202 1 Collect the latest hot jokes and talk about 80 sentences.

1, two people's weight is not an order of magnitude, how can they be friends and can't play on the seesaw?

2. Many people can even sell their souls for money. Think about it. It's so sad. Why can't my soul sell money?

I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading since I was a child.

4. To give others a chance to live is to pave the way for yourself.

It was a little girl who was incompetent and unintentionally offended her son. My son can allow me to offend my life.

6. If you care for the seeds in your palm, it is the most thorough abandonment of the seeds-the same is true for children.

7. "Land, tell my grandson, where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your great cudgel is great, because it matches your head very well ..."

8. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

9, the years are long, aging only reaches the skin; Give up enthusiasm and decadence will reach the soul. Worry and panic, self-distrust bows the heart and turns people to dust.

10, I look so good mainly because of my parents. If they hadn't given me this mouth, I wouldn't be talking nonsense here.

1 1, I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to sleep after laughing!

12, I thought the earth would grow for so long, who knew there would be an earthquake.

13, "Why is the seventh anniversary of marriage called a bronze wedding?" "The seven-year itch, like bronze, is carefully cared for and as bright as new. If you are negligent, it will be green. "

14, whenever I see photos of my ex-girlfriend drying her boyfriend in a circle of friends, I feel sad. After all, it's been half a year since we broke up, and the Apple X she bought before she helped is still in stages!

15, I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

16. When I was a child, I saved a mouse. That's disgusting. I specially bought rat poison to feed it, but I didn't return it later.

17, when I first got paid: I will control myself this month and don't buy any garbage! Open Taobao the next day: Wild Gourd Baby? How wild is it? Buy one and try it!

18, too polite is not a good thing. Someone stepped on my foot just now, and I habitually said thank you.

19, I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

If you can appreciate my strangeness, you will be as lovely as me.

2 1, everyone who says "good night" to sleep is often still showing off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

22. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it. Aunt in the canteen picked up the big spoon: "Do you want it or not? Do you want it? "

23, you don't go, I loathe to give up, can you please give me the money to buy small pudding?

24. I chose the zoo for my first party after graduation. The reason is that only here can I feel that I still have a personal appearance!

25. I hope some friends will understand that the phrase "one bite won't make you fat" is to advise you not to rush into it, not to comfort you that you won't get fat if you eat more.

26. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?

27. The most important thing for success is not to see what is vague in the distance, but to do what is clear in front of you.

28. May you all have the love that everyone envies, and may I be rich.

29. If you want to fall in love, please advise.

30. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, one class is longer than six.

3 1. In the dead of night, I often ask myself if I decided to come to the earth.

32. Xu Xian bought a hat for White Snake. As a result, the white lady couldn't move after wearing it. It turned out to be a snake hat.

33. In the morning, I went to the market to buy food. I asked the vendor, "Have you used pesticides for this dish?" The peddler thought for a moment and said, "I don't think he can beat it."

34. Gold always shines, otherwise it can swim.

I found myself paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

37. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all pretending. Ask her to open a courier if you don't believe me.

Give it a try and you may succeed.

39. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt.

40. Every time you take a selfie, you will find that your face value is high and low. It is really boring to be beautiful for a while and more beautiful for a while.

4 1, life and death are too proud, and love for money is not obvious.

42. Don't bump into what fate didn't arrange for you to do.

43. When I say casually, I mean that employers and employees are too lazy to think about it and can't think of a good one. Although it's up to you, you must come up with something that will satisfy me.

44. Looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the qq group administrator.

45. A successful mother is a loser, and a successful father is sweat.

46. A boy who is kind to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is kind to all girls is called a hot dog.

47. "Have you ever been in a fight at school?" "I have." "Did you pay?" "What do you mean, do you still have to lose money after being beaten?"

48. At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

49. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

50.an apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

5 1. Adversity is a necessary process of growth. People who are brave enough to accept adversity will become stronger and stronger.

52. I have returned all the heavy rains I missed in those years to you these days.

53. You won't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the collapse on Monday morning.

54. Every student has the magical skill to finish his homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

Snails can't walk fast with all their strength, because the burden on them is too heavy.

If you have time to worry about what you love, it is better to think more about how to get rid of poverty and get rich.

57. Eat mala Tang. The boss said that his mala Tang is divided into five grades: slightly spicy, moderately spicy, spicy, unusually spicy, and the next day's buttocks hurt.

58. It's not that reading is useless, but that you are useless, mainly because you are useless.

59. As long as you work hard, shit is serious.

60. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

6 1, I like to drink a bottle of red bull after every meal in the restaurant, which will make me energetic and run faster, and the waiter can't catch up with me at all.

62. Every youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be good in my memory.

63. I don't like you, like a neighbor who is numb after eating Chili peppers next door.

64. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me!

66. Someone asked: Why are there more people going to the toilet between classes in high schools and fewer in universities? A: Because going to the toilet was one of the few recreational activities at that time.

67. Crazy X is too hard to buy now. I tried it many times, but when I paid, it always showed that the balance was insufficient. Have you ever encountered the same problem?

Mom: Why do you always do somersaults? Son: I just finished taking medicine. I forgot to shake the bottle before drinking the medicine. I'm shaking it.

69. If I could choose my life, I would rather keep it simple. A teacup, a hut, an acre of fertile land, and 100 million deposits. Simple, good.

70. Kindness is useless. You have to be beautiful and rich. You are lucky to have someone to help you; It's a just fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you, because life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

7 1, go away! Danger! It feels like it's going to explode!

72. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

73. A Lamborghini just passed me and threw water at me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy my own raincoat.

74. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

75. The girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.

76. Success does not happen in the future, but accumulates from the moment you decide to do it.

77. Others worry about how to make money, and I worry about how to spend money. Friends, how can I spend 20 yuan until next month 10?

78. I dreamed of being beaten by a group of people last night and woke up. Then I went back to sleep, met that group of people and said to me, dare you come back?

79. No matter how long the road is, it can be completed step by step; No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

80. It is not pitiful to know when you are confused, but it is most pitiful when you don't know when you are confused.