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A complete conversation about drinking.

1, I really want to get drunk, because I want to know whose name I called when I was drunk.

Don't frown when you are good, and try to drink China's wine. Be willing to be poor, not greedy for smell, and know gold and silver at night.

3. Leave your troubles behind and enjoy the joy in the cup!

4, often drunk, you will hate for life.

A woman who can taste wine must know how to taste life better. Red wine is made for women.

6. Don't just drink and eat.

7. Life is too short to have fun. Never drunk, unwilling. Turn the fairy into the devil and control yourself. Pleasure is good, indulgence brings disaster.

8, wine and coffee, drink one cup after another, one cup will not get drunk, happiness will be for a while.

9. A woman with a cup in her hand or a woman who carefully combines her mellow beauty with drunkenness is very beautiful and feminine.

10, you want me to drink, I won't drink. I drank white beer.

1 1, wine meets friends, tea meets friends.

12, scholars often have to study for ten years to get the fame they want. A craftsman often has to practice hard for ten years to achieve the legend of his craft. No one can be lazy in patience and achieve the glory of life. To be a man, you should learn to wait and wait patiently for flower of life.

13, wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

14, respect yourself all your life, only talk about money, not heart-to-heart.

15, I don't drink, I drink loneliness.

16, respect yourself, be brave, time is over, work hard and realize your dreams!

17, the wine lamp must be full when you act, and the flowers will fall off at once. Mo Yan is young in his thirties.

18, fell down, got up, hurt myself and paid for the medicine.

19, brothers, bring the glasses.

20, in fact, wine is not intoxicating, just a drink reminds me of the past.

2 1, love to drink every day until you get drunk.

22, a confidant and a drink, life is a few degrees of spring.

23, full of wine, full of happiness, full of sincerity.

24. Baby, come out tonight.

25, drink carefully, regret after drinking.

26. I want to make wine for the rest of my life, and I wish you a hundred years of worry-free.

27, a woman who doesn't drink much, but loves to pretend to be drunk, a smart woman! Excellent self-control, and pay attention to means, strong purpose.

28. She got drunk because you smoked, and fell into a bar, saying dissolute love words to a strange man's ear.

29. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

30. Life is inseparable from alcohol, not because I like it, but because I can't quit, because abstinence from alcohol means abstaining from friends.

3 1, wine needs tenderness, and women need care.

In the sound of the Spring Festival Evening on New Year's Eve, my best friend and I have a hangover.

I'm sorry I haven't contacted you for a long time, because I haven't had a chance to get drunk recently.

34. Women who drink alcohol have too much pain and a lot of loneliness. Women who drink alcohol because they want to hide everyone's unhappiness, and only when they are drunk will they get rid of it.

35. No matter what you drink, you know what you are drinking.

36. Some people drink wedding banquet, others drink heartbroken wine. The world is always lucky and sad. The same glass of wine will definitely taste different if you drink it in your stomach.

37. The first cup is sober, full of lofty sentiments and young. The second cup is a little drunk, but I still want to drink it. I got drunk on the third cup and regretted it when I woke up. It was old age.

38. Being a man is like a glass of wine. You should know your capacity for drinking, so that you won't be at a loss when drinking this glass of wine. Knowing how much to drink is just right. A drunkenness allows you to experience the power of alcohol and the taste of excessive pain, which will help you find the right direction to be a man.

39. As long as the heart is there, tea is also wine. There are oranges in the wine, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

40. In this life, it is enough to have wine and you!

4 1, I have loneliness and wine. Would you like to get drunk?

42, several methods of cooking wine, must use hot water temperature, wine storage with silver bottles as the top, followed by porcelain bottles, tin bottles as the bottom.

43. Tasting wine requires heart, and so do women.

44. Women generally don't drink. Once a woman drinks wine, she often feels that she is not a woman.

45. I shed sad tears in the middle of the night, crying and hurting, and tears overflowed the cup!

46. When you are alive, you should also propose a toast to yourself.

47. Good wine is not greedy, and life is innocent.

48. Drinking is divided into occasions. I won't be in a mood. I am happy to have one more drink, but I am not happy to have one less.

49. After all these years, am I your name when you are drunk?

50. I only have one story and a pot of wine. The story rotted in the street, and then the wine was gone, and the people listening to the story were gone.

5 1. Women who drink will interpret their life with wine, and they dare to do it.

52. Be kind to yourself, stop tormenting yourself, drink well, don't look back, and don't pay attention to the rest of your life.

53. Many men are addicted to alcohol, and a glass of wine can solve thousands of worries. However, the domineering and charm of women drinking is not much stronger than that of men.

54. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is that small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last long. Nothing can be done without wine.

55. Drink if you have wine, and do it if you have dreams.

56. You look at me every day, but I don't know how many lonely nights I raise my glasses.

57. Sometimes a cigarette is more like parting.

58. Friendship without meat is not fragrant, and friendship without wine is not pure.

59. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

60, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

6 1, you need to know how much you can drink, so that you won't be at a loss when drinking this glass of wine, and you just know how much to drink. A drunkenness allows you to experience the power of alcohol and the taste of excessive pain, which will help you find the right direction to be a man.

62, snowy days, drinking days. Wandering alone in the Jianghu looking for wine.

63. Don't be too drunk, and you can't help being drunk.

Well, you won't get drunk if you drink like this. Who sleeps on the side of the road?

65. Drunk people will have another drink.

66. When my friend and I were as drunk as a bee, Tao Ran forgot the machine.

67. If a bottle of wine can make me swallow all the sadness in the first half of 2020, then I will do it first.

68. The value of an employee in an enterprise is not displayed on the wine table, but on his post. In front of leaders, dedication to work is far more important than toasting on the wine table.

69. Women who can drink are their own queens.

70. Drinking is about the heart, and smoking is about the past. Love is a hangover, if you can drink with loneliness.

7 1. Why do you particularly want to drink when you are in a bad mood?

72. Respect your youth and ignorance, and your feelings are too hasty.

73. May you have smoke and wine, and be free and easy; I hope I can cry, laugh, be happy, clean and bright.

74. Smoking is an addiction, memory is a disease, and sentimentality is a lifelong incurable disability!

75. I can't drink, but I want to drink. I'm upset. I can't sleep without drinking, so I can only clink glasses with the air.

76. propose a toast to yourself, thank yourself, and never give up in the face of mud and bumps along the way; Thank yourself for not being easily discouraged in the most difficult time.

77. People who drink alcohol say they want to drown their sorrows, but in fact they are more worried.

78. Xu Mo Cup is dark amber, and it has become intoxicated before it melts. The wind is already late.

79. Sad wine, one after another, I really want to get drunk and don't need anyone to accompany me.

80. Respect your own growth, from taking your own path to maturity and stability, from confusion to finding the right direction.

8 1, pay tribute to Fanghua, have no regrets in youth!