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A collection of classic quotations from scolding Xiao San

You can roll to the horizon, and all the plants and animals in the world commit suicide with a roar!

2) There are two theoretical bases for being a mistress: moral minimization and profit maximization. The former proves shameless and invincible, while the latter proves that dreams are always beautiful and reality is often cruel.

3) Would you please roll into a ball and go back to your mother's belly to rebuild?

4) In the arena of love, you are only killed halfway.

5) A mistress is not as good as a young lady. A young lady is for money. What are you doing?

6) Your looks are so classic that you can break the world's ugliest record.

7) Single-mindedness is the gentlest force in the world.

8) Jiangshan so much sleep, San Xiao so coquettish.

9) Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave!

10) rob her for two days. Shit! That bitch called me mistress, and I was scolded by the dog.

The classic quotation about scolding mistress (1) looks good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?

2) Sleeping with a married man is more risky than stock trading. But high-profit industries are often risky. The higher the risk, the more worth a try. This is the psychological motivation for mistresses to dare to sleep with married men.

3) You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

4) Prostitutes are the most contemptible women, mistresses are the most superficial women and mistresses are the most shameless women. Although these people may all say that they are human, people can't see that they are human, which is the most deadly.

I smiled, the hostess can straighten herself, and the devil can grow angel wings.

6) Don't worry, teacher. I love Taoists.

7) Your eyes are still fake. I'm afraid of falling and scaring the people next to you. So, hold on! It's so scary.

8) You shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

Wait, my child. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

10) Didn't your mother teach you to have a clean soul?

1 1) Shenma's best friend and mistress are all P. I always believe in our friendship. Today is my best friend's birthday. Happy birthday to her.

12) I won't go to hell. Can you help me in?

13) The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

14) Don't be a mistress, don't disturb others to fall in love, you will be trampled by a horse.

15) Being a bitch, pretending to be innocent, thinking that you have feelings, bah, disgusting.

16) is not yours and will never be yours. You have no capital to rob me.

17) You are a nanometer scum mistress. It is really a social mistake not to filter you out!

18) I smiled. The hostess can return to normal, and the devil can grow angel wings.

19) You don't even look at who I am. If you are a flower and a chrysanthemum, don't you dare to be arrogant with me, or I'll throw you into my pigsty.

20) Actually, I feel sorry for you. If you can't get happiness yourself, you can only destroy the happiness of others.

There are two theoretical bases for being a mistress: moral minimization and profit maximization. The former proves shameless and invincible, while the latter proves that dreams are always beautiful and reality is often cruel.

2) Don't pretend to be innocent in front of my man. Who doesn't know how dirty you are

3) Blame yourself for being too young to tell people from dogs! Mistress is no ordinary bitch!

4) Go on, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

5) Time has changed us, and mistress has changed our love.

6) It doesn't matter if you eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

7) Remember, you can't finish your homework with you.

I don't know why you don't always think with that thing around your neck.

9) No matter how beautiful you look, you can't hide your inner filth. What's even sadder is that people don't give you money if they fuck you.

10) It is good to know what you are.

1 1) About this little three, it's just a mathematical remainder.

12) Look at your bear attitude. Whoever comes near you is unlucky. What do you think you are doing alive? Just jump into the Yellow River.

13) Seeing that you are such a gentle lady, I didn't expect to get into trouble with a man with sexually transmitted diseases. If you had sex with my husband earlier, I would rather give him to you.

14) You shameless thing, no, you have no face. Please, can you reduce the resolution on your face?

15) when one party in the marriage becomes the insider of mistress, is it necessary to attack the other party in the marriage? The city is broken, what can be the outcome of the death battle?

You have the nerve to laugh. Dirty to the extreme. You are the representative of meanness and filth, the embodiment of lewdness and filth!

He often takes you shopping? Those are small things. You'll never guess what brand your sister uses. Otherwise, you wouldn't be so complacent.

18) You pretend to be five people and six people, which is quite like that. In fact, your mind is full of children!

19) You are the necessary raw material for the destruction of the universe, and even the orcs despise your orcs.

20) It is not easy to hear that you are on location in do miss. I will give you more money. You must treat my man well. I don't want him to come to your place every day.

2 1) Sister, your bed never stops. There are always so many people.

22) Long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.

23) You know your mother didn't educate you well by pretending to be cute. You'd better put it back in your mother's stomach and let your mother educate you well so as not to pollute the public's eyes.

24) A dog can only be a dog and never become an adult. You'd better give up!

25) I tell you as a mistress that I don't love you anymore.

26) When waiting for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

27) mistress, don't think she is a gourd doll.

28) In the field of love, mistress is only killed halfway.

29) You are the scum of corrupt people, the pervert of eunuchs, and the best of animals.