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It's a little slow Talk about it.
Second, I saw a girl playing with her mobile phone in a low-cut dress this morning. I said, "There is a deep ditch in front of my sister." My sister covered her chest and said "rogue" and then fell into the ditch.
Third, don't move if it's mine, and leave it there if it's not mine.
I have visited all your girlfriends and always believe that I am the best one.
The only thing that insists on growing so big is to charge the mobile phone every day.
6. Hard life needs no explanation #
I will try my best to make you blind.
Thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with you, but I don't lack you.
Nine, the cold water you spilled, I will boil it and pour it back.
Ten, how to admit defeat and dominate the Wulin with natural arrogance?
You can't play with my feelings.
12. The person I like is not bad.
Please put away your posture and don't think you know me very well.
Fourteen, like to have, don't be afraid of the result.
Fifteen, I live on a mouthful of oxygen, and oxygen is you.
Sixteen, today is 5.2 1, the first day of April, the fourth day of the fourth lunar month, which tells us that Xiu En 'ai died quickly.
Seventeen, in front of the dream, no one is a winner and who is a loser.
Eighteen, being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.
Nineteen, I hate being photographed by others, so I will take pictures, and I will take the most obscene action. The point is that I haven't used a beauty camera yet.
I gave him to you. You have no right to show off to me.
Twenty-one, the water is not embarrassing, I don't know the depth, how can I win or lose without fighting?
Bullying one of us is bullying all of us.
I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.
Twenty-four, everyone should take a firm road, even if it is shattered.
Twenty-five, women are tools to make human beings, while men are human beings who use tools.
Twenty-six, forgive my daughter who has been unrestrained and indulgent all my life.
27. Those who have hurt me, please remember that one day I will smile and watch you cry.
28. I have my own style, and you can't afford to imitate it.
Twenty-nine, there is a crash called password input error, and there is a panic called account login in different places.
Thirty, life-class, school, holiday, graduation, old age, regret, and death.
Non-mainstream talk about excessive drag
1, people say that you have changed because you don't live according to his ideas.
2, attractive women, that is, have enough willpower to resist men's attacks, but also have enough charm to prevent men from retreating.
3, you are pure, there is no gutter in this world.
Some things are not that I don't care, but what can I do if I care.
Your betrayal can make me brilliant.
Since you have chosen to run counter to me, don't look back.
7. No matter how much I love you, it's not worth saying that I marry you!
8. Life is not a TV series. Who are you pretending to be innocent for?
9, some mistakes, once is enough, never make a second time.
10, for me, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.
1 1, Russia says no one will make Russia cry again.
12, you can laugh or cry without protection.
13, thank you for being so inhuman, at least it didn't ruin the rest of my life.
14, I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.
15, I am me. What do you think of me is neither necessary nor necessary.
16, even if you are single.
17, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.
18, now there are many such people, pretending to be forced in front of the poor and letting dogs go in front of the rich.
19, I will cherish what I care about with my life.
20. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.
2 1, even if they were as good as 1000 later, they didn't come early as the first one.
22. After decades, it's all a pile of ashes, and no one knows anyone! Afraid of what?
23. I don't need others to love me. I love myself more than anyone.
24. Actually, I really don't care about your existence, so you don't want that dress B, I look tired.
25. A lover who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.
Don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.
If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.
28, don't be melodramatic, there is no one in this world who is not injured.
29, you grow up, you are crazy, you are nostalgic, this is your own business.
In that year, we met in youth, but said goodbye in indifference.
3 1, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.
Those memories you mentioned are not worth mentioning at all.
33. After persistence, memory is so much.
I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.
35. Don't hurt me too lightly, but be cruel. I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.
36. If you start to miss me, remember, it's not that I want to leave, it's that you let go.
37. It is not that I have changed, but that I have understood; I will treat others as others treat me.
38. Never explain, people who know you don't need it; People who don't understand you don't deserve it
39. If you can't keep something, just throw it far away, maybe it will bounce back after hitting something.
40. If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion.
4 1, I'm not a delicate girl, I don't need protection, and I can be fine alone.
42. Not many people know me, not many people remember me and not many people understand me. Why should I smile at everyone?
43. You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
44. I want to be the only one for you. I can't copy or paste.
45. If you don't talk about love, you will feel sorry for yourself. Everything is just singing for love.
46, simple mind, one sentence can be finished.
47. I never want to be happy with it. The flying dust is more gorgeous than fireworks.
48. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is live!
