Looking for all the four-dimensional quotes of Kim Hyun Joong and Kim Heechul

Heechul’s Fourth Dimension

X-MAN

1. If Heechul made his debut in Mixed race. Is he a mixed race? "

"No, I am a native of Jiangyuan... I have never been abroad. ”

Everyone praised Heechul’s hometown dialect for being cute and asked him to speak a few more words...

(Hometown dialect) If I was asked to speak in dialect throughout the show , then my image will be terrible.” (A true beauty, as a newcomer, is not shy in front of seniors, shows his true side to others, and people are instantly attracted by his personality charm)

2. During the X-MAN "Of course" session

After Uncle Park Myung-soo's ridiculous attack, the princess politely said: "Let's stop the etiquette!" (Everyone was nervous)

The princess bent down and raised her head seriously and innocently: "Can you see me?" (referring to Uncle Park's small eyes)

(Uncle Park was surprised, the princess made a playful face on the side)< /p>

Park: "Of course. I heard that your nickname is 'Cinderella'? If you are Cinderella, then I am Snow White."

(It's the belly princess - it seems It was said by classmate Kim Jong Kook, causing everyone to burst into laughter. Park could only sigh)

Che: "Of course. Then I agree that you are Snow White, but did you become like that after eating a poisoned apple?" ?”

(Referring to Uncle Park’s appearance..., everyone burst into laughter)

Park (speechless): “The reason why his face became like this is not because of the poisonous apple, but because of aging (?) , it is a testimony of the years!

You said you are Cinderella, right? Are you waiting for your Prince Charming every day, or are you waiting for the Prince of the Sea?

(The Prince of the Sea? It's a song that Uncle Park sang famously.) Which prince is he?"

(The princess is stunned, the uncle dances strangely, confidently)

Che: "The prince of the sea is all. Does it look like you? (Pu kicked MC aside in anger) But does the Prince of the Sea also fry chicken legs?

(Uncle has a fried chicken restaurant) It would be great to catch some fish and make seafood. Fried chicken legs!"

(Uncle Park KNOCK DOWN while everyone is laughing) (The clever princess has super quick reaction, no one can match her! Her fairy tale brain fucked Uncle Park He has no power to fight back. He is really famous for his venomous tongue!)

3. Che: "Do you know that I am prettier than you?" (To Pu Jinglin, the Princess of Sifang who replaced Uncle Park)

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Che: (to Jinglin) Well... I just said your face looks like an inkstone. I take it back! (Seeing Jinglin’s proud expression...) Your face is so Red, did you just eat a red stone inkstone?

Jinglin fainted~~~~~~~ (Describing a person’s face like a stone inkstone, this is not what most people can think of, only us Only a fourth-dimensional princess can blurt it out) 2. bada: "Please come out of the fish swimming in my sea." (bada means sea in Korean..)

Kim Heechul is out...

mc: "What kind of fish are you?"

Kim Heechul: "I am a shark... Sharks are scary to other fish, but to the sea But vulnerable. " (The most classic metaphor spoken at that time, a Che-style metaphor, extremely romantic, and can be called a famous quote)

4. It turns out that no matter how brave or courageous a man is, when the person he likes You will become a coward in front of you. Because of this, "I love you" has become the most difficult thing to say in the world (what else is there to say? It is simply a classic)

5. Although it is big. Most people choose white sugar, but I will choose brown sugar (it is indeed the character of a princess)

6. My one is half like a rose, and that one is both beautiful and thorny (Cai Yan).

(The lover who wants to be a princess must not be a thing in the pool)

7. Park Myung-soo: "Young man...life is very difficult..."

Heechul : "I didn't let you live like that..." (an honest boy who says whatever is on his mind)

8. Cai Yan JJ: Ah~ smelly girl, let your hair down too. She will be more beautiful~

Heechul: Am I beautiful? It’s beautiful like this~ Is it beautiful like that? Jealousy? (He raises his head in a provocative gesture)

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Change to JJ Chae Yan, Che: "You have to wash your hands before going to bed after eating grapes at night!" (referring to the grape-colored nail polish on JJ's nails) After that, he kept shouting: "Wash, wash!"

