely in the blue sky and white clouds, enjoying the snow-covered poetry in winter, smelling the flowers in spring, watching the contrast between chrysanthemums and red maple in autumn, and watching butterflies dancing on the lotus pond in summer, only seeing magnificent pictures, gratifying scenery and picturesque wonders over and over again.

There is no distinction between rich and poor, no distinction between status, too easy, too sad. Without the heavy debt pressure of garage loan, there is no such kind of intrigue, intrigue, mutual suspicion and distrust between people, and human feelings are as light as white water.

In a word, nothing is better than being a man. Being a man is afraid of being sad and tired. When I was a child, I worked hard to help my family. After I got married, I worked hard for my life. It breaks my heart to find a job for my children to go to school. When I am old, I should respect my parents, so that the old people can feel safe and sheltered. When I am sick, someone will take care of me with soup and water. This is my child's responsibility. At the same time, my children are old enough to talk about marriage. That was not the case.

People are tired and poor all their lives. When they are old, they don't earn money, but they earn debts and diseases. In the next life, I would like to be an old cow, as long as I bury the ox cart and don't have to look up at the road. It's as simple as that, and I don't have to pull a long face, feel sad and work hard.

If there is an afterlife, I will choose my parents, because they have loved me since I can remember. I grew up in the 1960s. My family was poor and I couldn't eat well. Father works in a paper mill and gets off work at twelve o'clock in the evening. One person in the factory is in charge of a meal, a soup and a bun. My father didn't want to eat that bun and gave it to my four brothers and sisters. We ate well and my parents watched. I was only nine years old then. My mother goes to work in the production team during the day and washes clothes for four of us under kerosene lamps at night. Although the cotton-padded jacket is very warm, our parents let us eat corn rice first, and then we ate thin soup. Although parents have no academic qualifications, they educate us in a unique way, abide by the law, unite teachers and classmates, respect teachers, and lay a good foundation for our future growth.

If there is an afterlife, I will re-elect my parents. I will be more filial to them, considerate to them and let them live a happy life. Parents, your eldest son misses you, and whenever I think of you, I cry like rain. In my heart, you are always worthy of my love.

If people come, I am still willing to come to this world. I can't give up the choice of being a man because of some unsatisfactory life and work. The reasons are as follows: First, the life span of animals is short. You can kill ducks with a knife in March and pigs in half a year. Although cows can farm every day, they eat grass but milk, and people can live an average of 76 years, which is a long time. Secondly, people can enjoy all kinds of delicious food, such as fish, eggs, delicious food and all kinds of fruits and vegetables. Third, animals can only eat, sleep and do what they are told, while people can dominate themselves and the world and work creatively. Fourth, although people are suffering, there are many entertainment items, such as movies, TV, mobile phones, games, books, flowers, birds, fish and insects. Fifth, animals rely on people to match estrus. Of course, they also have their own choices. People's love is very colorful. In modern society, there are many independent choices, which have produced many touching love stories, full of sensory and physiological needs. Space is limited, just a few examples, which shows the world's yearning for it. This is why I choose to be reborn in my next life.