20 18 selected pictures of May Day holiday blessing SMS

20 18 selected pictures of May Day holiday blessing SMS

May Day Golden Week! Value-for-money luxury tour, tractor pick-up, mountain climbing tour of Beijiang River, taro digging, sweet potato eating and chicken shit picking! It only costs ten yuan to enter the five-star cowshed (hotel)! Sign up quickly!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy International Labor Day

Send you eight precepts on May Day: Seven precepts after meals: one abstains from smoking, two abstains from eating fruit immediately, three abstains from relaxing your belt, drinks tea immediately under temptation, five abstains from walking, six abstains from taking a bath immediately, and seven abstains from sleeping immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

No matter the ends of the earth, I will follow you closely; No matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I will always be with you. I want to shout out a sentence to let the world know: Happy Labor Day! -There are four more words. You are welcome!

Long time no see, I miss this long May Day holiday very much. I often think of finding some time in those years of * * *, making an appointment, bringing my blessing, and having a very experience!

The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. I wish you a happy May Day and a good mood forever!

One-day family tour on May Day, shuttle bus, activities include cleaning the oil stains on my floor and kitchen, washing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, and bringing your own lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible.

Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, magical and environmentally friendly beauty tonic in the world, and there are no side effects such as sadness and trouble. Come to my house to apply beauty tonic on May Day!

Honey, you do housework day and night and finally make me feel guilty. In order to continue to enjoy your "service" in the future, I have to make a painful decision: this holiday is at your disposal.

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, wearing a plaid shirt and walking slowly, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

May Day, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

It is late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day. You may be asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you … Happy May Day …

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy International Labor Day

Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin is pink and your face is soft, it means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over.

According to the Mayday Special Law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right of repression for life, and all loneliness and troubles are confiscated. This is the final judgment, and you have no right to appeal. Execute immediately!

You are a book, a bag, a mouse, a cat, wood, glue, pork and a knife. We have such a good relationship. You can treat people to dinner on May Day. Happy holidays!

My mother said that I don't work at ordinary times, but I wait at home on Labor Day, so ...

There is a sentence I have always wanted to say to you: thank you for your love, so that I will never be lonely again!

Although today is Labor Day, we should pay more attention to rest and protection.

Stay healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

God created everything in the universe in seven days, and May Day has seven holidays. Can we create a strange fate in the world?

Dad: This is my message. Drink less when eating. Advertising words: "Do you want to do it or liver?" Happy Labor Day! Drop in when you are free on May Day. We all miss you very much.

Labor (husband), I hope you clean my room, have a good exercise, and often buy me breakfast on Labor Day. Hey, today is a holiday. Where will we be happy?

I wish you a happy May Day: pursue a true love, find a bosom friend, realize a dream, care for a family and treat me to a big meal.

Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with May Day labor bacteria because you confirmed this message. Now bacteria are striding through your body.

I wish you a happy May Day: double your bonus, further develop your career, have a better popularity, be in better health and have more beautiful women around you.

I heard that a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!

The new telecom function test is free this month on May Day and Labor Day. Please press any number key to test your IQ … After the test, your IQ is zero.

Glorious labor! It's shameful not to work! Let's all go to work first. I'll come later.

I heard that you had a heavy burden on your shoulders and stayed up all night. I wish you a happy May Day …

I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden melon and kiss your melon. Hate you as a cucumber, eat you as a watermelon, call you a melon, and call you a fool.

Usually busy at work, taking advantage of May Day shopping. Come back empty-handed, never admit your mistake!

You are a book, a bag, a mouse, a cat, wood, glue, pork and a knife. We have such a good relationship. You can treat people to dinner on May Day. Happy holidays!

I wish you Mayday: you can't hold back your luck in playing cards, the leopard golden flower gives you a handle, others stare at your smiling face, and others pay for you.

During May Day, all ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

Great working people, I wish you a happy mood, happy holidays, work more, create a better life, pay attention to your health, and never create human beings!

Embark on the journey, peace and harmony; Talking casually, relaxed and happy; Do some entertainment, touch yourself, very happy; I have to work to get home safely. Happy Labor Day!

Although you and I can't get together, my thoughts and blessings are with you every step of the way. Honey, take care!

Being in a foreign land, I miss my relatives twice every holiday. Best wishes from distant relatives. May you be safe and happy.

God created everything in the universe in seven days, and May Day has seven holidays. Can we create a strange fate in the world?

Celebrate Labor Day and welcome Red May. I love May Day and wish you a happy holiday!

Celebrate Labor Day and welcome Red May.

Hard-working people Without you, our world will be lonely and dark I sincerely say happy holidays!

Honey, you used to say I wouldn't play with you. This holiday, no matter where you go, I will accompany you and let you arrange your own itinerary!

Although today

Today is Labor Day, but we should also pay attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

Today is International Labor Day. I wish women a happy holiday and a beautiful day!

If you're going to give a street performance, I'm absolutely happy to go with you. I can even sing karaoke directly.

Holidays come every year, but do you want a unique holiday that will leave you with good memories? Come on, action is better than action. Do it now. Let's leave now.

I haven't heard from you for days. Are you all right now? Can you reply to the message? I wish you happiness.

Hi! My friend, don't be numb in labor, let the labor process really become a kind of happiness! Come on, come on. Let's take a look together.

Workaholic, take a break on May Day, bring your girlfriend, and don't stay indoors all the time. I hope you have a good holiday!

I am willing to share the trouble of work for you! Don't think too much, okay? At least you still have me!

Thank you for your support of my work. On the occasion of May Day, I extend my heartfelt wishes to you and wish you and your family a happy holiday.