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Cai: "I know you are beautiful, but you can't learn how sexy I am, right?" "(arrogant)

Che: "Of course. I met Chae Yeon JJ about 8 months ago. She is much fatter now than she was then! I can eat 5 meals a day without getting fat. What did you eat to become so fat? "

Are you happy that XMAN said to Chae Yeon that you are on the same level as Hodong hyung? (cute prince disease)

9. Che plays "Of course" with a girl Che was very gentle at first, asking the woman if she was tired from playing the game just now... Then his attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees, and he said sternly to the woman: "You just hit me, it hurts, you are a bison. ah? ! "Then he turned into a confused look. He came close to the woman's face, looked into her eyes and said, "So beautiful...! After hearing this, the woman looked shy and at a loss. Only Che said: "I mean the me reflected in your eyes!" ! ! "(Being defeated by him, I have to promote my handsomeness in any program)

Love letter

Kim Heechul must have Kim Heechul's style~ (I can only be moved, watching Che playing around like a naughty boy) Remote Control, the ending was so romantic that after returning to the team, he was jealously beaten by the team members. This is Che's style)

Princess Confessions Version: (arrogant) I have been watching you, it seems that you are interested in I also have a good impression, why am I so rude, that's... (At this time, Han Geng felt that he was getting sick again, so he pulled him) You may think that I am rude, don't you think so? Is that fair? With my appearance, intelligence, and talent, I certainly have a bad temper. Don’t you think I’m pretty good? (Ya Youmei glanced at him cautiously: Get off!) ~~~~~~~~`

Then there was an exchange of looks, from arrogance to cuteness, which shocked Yamei. The princess’s eyes were too big~~~~~~~ ~~~~~

Ya Youmei: Wait a minute! The princess was so nervous that she thought she would just go ahead and say it! : (Confidently) Hello, this is the first time I meet you. Nice to meet you. You have worked hard today.

(Singing: Do you love me, can I ask you this? Do you love me? Your tenderness or... (I didn’t hear it clearly, it seems to be regret?) Do you really love me?

Ya Youmei: (very touched) What song is it?

Han Geng: (shameful) Asking if you love me?

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Choice time: Kind (?) Han Geng? Or naughty Heechul?

Ayumi: Han Geng, very good!

Cheol: "Don't Are you happy that the man confessed to you?" (Other men refer to Te Te... = =)

Lu: "Is Heechul your real name?"

Che: "The hairstyle is different from last time."

Lu: "Actually, what I'm most afraid of is Heechul. Do you know why?"

Cheol: "You are wearing a Did you get mushrooms?” (Attack on Lu JJ’s hairstyle... = =)

Lu: “Why did you call me aunt?” (Heechul always calls Lu JJ’s aunt... = =)

Che: "At first I thought it was someone else. Are you really Lu Xianjing?" (attacking Lu JJ for looking ugly...= =)

Lu: "How old do you think I am?"

Che: "How am I?"

Lu: "Do you know how old I am?"

Che:" Do you think I like you?"

Lu: "Then why am I your aunt?"

Che: "Did your aunt go home yesterday?" The whole scene burst into laughter...I was completely impressed by his quick reaction...)

Lu: "How old is your aunt?"

Che: "Li Te replied yesterday What happened after I scolded my aunt?” (The whole audience burst into laughter again... Te must be helpless...= =)

Lu: “Actually, I like Li Te more. The other person, who is that person?"

Che: "It's different from last time. What's going on?"

Lu: "Heechul-kun is different from last time. Same, what's wrong?"

Che: "You are more handsome!"

(After showing off, he gave up and walked away, and even gave the camera a kiss... .The whole audience burst into laughter and cheered and applauded...) (This performance shocked me anyway. Apart from the princess’s witty questions and answers, the boastful blowing kiss at the end is really a classic among classics. It was natural and not artificial. Although MC Lu won, I guess she was just as frustrated as if she lost)

mc: "Heechul-kun, tell me what role you play in the team?"

Cheol: "(Cute) I am the face of the team."

mc: "I have a lot of questions about Heechul. What do you think of my appearance?"

Cheol: "Maybe many people are not very satisfied with their appearance, but because people around me often say that I am handsome, so..."

mc: "Siwon is behind me I'm laughing at you......Siwon-kun, tell the truth, do you think Heechul is more handsome or you are more handsome? "

Source: "(without hesitation) Heechul is so handsome. "(Everyone said "Hey——————")

Cheol: "What's the matter~ He himself said I'm handsome~"

mc: "Then Heechul-kun thinks Siwon Are you more handsome or you? "

Che: "Hey, Siyuan agrees...(pause on purpose)"

The whole audience laughed...Siyuan was depressed... (Haha, every Every time I was defeated by the princess’ cute boast, I fell in love with this alien head more and more)

FULLHOUSE:

Che to 10 Yuan: You big oil barrel~

Che to 10 Yuan: Your style is very tiring~

Same as above: Then let’s break up (in the end, he was still holding on to the hand of the 10 Yuan kid)

< p>Poor ten-yuan kid (the princess is very cool in FH)

In full house, I have my soul.

