2020 Space Funny Talk: I like secret love, because secret love will never fall out of love

I like secret love, because secret love will never fall out of love

Xiao Ming: My mother is tall and short, fat and thin. ?Teacher’s comment: ?Is your mother a Transformer? When I look forward to a self-guided life time and time again, what I always get is confusion. When you have money, it is said that money is earned. When you have no money, you say money is saved. Money keeps many lovers from being together. Money allows so many people who don't love each other to sleep together. Your smile makes me happy for many days, and your words are unforgettable for many years. Nowadays, people are following the trend and like to use deodorant socks to cover their mouths when talking. People say that long hair makes you short of knowledge, so I decided to cut my hair short. The weather is so cold that it's like a joke, and my life is like nonsense. I'm leaving, but I can't control how far I can go. Life is not about longevity, but about whether it's wonderful or not. The hard oppression of life leaves me no time to say it's difficult, only I have the audacity to froth at the mouth while brushing my teeth. Many times you are just someone's practice partner, not a love partner. Remember to squirt when you go out. Don't slobber when you talk. I want to write our names on every RMB I come into contact with. I think I look pretty everywhere. Why? It just doesn’t look good. People call me thousands of times in their dreams, but I don’t say “Beware of rainy days” like you. This is cheap. The ancients said: There is gold under a man’s knees, but there are hairy feet under my knees. The king of hell accepts so many people every day, why didn’t he accept you? It is because of my low profile that I became your high-profile invigilator. Geographical location test Friendship level = test scores: The wolf will eat meat wherever it goes, and the basket will get beaten wherever it goes. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your brain. Gradually, gradually, there are always some people who become mean and want to get a haircut. They shake their bangs so much that my neck feels numb. Just like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself. Life is like this, even if you are willing to be the bad horse, there may not be a way out waiting for you. You are not in my dictionary at all, because there are no words in my dictionary. Others are pretending to be serious, and I have to pretend not to be serious. Your appearance has affected my growth. When I see you, I feel more confused than visiting a grave. Fatty, get out of my belly quickly, I will not allow you to be together. On a whim, if I use your photo as my desktop, my computer will be infected with a virus in no time. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer. My schizophrenia was cured and now I and I are doing well. Foodies are all kind-hearted, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others. When you are calling me cheap, I think about whether you are introducing yourself. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his ex-wife.

After listening to English for a while, the only thing I could understand was the first few Chinese sentences. You used to be the oxygen in my life, but now you are only worthy of being carbon dioxide. The tragedy of life is: it’s time for an exam, others are reviewing, but I am prepping. Why is the teacher such a cool person? Why do you ask my parents if you have nothing to do? If you have the ability to single out someone, you even take a hostage. I think it's a "mean" behavior for people to be too kind. For a person like you, in a TV series directed by me, I can keep you alive for at most two episodes? Looking at you quietly, I realized that you are so fucking scary! You don’t weigh a hundred, and you are either flat-chested or short. : You will regret running out of books when you have used them, and you will not have enough money at the end of the month. How much courage do I need to leave you every day, my bed? Wow! The typhoon is so strong, it blows my heart away. Why is life short because of eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling? Ever since I got crazy, I have suddenly become more energetic. Honesty is valuable, and a young woman is worth more. If a rich woman is around, both can be thrown away. The reason why fairy tales are beautiful is because they are words. If you are out of the wall by an inch, I will move the wall by an inch. If you are out of the wall by a foot, I will move the wall by a foot. The school is a prison, and I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years. The best way to catch a cold is to blow bubbles through your nose. The fragrance is so fragrant that it kills seven people a year, and the corpses can circle the earth twice. There are fewer and fewer important people, and the remaining people are becoming more and more important. One day, I will point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is a new person here. It’s not that he doesn’t feel moved, or that he doesn’t regret it. Not every red wolf will find a beaten gray wolf. The school ringtone is the best music in the world. You have the right to reject me, and I have the power to make you regret it. What two people miss each other is called love. A person who thinks blindly by himself is called a baseless person. I often have the illusion that I am actually a man, especially when I pay with my credit card. Be happy while you are alive, because we will die for a long time. If I die, don’t forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin. Gree’s eyes cannot accommodate a grain of sand, but they can accommodate contact lenses. On the road of love, I I always stop and go, and my mother says that my legs and feet are not good. Three bottles: a vase when you are young, a vinegar bottle when you are middle-aged, and a medicine bottle when you are old. I have been imitating others, but when I look back I find that I have surpassed everyone. If being rich is a mistake, I hope I can keep being wrong and not beat you up until your face is full of peach blossoms. You don’t know why the flowers are so red. I stood in your palace and shouted loudly: Ouch, Man Shen Oh! When I die, Tencent can stop the camp for a day for me. There are always times when a virus enters the brain, causing convulsions and convulsions. The reason why Mona Lisa smiled was because she saw Leonardo da Vinci crying.

Don't say you are a flower stuck in cow dung, I am a pile of cow dung used in the wrong place. Donor, put on my cassock, you will be my person.