Ask for some words about boasting about QQ space, or more. For example, I represent, there are other words, but within the limited number of words.

When I mentioned marriage before, I thought of "everlasting".

Now when it comes to marriage, I think, "How long can it last?"

I will get married at first, saying it is "fancy";

Later, I got divorced and said it was a "mistake".

Before marriage, love is a myth;

After marriage, love is a joke.

Men spend money to make women happy;

Women spend money because men make her unhappy.

To marry into a "rich family", you must know how to manage money;

If you marry into a poor family, you must know how to make money.

In the past, people regarded married life as "a lifetime";

Modern people regard married life as "a period of time".

Before marriage, men wait for women in restaurants;

After marriage, women wait for men in the living room.

Before marriage, men often chat with women.

After marriage, men only tell women the conclusion.

Before marriage, the man whispered to her;

After the marriage, the man spoke loudly to her.

When you are in love, love words are endless;

After marriage, I lied again and again.

Men in love like "all hands and feet";

After marriage, men become "without hands and feet."

Before marriage, what couples do is "romance";

After marriage, everything husband and wife do is "waste".

Want to get married, can be independent;

If you want a divorce, your children are independent.

Most men before marriage are humorous;

Married men are mostly reticent.

Women have the best memory when they quarrel;

A man's patience is the worst after marriage.

When you are in love, "kiss" as soon as you meet;

"bicker" as soon as they meet after marriage.

Before marriage, men often give women "blank checks";

After marriage, men often write "empty checks" to women.

When you are in love, life is "wonderful";

Married life is "miserable"

Before marriage, men stare at women every day;

Women stare at men every day after marriage.

When you are in love, you always promise to get married again in your next life;

After I got married, I suspected that I had made doomed love in my last life.

Great people will "call the king a blessing";

A good man can be a cow or a horse.

Before marriage, "lies" are "love stories";

"Love words" after marriage are all "nonsense".

Before marriage, get closer;

Get out of the way after marriage.

Before marriage, there is nothing to talk about;

Don't say anything after marriage.

"Success"? The definition of a man is that he can earn a lot of money.

The definition of a woman is that she can spend a lot of money.

Men become bad when they have money,

When a woman goes bad, she becomes rich.

Men and women, clean ears;

Women have no men, and their homes are clean.

When a man "goes into the wrong line", it will be very painful to go to work;

When a woman marries the wrong person, it will be very painful to get off work.

Good women spoil men's appetite;

Bad women keep men's appetite.

Before marriage, men are like messengers;

After marriage, men are like commanders.

Lovelorn is not necessarily the end of the world;

Your heart may "cry",

Your wallet can stop the bleeding.

Born a piece of paper, start a lifetime;

Graduation a piece of paper, struggle for a lifetime;

Marriage is a piece of paper, which torments you all your life;

Be an official and struggle for a lifetime;

Money is a piece of paper, which needs a lifetime of hard work;

Honor is a piece of paper, and it is a hollow reputation all its life;

For a piece of paper to see a doctor, suffering for a lifetime;

Eulogize a piece of paper for a lifetime;

Dilute these papers and understand them for a lifetime;

Forget these papers and have a happy life!