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What do you think is "the most useless" after giving birth to a baby?
1. Abdominal band. I bought two. One is made of that kind of gauze and used for wrapping. I only wrapped it twice, and the heat was unbearable. It didn't work in the end, and the other one hasn't been unpacked yet.
2. I didn't buy a breast pump at first, but my husband bought it when I needed it at last. He didn't understand, so he bought a manual one. It's useless to use it several times, because the effect is not good and it's still laborious.
3. I think disposable underwear is needed, because I gave birth naturally and finally cut sideways, and there was a lot of bleeding in the back. Nurses in the hospital refuse to use postpartum sanitary napkins, so it is impossible not to wear them, so I think it is quite necessary.
4. Baby powder, not used much, and finally bought baby oil. It is recommended to prepare baby oil and butt cream directly (I bought butt music).
5. It's really nice to look at the overhead cart, but it's too big to be practical. We bought it at home and shot it several times. It's still new now, and it's not as convenient as a small and light push-down cart.
Well, that's all I have. This is my personal experience. Most of them will not be realized until after you have given birth, because the situation is different. Thank you.
After finishing the deformed row, I began to prepare all kinds of things for postpartum and baby use. I feel that some things are really bought for nothing, some are not practical, and some are not used at all.
1. Abdominal band
I bought two, which are really uncomfortable to use. Although the baby was born in winter, the geothermal heat at home is very warm, reaching 30 degrees. Because I am afraid that it will be cold and windy, I will get prickly heat. I can't stand the heat in my abdomen, which is even worse. In the end, you can only sit back and wait.
2. Postpartum care pad
Even when the hospital doctor asked me to make the bed, I only used a few pieces. Later, I started to use postpartum sanitary napkins, so there was no need to spread them. It's airtight at all, and it's uncomfortable to lie on it.
3. Disposable urine pad
If you change the baby's diaper, there is no need to use a diaper pad. The diaper will not leak urine, and the diaper pad is airtight.
4. Moon Hat
It's really unnecessary to wear it in a hot room. Living conditions are generally better now than in the past. The room temperature is so warm that you can't freeze without a hat.
5. baby hat
It is not recommended to wear it in a warm room, and the baby will catch a cold as soon as he takes it off after wearing it. It is best not to wear it directly.
5. Neonatal pillow
The newborn's spine is not well developed, and the height of the pillow will affect the development of the spine. It is best not to use pillows for three months, but to use towels.
6. Disposable underwear
You don't need to wear underwear just after giving birth. You can wear your underwear directly by putting on sanitary napkins. Nowadays, the design of postpartum sanitary napkins is very reasonable and basically does not leak.
7.sleeping bag
Newborns are afraid of heat. Wear shorts and short sleeves when the room is warm. Just cover your stomach with a handkerchief, especially in summer, it's very hot.
8. nasal aspirator
I bought it as a decoration. I smoked it twice and didn't take it out. The baby will still feel sick. Actually, there is no need to smoke. The nose will come out slowly and the baby will sneeze.
9. forehead temperature gun
I have tried many times and feel that the electron is not accurate and I can't refer to it. Even if you suspect that your baby has a fever, you can only use mercury to measure the temperature.
Therefore, treasure moms still have to choose the products they need according to their actual situation. Although there are various products designed for child care, there is really no need to waste money on some things.
The baby is exactly forty days old today, and I am very moved to see this question.
Because of the inexperience of the first child, I bought a lot of things for my baby during pregnancy, but many things have not been opened yet.
1. Anti-galactorrhea pad. I bought two boxes and gave up after using one. It is very hot to wear nursing underwear in summer, plus postpartum sweating. I sweat profusely every time I feed. The breast pad is small and thick, and there is prickly heat when it covers the nipple. Switch to cotton towels or gauze, which is breathable and has a large area, and is not afraid of getting it on clothes.
2, breast pump, I bought a manual breast pump, used it once, and the breast sucked out was very painful. Later, the abdominal distension was squeezed out by hand, which was painless, but it took some time, so I took the baby directly to feed it. Of course, mothers who want to go to work still need breast pumps.
3, postpartum corset, it is really hot to wear, and it always feels uncomfortable to wear it on the baby. It's also inconvenient to wear, because I have no experience in buying a strap.
