Ipartment Tang Youyou's classic lines

1. The first rule of Dunn's performance: Don't give the right to speak to your opponent, the play is robbed.

Donne's second performance rule: never let the audience guess the development of the plot.

The third law of Tang performance: create a sufficient background for the story, preferably involving the grievances of two generations.

Rule 40 of Donne's Law of Performance: The audience will always expect more complicated characters and more interesting plots.

2. Youyou: Hello, I'm the waiter here. Your car exploded at the door.

Benny: What? But I am a bike.

Youyou: ... Yes, the pedal was blown off and the cushion caught fire. You'd better come and have a look.

She is normal, even a little abnormal.

4. Youyou: Aren't you playing the Three Kingdoms Kill? You can use your tip.

5. Youyou: Who said it was a drama? It's obviously an opera, and we have to sing it in the end.

7. Youyou: Please, such an old film, you archaeology.

8. Youyou: A gentleman ... can be flexible.

Fairy: That's a turtle.

9. Guan Gu: He has been eaten by pandas.

Youyou: Well, I have a plan.

10. Guangu: I have only heard of Kobe beef.

Youyou: Kobe lobster is a prawn raised with Kobe beef.

1 1. Youyou: I don't think the movie is not good-looking, I just think the plot is a bit monotonous.

Guangu: Because you started sleeping for five minutes and didn't wake up until the last five minutes.

12. Youyou: Guan, have you seen the latest news? Known as the barren land, Antarctica is expected to grow trees.

Guan Gu: You San, I'm also paying attention to this issue. Affected by climate warming and environmental pollution, the glacier area in Peru has decreased by 27.5% in the past 20 years.

13. Youyou: You can also drink this. The instructions say that this milk powder can be drunk until the age of six.

14. Youyou: You are very possessive.

Guan Gu: Comrades? I'm not a soldier, where can I find my comrades?

15。 Youyou: I can't find two boyfriends who can't speak human words, can I?

16. Youyou: Zhang Wei actually found a girlfriend who wrote a book.

Guangu: Yes, it's not easy to find a student these days.

17. Guangu: Didn't you just say that age is not a problem as long as there is love?

Youyou: I said age, but she has rings on her forehead.

18. Zhang Wei: She told me many stories about her past.

Youyou: Resisting US Aggression and Aid Korea?

Guangu: founding ceremony?

Youyou: Opium War?

Guangu: Is Taoyuan sworn?

Youyou: the Monkey King's Buddhist scriptures!

Guan Gu: Pig Eight Rings Cross the East to Help Mulberry!

Youyou: Qin Shihuang burned books to bury Confucianism!

Guan Gu: ... I lost. China can't compare with you in history.

19. Youyou: There is indeed a generation gap in age, and chains and hooks can't get through.

20. Youyou: Don't be infatuated with conch, it's a legend.

2 1. Youyou: It's my fault. I like drama too much, but I'm afraid I can't choose it. Later, I thought, I can't hang myself on a tree, so I hung ropes on both trees. ...

22. Youyou: The entertainment circle is too deep, and everyone is a woman. Why is it difficult for women to do it for women? Therefore, take good care, women must be kind to themselves, especially women who are actors. Once you get sick, other women will take your job, even spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

23. Youyou: Do you know what is the greatest pain in life? Is to sit next to you and you don't know it.

Youyou: Do you know what is the greatest pain in life? Is that you already know the secret, but you can't tell it.

24. Youyou: Don't take girls home casually. You think you took advantage of her, but in fact she is much more dangerous than you think. Unless-she's your relative.

25. You: If you save enough 4.50 and I save enough 4.50, we can register with the Civil Affairs Bureau. Then we'll have a baby. I thought of a name, called "Shuai". Then people will say, "handsome dad!" "