Inspiring quotes from Stephen Chow Classic quotes from Stephen Chow

1. Save me! Change your image and pursue your promising career as a bandit!

2. Is this formation the same as Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"?

3. My admiration for you is like a surging river, but also like the Yellow River that floods out of control.

4. When you admire others, say: "I admire you! I admire you!"

5. You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me...

6. Look, that person looks like a dog.

7. Look at your hairstyle. It doesn’t match your face shape at all. Brother Huan! What on earth do you want!

8. Others criticize you: Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change the way I viewed things in the past!

9. You have too many problems. You are either lying or you have pig shit on your body!

10. It’s really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of movie fantasy. Looking at your appearance, I can tell that you have no connotation.

11. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, keep your people.

12. Not bad! I am Tang Bohu, the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry!

13. To be honest, from head to toe, you look like a beggar!

14. Sir: I have a blue dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, and if I block Buddha, I will kill Buddha!

15. My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

16. I have reached the highest level in my life at such a young age. After that, I have no choice but to end my life!

17. People are born from humans, and monsters are born from monsters. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a monster, but a human monster?

18. Bai Jingjing: Let you go? Give me a reason not to kill you! Zhizunbao: Just thinking...give me a reason to kill me first! .

19. The foreign girl beat Xingchi to the ground and rode on Xingchi. Xingchi pulled out a gun and shouted at her: "Now there are two guns pointed at you. Where do you want me to shoot?" ”

20. Fate is really unfair. Why do I have to lose my hair when I am so handsome, but you don’t lose your hair when you are so ugly?

21. Beautiful love is when one person is shameless and the other pretends to be reserved. Don’t wait until the shameless person is gone before the person pretending to be reserved will cry.

22. I have been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in the vast ocean. I have long ignored life and death.

23. We got along well with each other, so let’s pay for the medical expenses.

24. You go first. I will wait until my legs stop shaking so much and my heartbeat stops beating so wildly.

25. Ten thousand years is too long. Love me now.

26. Only by becoming stronger can we become more and more like a fairy tale.

27. When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says: "Do you need a reason to love someone?"

28. Find a place to sit down, drink a cup of tea, and eat a steamed bun. , talk slowly.

29. You can say that I am a walk-on, but you cannot say that I am a "stinky walk-on"!

30. It doesn’t matter if you don’t remember, forgetting is also a kind of happiness.

31. You can say that I am a walk-on, but you cannot say that I am a "stinky walk-on"!

32. Do you know that I have been lying to you? Just lie, just like a moth, even if you know you are going to get hurt, you will still throw yourself on the fire - moths are so stupid!

33. Is Zixia an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Is your head full of question marks?

34. If my boss doesn’t give me a salary increase next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese coins and beat him to death.

35. Thank you all for sitting so close and standing so straight to listen to me!

36. Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous.

37. Are you bored? You're here to fool a fool!

38. Stop being wordy! You chased me for three days and three nights, but I didn't kill you because you were a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

39. After all, I am a Western samurai. If you ask me to kiss you, I will kiss you. Then my image will be completely ruined!

40. I have been lonely all my life, and the only thing I depend on for life is this human head. I'm afraid it won't be that easy for you to take it away.

41. Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses.

42. I can’t stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, we are all gods, please stop sexually harassing me, okay?

43. There is no god of food at all, or in other words, everyone is a god of food.

44. Is it unexpected? Gao is not happy? Not happy?

45. Wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the God in the Box, or the Box God for short!

46. The difference is that humans are born from human beings and monsters are born from monsters. What’s your surname?

47. Don’t think that I won’t hit you if you are handsome.

48. The highest state of love is regret.

49. When you see someone in your dormitory littering, you say: "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things away. It is wrong to throw things away!"

50. Father-in-law, do you pee standing up or squatting down?

51. Neither writing nor martial arts are good. Wake up! I think you should go back to your promising career as a bandit!

52. Wukong, you are so naughty! I told you not to throw things away. Throwing things is wrong! It's not good if it hits the children. Even if it doesn't hit the children, it's not good if it hits the flowers and plants...

53. I have half of my pants off, please give me another chance!

54. A: Who are you? B: The world is dangerous and I never leave my name easily.

55. How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Tell me something, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

56. You are all women, why bother killing each other? Even chickens are patriotic.

57. It doesn’t matter whether you have money or not, but at least you have to be a respected person! (Change of conversation) - I would rather have money...

58. Do you know, you are the most beautiful.

59. At worst, I swear a vicious oath. If I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape me every night until my body is completely bruised and crumbling. That’s okay!

60. A person without dreams is no different than a salted fish.

61. When you are abandoned, say to others: "The relationship is broken."

62. How could it be, even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has it? usefulness.

63. Bleeding from one's orifices means bleeding from all seven orifices, and death is death. These are two completely different concepts. Don't confuse them.

64. Oh, right! I almost forgot, I am a vegetarian!

65. A: It’s been ten years, it’s been ten years, I thought the country had forgotten me. B: How could that be? Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its use.

66. Others will only care about how much you do, but never how much you say. Therefore, I would rather do than say.

67. I have been lonely all my life, and the only thing I depend on for survival is this head. I’m afraid it won’t be that easy for you to take it away!

68. When you don’t understand what others are saying, say: “I understand, you are crazy!”

69. Brother, stop making trouble, look at how clean you are , go in and dress up and come back. Look at me, I'm dead, my hands are full of sores, how can you be worse than me?

70. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, and his Buddhist name is Mengwei. Amitabha, I come and go with the wind.

71. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't need it? Need it?

72. So what? Since it’s offal noodles, what does a few pieces of shit mean? Twenty-three dollars.

73. When you see someone else failing the exam, you should say: "Junior brother, you have been tricked too!" "What? Are you having an affair with him?

74. Wow. Yeah! Okay! I’ll tell you the truth, I’m called Yushu Linfeng Sheng Pan An, the little worm with plum blossoms and begonias!

75. It’s a side effect for you! What about the manufacturing process?

76. When my heart stops beating so hard and my legs stop shaking so much, I will be able to walk on my own.