49. My world is black and white. Please stay away from the colorful world.
50. The position of the heart can only be reserved for the last person.
A little sad and non-mainstream
1. My happiness is a trivial matter.
Anything can be simple as long as you want.
3. People who are easy to hurt others and themselves are always vague about the edge of distance.
The more eager to possess, the more fragile.
No desire can only be said to be insensitive.
6 A short moment, a long forever.
The wings of birds vibrate in the air. This is a loud and cold voice, full of fear. A series of uncertain destinations.
The loneliness of eight people is sometimes difficult to express in words.
9 always needs some warmth. Even a little self-righteous commemoration.
10 feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.
1 1 The wound is a shame given by others and an illusion of persistence.
I may be a bird. Full of vigilance, it is not easy to stay. So I've been flying.
13 heartbreaking love is true, only happiness is false. The man who once thought it would take a full moon ... love is just a game set by fate.
14 My world is silent and there is no room for others.
15 A woman like me always appears in her feelings in the form of a difficult problem.
16 We can be disappointed, but we can't be blind.
17 In this world, all people with true temperament think that l-a-w will never be the same.
18 I always thought I would get used to the past time and things. No matter where you are or who you meet. How to end it.
Happiness is always full of defects.
But happiness is too simple, so it is easy to break.
I never deceive myself. I only see the truth.
A clever woman deserves sympathy.
Women's loneliness is so fragile. If a man reaches out to me. If his fingers are hot. Who she is doesn't matter to me.
Will I be afraid of loneliness? I just feel lonely occasionally.
Love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once caught, it will disappear automatically.
Tears of joy.
There is an abyss lurking in her heart, and she can't make a sound when dropping a boulder.
Have what you like, don't be afraid of the result.
Many people may never see each other again once they are separated.
Some people are easily erased by time. Like dust.
3 1 Many people don't need to meet again because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.
Non-mainstream girls talk about super drag
1, I'm not so much a playboy as you can't catch my heart.
2, sister, nothing, nothing.
3, shout a grass mud horse in a good mood.
If God gives me another second, I will love you.
There is no need to become what others think.
6. Even if you are a queen, I am a princess and the emperor is my man.
7. I love him because he is the craziest.
8. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.
9. In fact, there are not many people in this world who can really treat you well, and there are so many of you without me.
10, don't worship my proud stubbornness … you have no right …
1 1, give up your broken tree and I can get the whole forest!
12, see beautiful men don't bubble, go against the sky. Go to bed when you see a beautiful man and do justice for heaven.
13, get out and don't come back. I'm not a rag collector.
14, what you can take away is the garbage I left behind.
15, I can choose not to have more than I can bear.
16, what qualifications do you have to be crazy in my world?
17. My face can smile kindly at everyone, but my eyes only smile at the person I like.
18, there is nothing to say if you miss it, and nothing to say if you lose it.
19, if we get along well in the future, I will be the first to bomb the school.
20. Why do I care so much if I don't love you deeply?
2 1, the blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba, and the seal is lifted!
I don't have a man, so I will be fatter in winter. ...
23. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.
24. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your appreciation. My style is limited.
25. No one can live without anyone, and the earth can't live without you.
Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.
It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I have the courage to be a bad person.
28. If the relationship is long-term, when will you remain unmarried?
I know how many dangers lie ahead, and I will be better tomorrow.
30. There is no such thing as eternity. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble.
3 1, this kind of thing, don't rush to the waist, rush to the chest.
32. I want to be a queen, and I want seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six hospitals.
Being nice to others is being laid hands on by others.
34. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.
You'd better weigh yourself before talking about others.
36. I am both strong and stubborn.
37, through the south, through the north, firecrackers and mines kissed!
38. You avoid me with invisibility, and I help you with invisibility.
It doesn't matter who I am, but who I can be in front of you.
40. You have two choices: ① Get out at once; (2) Just roll right away. Of course, you can also choose to roll right away.
4 1. How many people are really responsible for getting married as soon as they fall in love?
42. I can't see clearly whether the person standing in front of me is a dog or a human.
43. A tree without skin will die! People have no face and the world is invincible! That means you!
44. If we are separated, everyone I love will be like you from now on.
45. Whoever has no past and no future, my past is disgraceful, does not mean that my future is not wonderful.
46. It is not that you abandoned me, but that I abandoned you.
47. Do what you like and let all the people who don't like calm down!
48. Don't underestimate me or overestimate yourself.
It doesn't matter to lose you, but you will regret it.
50. Put away your hypocrisy and pack your luggage.
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