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What are the brave words for men to drink?

1, people can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

2, will drink one or two glasses of wine, such a friend is bold enough! Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself! I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate! Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later! Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it! Lover's tears, one drop is drunk; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

3, as long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

4, how to say love, pour all the wine in the cup, cup after cup, I will not let go until I die!

5, the revolutionary red wine rice drank too much, everyone met, and when they met their wives, they said they were not drunk and could drink three cups!

6, standing on your legs, drinking is not counted. I am willing to dedicate my stomach to the revolution. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes my eyes red and my stomach broken. I'm soft and weak, and my memory is greatly reduced. Drinking people's envy, drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. With a wave of his hand, the secretary heard that it is wrong to drink or not. We are drunk every day!

7. Work is meeting, coordination is getting drunk, management is charging, and the leader is right! Drunkenness is the highest, and lust is the hero. If you don't take ill-gotten wealth, your own disaster will not forgive others.

8, drinking five steps: when pouring wine, it is drizzling, sweet words when persuading wine, sweet words when drinking, drinking too much nonsense, and finally pouring rain.

9, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood. & ltp & gt

10, glass end, policy relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You and I are both drunk, so it is right not to drink. Two drunks were walking on the tracks, and one of them complained, "Why isn't this staircase finished?" The other snorted and said that its armrest was still so low.

1 1. When two drunks meet, they say: I am bitter! My wife ran away after spending all my money. Another person said: Forget it, my wife won't leave after spending all my money!

12, can drink beer and white wine, such cadres can't leave; Can drink two liang, drink half a catty, such cadres are most at ease; Can drink half a catty, such cadres should be trained.

13, you are the wine, I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

/Mr. kloc-0/4: the meaning of drunkenness is not wine. Miss: Wine doesn't mean Weng. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don't let a person hang a tree. Modern man: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off! & ltp & gt

15, leave the wine in your stomach if you want to get drunk; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

16, one cup and two cups striding, three cups and four cups holding the wall, five cups and six cups holding the wall, I won't go, my sister will hug me after drinking a catty!

17, one, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two is wine, seven, two, eight, two walls are inseparable.

18, bottle in one hand and diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates! Don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

19, this wine looks like water. Eat spicy food in your mouth, be haunted in your stomach, stumble when you walk, get up in the middle of the night to find water to drink, and wake up in the morning to regret it.

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20. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll drink two glasses of hangover first. If you don't drink, who will? -Give the drinker a drink.

2 1, at noon on weeding day, sweat dripped down the soil and dried three glasses of wine. What do you mean?

22. In the spring morning, I woke up easily, and birds were singing all around. I raised my glass and asked the young lady, How much should I drink? -Miss, it's up to you.

23. Young people leave home and old people come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me. -Have a drink with the ladies present.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

My wife came and told me to drink less and eat more.

26. Wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.

27, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

28. A small amount is not a gentleman and a non-toxic husband.

Market economy competition, have a drink. Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. Buy those who are engaged in business a drink, make new friends, and don't forget old friends. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

30, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty idle. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

3 1. Show your skills in a crisis. My sister (brother) drank a glass of wine for my brother.

32. A big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

33. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

34. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about one less drink?

35. To make guests drink well, they must drink well first!

36, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven the drink two cups.

37. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

38. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

39. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, and he thought I was ugly. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

40, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

4 1, one, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

42. Men walk in the world without drinking; As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine;

43. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get. The east wind blows and the drums ring. Who drinks today is afraid of who! Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

44. Men live like dogs who don't drink, like eunuchs who don't smoke, women who live in the world don't wear makeup, and men who live in the world don't smoke.

45, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, I won't go after half a catty.

46. Wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't.

47, spicy wine, beer as tea! Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

48. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

49. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

50, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

5 1. People in Jianghu can't help drinking.

52, can't drink, no future, drink nine times at a time, focus on training, only drink drinks, the leader doesn't want to drink, can't lose, lead the secretary, drink once, the official position is hard to protect, the long drink is too little, the talent is hard to find, it's halfway through, the promotion is still early, the whole process is leading, and the future leader.

53. If people don't know, don't drink too much unless you propose a toast and make friends.

54. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup spreads the sky without clouds and droughts. I can't count the cups just now.

55. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

56. When will Baichuan arrive in the East China Sea? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

57. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Go out and explain to your wife, drink less, eat more, and stand up if you can't reach it.

60. If you lose, don't drink; if you win, you will depend on it.

6 1, wine is made of rice, so you can't drink it. B is made of meat, and it will not be a crime in a few days. Dried wine is big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

62. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. Drink ice water to find a reason.