4, milk powder, because it is a caesarean section, the baby eats milk powder two days before birth, and starts breastfeeding on the third day. Newborns have a small stomach and can't eat much. It is best to eat milk powder within one month after Kaifeng. Mothers who are worried about insufficient breast milk can buy milk powder when their baby needs it after birth. It is enough to prepare a can of 180 grams of trial milk powder before delivery.
5, newborn clothes, the baby grows very fast, now 40 days, the clothes worn at birth are a bit short. It is recommended to buy about three sets of washing, but you can prepare more pairs of pants, and if the baby gets wet accidentally, he will change some.
6. Baby hats born in summer, prepared two thin hats and only wore them in the hospital for one day. Full-term baby has thick hair and long pants, and the baby is also afraid of heat.
7, baby scenic car, the baby is too small, put it in with a seat belt, bought canvas, although there is gauze, but it is still not very breathable. It is more convenient to sleep in bed at home, and it is also a hug to go out for a walk during the day.
The above is the novice mother's view on bringing a baby. I hope you don't like it or spray it.
The really popular joke on the Internet is that after giving birth to a child, the most useless "maternal and child supplies" are the father of the child. If the father is allowed to take care of the child, as long as he is alive.
Besides the father of the child, what other maternal and child products will make mothers feel the most tasteless and useless?
1, galactorrhea pad
At that time, I bought a set meal with a bag that had just not been matched. Because I am inexperienced, I think everything in the bag can be used. Finally, after giving birth, I have never used any of these so-called breast pads, and I can't use them for other purposes.
2. Abdominal band
Near the due date, I have two good wishes. One is to give birth to a healthy and smart beautiful baby, and the other is to get back into shape as soon as possible after giving birth and be a "devil figure" hot mom.
Several abdomen belts were prepared, and finally only one belt was used to enter the delivery room. I have been idle since I was discharged from the hospital, because it was too tight and uncomfortable to wear, and I really didn't want to use it at last.
3, crib
The crib carefully selected during pregnancy took several weeks to decorate, and after the baby's full moon, it became a storage bed for diapers, baby bags and clothes in the room. Children have long been used to sleeping in big beds, and they have bought the most useless baby products after using them.
4. Milk heater
It is strongly recommended not to buy it. At that time, I bought a sterilization and milk warming function. In fact, it is most practical to buy a sterilizer to sterilize the bottle. There is no need for the function of a milk warmer at all. If the milk powder that the baby can't finish at one time is heated by a milk warmer, the baby will not be fed for more than an hour.
5. Talcum powder
My little Mengbao has never used it once, even after taking a shower in summer. It is said that after giving the baby talcum powder, it is easy to make the skin sticky and clog the pores after sweating, which is even worse. The key point is that talcum powder has no effect on preventing miliaria, and it is not recommended to configure useless baby products.
I hope my answer is helpful to you.
My baby is four months old now. When I was pregnant, I tried my best to buy it. I feel sorry for the baby in my belly!
But after the baby was born, I found that many items were chicken ribs and all the money was spent. It's a pity to throw away the doll, but it's tears when you talk too much. ...
The following is a list of things that are useless at home (only representing personal opinions):
First, milk powder
When the baby was born, there was not enough milk, so milk powder could only be added. The baby I just bought loves beauty in Germany, and domestic e-commerce is very convenient. After all, it is added after breast milk, so you can eat about one and a half barrels a month (800 grams a barrel).
Later, a friend recommended Australia's love for his beauty. It is said that there are many things that are beneficial to the baby's development, and she immigrated to Australia and sent it directly from Australia. After all, she is more assured than some e-commerce companies. Considering the postage and customs duty, she decisively bought a box (3 barrels, 900g each).
I looked forward to it for half a month and finally arrived.
During the period, I ate a lot of various kinds of soup for milking, and with the baby's frequent sucking, the milk was basically enough.
What's even more hateful is that the baby doesn't like to drink this milk powder, thinking that all the money has been spent, he forced himself to drink a bucket. Every time I feed milk powder, the baby is very resistant and can't bear to continue feeding him, so the remaining two barrels can only be idle, and one milk powder can only be drunk for six months. Now the baby is four months old, alas. ...
Therefore, it is recommended that mothers be cautious in hoarding milk powder and do not change milk powder frequently!
Second, pacifier
Pacifier is an artifact of many friends and babies. Especially when you are asleep, it is especially useful.
