Congratulations to the girlfriend who took off the bill. Talking about humor if a girlfriend has a date and a wish (58 selected articles)

1, wishful thinking, every day is Singles Day; Two of a kind, every day is Valentine's Day.

It's not easy to be single dog's younger brother. When necessary, you should be a brother, a guest boyfriend and, of course, a grandson at most.

I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me a hot dog.

I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

5, love is easy, because of the five senses, it is not easy to get along, because of the three views, I am not single, just unwilling to make do.

6, how good a person is, free and carefree.

7, others have sweet love, I only have a bald head.

8. Loneliness is more practical than cold and hot.

9, the cold weather, single dog hug.

10, Chinese new year: love can be late, but takeout is not.

1 1, I must be someone's expected surprise.

12, waiter, don't close the plate, I want to go to the bathroom!

13, the moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is actually single dog.

14, I am an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money so far.

15, life is short, freedom is precious, being single is twice as good, long live being single!

16, it's not hard to be single, but it's hard to deal with those who try their best to get you to end it.

17, I am single by my own ability, why should I fall in love!

18, the day when a person holds an umbrella must also be smooth and smooth.

19, no job, no boyfriend, whatever!

20. Being single for a long time is very painful. I saw a sow the other day. It was beautiful.

2 1, a little fairy in MengMeng, wants to be teased when she is single and likes to take it away.

22, a person is not alone, miss a person alone.

23, eating, shopping, watching movies, without any restrictions.

24. I'd rather be arrogant and single than just find a man to live like this.

25. I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I have to start the second half!

26, men are tall and thin, and women have black and white beauty and ugliness. This matter is ancient and difficult to tolerate. I hope that people will last for a long time and bachelors will no longer exist!

27, have something to say, everyone looked up and saw the phone, isn't it!

28. Feelings are too abrasive. Maybe I'm suitable for dying alone.

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is "lone wolf".

In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

3 1. Women who have opinions will choose to be single or married, while women who have no opinions will regard that as single or married at that time.

32. There should be nothing wrong with a single lady, except a man who wants to get married.

Ever since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not.

35. I have passed a person countless times, only hoping to spark with her. I have worn three clothes so far!

36. If women were clothes, I have been streaking for thirty years!

37. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

38. Others take off their bills when celebrating Singles Day. We celebrate Singles Day just to prove that we are single.

Happy Singles Day, I am still single.

40. Hand index. If nothing unexpected happens, Singles Day will be celebrated again this year.

4 1, my main composition: 2% cute, 98% single.

42. It is said that it is Women's Day and Girls' Day recently. Did you spend your holiday with your girlfriend?

43. I sat down to chat with myself. Both I and I feel very tired. One wants to stay away from right and wrong, but the other loudly says don't back down.

44. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

45. The definition of being single is: making up romance and then putting marriage on the shelf.

46. Those who marry me in the future will do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you!

47. People's consumption is not dragged down, it is independent and the decision is simple.

48. What looks good is just a head portrait, and what looks ugly is just a joke.

49. That girl touched me on the bus, and I even thought about where our children would study!

50. Singles Day belongs to our singles. Please make way for the lovers.

5 1, the second cup was half price, but no one came.

52. In the world, it snows for everyone, and everyone has his own obscurity and light.

53. Dogs will be gone long before they reach your age. You should be a single turtle.

54. I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which would violate the dogma.

55. Everyone says I'm single. Hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

Everyone is "I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm different." I am "I don't know where the money has gone, and I am as poor as a church mouse".

57. I dreamed that my boyfriend disappeared last night and cried in my dream. After waking up, I found that I didn't have any boyfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly.

58. Ugly stroke 4 and bad stroke 7 add up to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.