(The big eyes twinkled, but the princess’s wishful thinking was wrong. Then ANNA said depressedly that she saw contact lenses, and the princess KNOCK DOWN)

ANNA: Are you okay~? Not crazy? (Can’t understand Cucumber Mike’s ANNA)

How can you talk with something like this

Che: I wonder if people with clean souls can hear what Cucumber says? oh! Cucumber, did you hear that? 5~He said he could hear~ (then he had convulsions = =+) (This kid really, really has convulsions)

"Ah... no wonder, several times in FULL HOUSE, Che said extremely excitedly: "I was born so that women all over the world would love me!!...It's not my fault!! It was my parents who gave birth to me with such a beautiful face!!~~~"( Here we go again, Po Che, please calm down)

FULL HOUSE 9 Li Che and Hyuk were on a mission to buy books that adults can read. A foreigner (looking like the owner) in the bookstore took them upstairs and asked them what they said (English ): Which book in the Harry Potter series is your favorite?

Che:...?

Boss: Which book is your favorite (2 times)

Che : OK... (If you don’t know, just say OK unconditionally)

Hyuk also kept saying OK...

He also kept saying OK during the book buying process

Finally bought I bought a book that looked like a book for children (the reason is that adults don’t like to read words, and there are pictures and tapes)

Finally, it was said that the mission failed. Che began to explain: It’s true, grandpa, grandma, you are When I was a baby (English)

I started reading English from the book, while Hyuk was translating in Korean

ELVA: I didn’t understand a word of English, so I might as well speak Korean

Che: Is my pronunciation inaccurate (confused)? (Po Che’s English pronunciation is very good, and it’s American pronunciation. He is from Gangwon Province? Korean education is really weird, but he doesn’t learn well in the city)

Qiangren: this is ny girlfriend..

Captain: Wait...who is your girlfriend?

Qiangren: I met her just now.

Heechul: Ah... that one is at the police station... I confirm. That one is at the police station!

Geng: Aya... slobber...

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How old are you? Foreign girl: How old do you think I am?

(Foreign girl laughs...)

Hello She's young... (Subtitle: Flattery)

Girls don't call her

Heechul: why? I'm very sad....my god...and my dear....

Girl: If you sing a song to me, I will give you my phone number

Heechul: let it be.... let it be. .. let it be.... let it be...

lei it fart...

Foreign man: It seems better to sing other songs... (The above are all crazy Winning)

J said: Can you also upload some pictures?

Our super invincible blowjob princess said: I don’t have a camera. Come back and bring me a camera, otherwise Don't come back (J Da can't stand it when my wife shows off her power)

Yesung: "I feel like I can't move my head..."

Heechul: "Is your head too big?" ....."(Is my younger brother so easy to bully?)

Offline Quotes

I want Horseshoe Chicken

I must have Horseshoe Chicken when I get to Thailand Sand grouse, otherwise I will take a boat back to Korea (naughty boy, definitely a naughty boy)

The princess once wrote on the team’s CY

One is one, not two, two is Two, not three. . . . . . .

(Write until 200!!!!)

This is his unique spiritual world! ! ~ (The team must be extremely depressed if the Che-style fourth dimension is extremely entangled. The thoughts of aliens have invaded the team's CY. I don't know if it will be contagious if it stays for a long time. The team is also very nervous)< /p>

Parents are the soil for flowers.

Teachers are the fragrance of flowers.

They are beautiful petals.

Without soil, flowers Unable to bloom.

Without fragrance, the charm of a flower cannot be better displayed.

Without beautiful petals, the flower cannot sustain itself.

Shy Flowers, I am embarrassed to say my words of gratitude.

I can only express them with more beautiful blooms.

I smile every day and never forget the moisture of the rain and dew. (I am like Like flowers, written to the beautiful petals)

"Heechul, your fingers are so beautiful!"

"Then you have never seen my toes, my "Toes are 500 times more beautiful than fingers!" (Except for the hopeless prince's disease, I have to admit the princess's wit)

There is such a little poem in the princess's CY: "Only after silence, Do you know when tears flow? Behind the awkward smile, it’s me who is crying, but I haven’t shed any tears yet.” (The princess also needs to be literary, haha)

A certain Che is very serious. Expression: "Where does the strawberry scent come from~ The scent of spring"

Next to: This person is so cynical~Why are you like this~~

A certain Che lowered his eyes and smiled, "..." Cover your ears

Jin C: Impossible

Accepting the punishment, Mou Che frowned but still persisted: "I think it smells like strawberry~" (I, a Mou Mo, have no choice but to Khan said)

This kind of joke? A joke is 99% hard work and 1% inspiration. The bright laughter comes from this kind of joke. I prepared this joke for a whole month, but you actually despised it. . . . . (Original lines from Rainbow, but I think princesses will do the same in life, so I think)

Kangin: Hyung, who do you hate the most in SJ?

Princess: You.

Kangin: Why? !

Princess: (Seriously) Do you want me to give you a mirror? (Classmate Qingzi, who even looked down upon the team, only restrained himself in front of the princess)

Gengbao China Tour 1:

Che: Han Geng, I want to go too.