But for my baby-it's totally useless. Just put it in your mouth and spit it out, very helpless. Although each item costs tens of dollars, there are two more idle items.
Third, the manual breast pump
I hope I can suck out some breast milk, freeze it in the refrigerator, add complementary food or eat it after weaning, but I just want to say that the manual breast pump is killing me! It's really easy to start with the electric breast pump decisively!
Fourth, anti-galactorrhea pad.
If you are Daniel, the breast pad will help you avoid a lot of embarrassment, but for me-it's brand new and unopened!
Five, crib
Afraid of putting the baby on the big bed and being crushed by sleeping adults, I decided to buy a crib and receive the goods for assembly ... but it is most convenient to put the baby next to me! It is convenient for feeding at night and covering the baby with a quilt. So the crib has become a space-occupying decoration!
Six, baby landscape car
My family car was given to me by a friend during the full moon. I can only say that it looks domineering, but it is particularly heavy, big and stupid. I haven't used it once, but it's not as convenient as a waist stool and takes up a lot of space. I suggest you buy something smaller and lighter.
Seven, the doll's father
My baby's father is better. From pre-labor to hospitalization to confinement, he resigned and took care of the housework.
But I was out of the month, and after he went to work, he really felt that he was in a state of "widowhood and baby". After work, the baby's father's leisure life seems unaffected. Playing mobile phones and having dinner with friends will not delay the fun. ...
1. Abdominal band, I was born in summer. If I wear hot clothes, it becomes useless.
2. Sanitary napkins for pregnant women are too big and exaggerated. I don't think it is really necessary, just normal.
3. Anti-breast pad, this premise is that you have milk, and I am a child who can't eat enough, so this is useless.
I bought two bottles of Dongdong without shampoo when I was pregnant, but I didn't see how to use it. I gave them away. In summer, it is impossible not to wash your hair for a month, so this is useless.
5. baby hat just came out of the delivery room and put it on, but it was provided by the hospital (the private hospital where I live). I bought three, but none of them worked. They were all given away. This is not useless. I just looked at my due date when pregnant women were hoarding goods, and I don't need it in summer.
6. Thick newborn clothes. For the same reason as above, I'll give you a bunch. You can't wear them at all. It's too hot.
7. Diaper pad, the son wears diaper, and the diaper pad is hardly used. Sleeping diaper pad is airtight and will not leak when wrapped in diaper.
8. Don't worry about baby pillows until you are one year old.
9. The nasal aspirator I bought is said to be American, but it didn't work once, not at all.
10. I didn't buy a walker Many places have proved that a walker can lead to children's O-legs, so I didn't buy it.
1 1. A crib is useless to my home. When I was able to turn over at first, I occasionally took care of my children at home. I don't trust to enlarge the bed, so it is just right to put it in the crib. Now it's just a toy for children. It doesn't make any difference whether you have it or not.
12. The complementary food pulverizer was used once, and the effect was not good. I bought an electric food supplement machine.
13. I bought a bunch of supplementary food boxes. For me, it's useless. It's useless. Complementary food is cooked one meal at a time. I don't even eat leftovers, let alone children.
14. Diapers and pants wrapped in diapers are useless. Diapers are enough. Diapers are convenient for newborns to urinate frequently, and suitable diapers are dry and breathable, saving time and effort.
15. Milk powder packaging box, my family is basically on the way back to my hometown, and it takes a long time to be outside, about four hours. Occasionally, traffic jams last a little longer. They all take milk powder barrels directly. If they go to the mall or go out to play, they will come back before dinner time, because even if they pack it several times, they have to find a place to brush the milk bottle, and there is no place to wash it, so they can only wash the milk powder once. Besides, they can only wash it once.
16. Toilet, I don't like to sit for the time being. I wonder if I can use it in the future.
17. Safety seat. Although this is useless, I think this is definitely there. Safety comes first. But now it's more than nine months. I've sat for two times, and I quit after sitting for a few minutes each time. I have to climb out to play. I wonder if it will be better in the future.
18. The sleeping bag was very useful at first. I didn't push the quilt after putting it in, but it didn't work after sleeping for a few days. I couldn't tie my son at all, because it was born in summer and it was too hot at first. In winter, he would turn over, sleep over, run away with his sleeping bag on his back, and then he wouldn't need it.
19. by the way, there are radiation protection suits for pregnant women. I bought it because it was too hot. It is too much trouble to use. I read it online later. It is said that small radiation is not needed and has no effect on children. Large radiation and radiation protection suits didn't work, and we didn't touch them at ordinary times. (There is a technical term for radiation size, and I forgot to describe it by size.
Too many useless things have been given to people. I don't remember anything else. Let's talk about what is useful, hoping to help pregnant women who are about to give birth.
The following is a summary of my own experience. I think I used something better.
1. Bottle storage box, very easy to use, will not look for bottles everywhere, and clean, all bottles can be put together, especially when I often go back to my hometown, it is more convenient to carry.
2. Constant temperature pot, children's milk powder, or drinking water, the temperature should be appropriate. This is the best, and it is particularly convenient to set the temperature.
3. hair clipper, my son shaved his head himself, because he was too young to go to the barber shop, and their tools were common. If you go to the children's barber shop, the tools are for adults, or it is convenient to shave at home, knowing the weight will not hurt the children.
4. nightlight, especially feeding at night, is so convenient that you can see clearly without being too bright. There is also a remote control, which is very practical.
5. There must be a thermometer that is not commonly used.
6. Bite the bag and use it when eating fruit to avoid getting stuck, that is, you must choose. If the quality is not good, it will be dyed by fruits, especially oranges, a favorite color, which is not healthy for children.
7. Grinding stick and chewing gum. My son seems to have started using it after three or four months. He picked it up when he was pregnant. At first, he couldn't use it or hold it. Start grinding after three or four months, and also before teething. When he really started teething, he ate biscuits for grinding his teeth and didn't like to play with chewing gum.
8. Baby dining table and chair, you have to buy this, and you have to rely on it to free your hands. Otherwise, you should hold him when eating, especially after six or seven months, and climb away without holding him. It is also convenient to put it in the dining table and chair to help him with food.
9. Hot water bottle, take some water with you everywhere. Adults and children should drink plenty of water, especially babies who drink milk powder.
Others are necessities, such as small quilts, small plates, small clothes, bibs, socks and so on.
Now that the baby is seven months old, let me talk about my own personal experience: I am not very experienced because I am a mother for the first time. I just watched all kinds of parenting sharing and the sharing of bags prepared by Ma Baoqun's mothers. It can be said that the preparation is very full.
Tell me about my experience at that time. At that time, I booked a family delivery room. As a result, the hospital just gave me a set of bags, and my preparations at that time were repeated. I would like to remind all expectant mothers that it is best to have an extra baby in which hospital to give birth. Ask the nurse if the hospital has just distributed the bag and what is in it. Don't be prepared to make the same mistake again.
Let me sort out what I think is more useless than chicken ribs:
1. belt
I had a natural birth, but this one didn't work. When giving birth to a child, I used too much force, got hemorrhoids and fidgeted. This corset has to be taken off often. I think its function can prevent internal organs from sagging, but I spend most of my time in bed when I give birth.
Step 2: trough
Not as easy to use as a splicing bed, especially for breast-fed babies.
3 postpartum sanitary napkins
Just use your usual brand bathroom. This kind of postpartum sanitary towel is big and not breathable enough. Most children who have just given birth will have a little wound when they give birth naturally. Why don't you just lay a puerperal pad with a knife paper on it or wear disposable underwear paper? Especially in summer, it is very important to ventilate the wound.
4 baby washing swimming pool
Every time the drainage is a big project, it is better to go to a place where the baby swims outside. I really can't swim a few times at home.
5 high landscape cart
The baby doesn't go out much in the first three months, so it's best to buy a light stroller that can sit and lie down, because this kind of car is heavy and inconvenient to fold in the trunk of the car. The most important thing is that the baby will be uncomfortable sitting in this car after sitting.
6 bottles
There is really no need to prepare too much at first, because after the milk is opened at the back, the amount of milk is enough, and bottles are rarely used. Even if I want to drink milk powder with bottles in the future, it's too late to buy it. You really don't need to prepare too many bottles at first.
7.talcum powder
At present, many hospitals do not advocate the use of this, and the World Health Organization does not allow it, for fear that dust will enter the lungs. In addition, the baby will scab when sweating, resulting in airtight. It is best to wear less clothes for your baby to improve your resistance.
Let's talk about the father of everyone's most playful child. His father loves mountains.
My dad Bao didn't do very well at first, but I always let him share it with me. I also said that I was studying hard. I often ask him for help if I don't understand anything (in fact, I know a lot), just to let him learn it again after Baidu, so that we can make progress together and strive to improve hard-core parents. Dad Bao was impatient at first, and I pretended to be impatient. Anyway, the baby is two people, and I don't want to become a victim of widowed education. Dad Bao is getting more and more handy. Now he sometimes takes the initiative to take care of the baby, let me make complementary food, or go out for a walk. What I want to tell you is that you should use all kinds of things after delivery, including Bao Dad. It won't take long, it will be idle, it will be full of dust and it will go bad.
I thought of these for the time being. Answer questions and answers for the first time without illustrations. Please forgive me. I hope everyone's babies are healthy and happy.
Everyone says that my dad is the most useless, but my dad is still very useful. Dad's participation in parenting mainly depends on his mother's guidance. But this is another problem. What is the "most useless" question to answer today?
Yuezimao
The baby-giving season is hot, so there is no moon hat. The moon hat was just taken out of the hospital bag. Its appearance and style are very suitable for lying-in women, and the fabric is also very comfortable. But it's really too hot to use a moon hat.
baby hat
It was hot when the baby was born, and the baby hat was useless. After the cold weather, the little hat is too small to wear.
A woman's girdle
Put on a corset and coat, and suddenly you can't see your stomach. The baby is too busy to eat and drink Lazar, so he really has no time to use corsets. Coupled with the corset, not only will it not reduce the stomach, but it will make the stomach look small, so I really can't take care of it in my busy schedule.
Cloth diaper
It is said that diapers will have diaper rash, so we have prepared a lot of cloth diapers in advance. I kept using diapers until a little diaper rash appeared once. The old mother quickly turned out the cloth diaper. After using it for one day, the diaper rash was extremely serious, and there were many diapers to be washed. Finally, I changed back to diapers and used a little buttock cream to cure the diaper rash.
Ordinary coating
The size of ordinary bags is 80*80, which can be used by newborn babies, but as children grow up, they will soon be unable to wrap them. When it is warm, it can only be left as a quilt cover. Later, I bought a large package of110 *110, which is still relatively easy to use.
cottage
I bought a crib, but four fences can't be removed, not at all. When children are put in, there is always a feeling of being locked in a zoo. A crib with three fences is more practical.
Clothes for 0-3 months
Babies grow fast. My baby has only been wearing clothes of this size for one month, which is not cost-effective. It is recommended to buy more sets of clothes of 3-6 months' size, and change and wear enough.
Nasal aspirator
The baby's nose was blocked and the sound of breathing sounded uncomfortable, so he bought a nasal aspirator. As a result, the baby didn't cooperate and couldn't suck it out. You can spray sea salt to replenish water, or you can wait for the baby to sneeze and discharge, so that the nasal aspirator is unnecessary.
earpick
Ear spoons and small lamps look very advanced, but they are actually useless. It is neither safe nor hygienic to dig your ears, so it is more appropriate to go directly to the hospital.
After giving birth, I think the most useless thing is
-Postpartum depression.
You should interact with the baby more.
When I gave birth to my first child, I knew nothing. I saw the list of expectant mothers on the internet, so I got ready, and finally found that many of them were useless. There is still more than a month to give birth to a second child, but this time I have hardly prepared anything. Tell me what I prepared, but it didn't work.
1, anti-galactorrhea pad
As a person who doesn't have enough milk to feed the baby, I don't know what's the use of preparing this. Maybe I once fantasized that I would be a big cow.
2. Electric breast pump
As mentioned above, there is not much milk, just enough to feed the children, so what do I need a breast pump for? My baby can empty me once!
3. Milk storage bag
I am that stupid mother. The baby is not born yet. I think I have to go to work after maternity leave. I have to leave some milk for her in the refrigerator. But there is still not much milk, so it becomes chicken ribs. Fortunately, I found a use in the back, which can pack snacks for the baby.
4. Moon hat and moon slippers
Imagine that I must be the well-behaved and well-dressed woman, but I was wrong. What hat do I wear in summer? I lie down every day, so I don't need moon slippers. The slippers at home are very good. That pink hat and shoes are just to satisfy your desire to buy.
5, baby gloves
Don't buy this really, really, for fear that the child will scratch himself, just give him a regular manicure. Such a lovely little hand, do you have the heart to bind him?
I really can't remember, just write these!
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