Geng: Let’s go and pretend to be here.

Che: I don’t have a plane ticket, so...

Geng: You don’t want to be born.

Che: Voice? I really did a lot of lovely things for Han Geng. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't do such a thing.

PD: Will you miss Han Geng when he returns to China?

Che: It’s so annoying.

Geng: If I go, no one will drink with you.

Che: Ah, yes. (So ??cute) Stop talking about wine in the show.

..........

He introduced Han Geng and said a lot of nice words

"The person I love very much." ..."

In the end, he had an ulterior motive to ask Geng the person he was most grateful for, and he could only name one person

Geng said ten yuan

Princess A very young woman is jealous

"Is it because ten yuan Chinese is better..." "I also taught you a lot of bad words..." (Don't be jealous, my husband only loves you)

Che said to J: Yeah~ let’s raise a puppy -_-vThe white one is called "Marshmallow" and the black one is called "Cinnamon"

Che: The cruel thing is S.. Sad things are D... Beautiful things are Y...

J: I don’t know what it means... - -;;;;

Che: Cruel things are SEX. .The sadness is DIE..The beauty is YOU.. (This is what the princess said? What does it mean? Who can translate it!!!)

Siyuan: I believe that the church will be blessed by God. Alive

Heechul: So am I alive because of the curse... (I started bullying Xiao10 again)

Talk about Lee Sang-woo around me:

< p>Everyone: Even if he is hit by the wind, he is still so handsome

Che: I have felt it since just now. I think he is really handsome~ Do you think I am like that too?

Subtitles: Offline Supreme Kim Heechul (more than once, I won’t talk about you~~~)

Hyun Joong’s Fourth Dimension

Before his debut, Yingsheng is looking down from the height of the building

Hyunjoong: Yeah, you will fall... How could you die before your debut?

Young-sang’s MPICK special, Hyun-joong said to the dog...

Hyun-joong: Today is a good day

Jung-min is filming

< p>Zhengmin: What are you doing?

Hyun Joong: I'm sleeping...because I'm a sleepy lazy guy!

Then he continued

Hyunjoong: Ah, so much snow... Legend has it that there will be a heavy snowfall every 100 years. Everyone knows it, right?

Yingsheng stopped talking (because he saw a wild horse) (Da Ma Zhengmin~)

Hyun Joong: SooDal~speaks human language

Saw a wild horse The Pearl Man Woman is in the Sea

Hyun Joong: What will you do if a shark comes out?

Zhengmin is on the radio show

Zhengmin: Why are you always late for events?

Hyun Joong: Because I’m very sleepy...

PD: Melon’s concert is coming soon, are you nervous?

Hyun Joong: Kimchi? It's time, I better start making kimchi.

(Note: The pronunciations of 'kimchi' and 'tension' in Korean are similar.

But he must know that PD will not mention kimchi to him at this time = =)

Seeing Yingsheng sleeping

Hyun Joong: He is dead...!

Talk about Hyun Joong’s foot injury

PD: Why did your foot get injured?

Hyun Joong: It smells so bad...it's rotten

Jung Min said 'He's very abnormal~'

Hyun Joong: What? Are there patients? There are also sick fish... If you go below 1,000 meters above the sea level, you can see sick fish

In August, all the members went on vacation together

When they were playing in the water, Kujong walks towards Hyunjoong

Hyunjoong: Don’t fall in love with me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Kyung Lin: "It took 30 minutes to wake up Hyun Joong, but the most important thing is that Hyun Joong woke up today. It's hard to believe this, right?"

Hyun Joong Zhong (nodding in affirmation): "Yes, it's unbelievable!" (We can't believe it too!)

Jinglin: "What do you think when I see you on the TV screen?"

Hyun Joong: "I don't have many scenes. (Nonsense, the show is almost over every time you wake up!) I found that when I open my eyes, the show is over." (Who made you the last one!)

Kyobayashi: "Let's check the sleeping status of the members today."

(The two walked towards Watanabe and Minase's room together)

Kyung Lin: "How do you feel when you see the sleeping members?"

Hyun Joong: "It's so annoying that these guys are still sleeping at this hour!" Expression, Mr. Xian Zhong, I am completely speechless)

(Walking to Ma’s room)

Kyung Lin: "I am most afraid of Jung Min."

Hyunjoong: "I'm not afraid of him." (Hyunjoong, please pay attention to the price of your words, let's see what happens to you later~)

Screen text: Later, please see and regret Hyun Joong who said this needs to be verified.

Kyung Lim: "What is Jung Min's normal personality like?"

Hyun Joong: "He talks a lot and is picky. , he is also very sensitive, I dislike him very much."

(Making breakfast)

Hyunjoong: "Our school is in Sintang-dong, the hometown of fried rice cakes. Then. I brought Grandma Ma's chili sauce there. This is the chili sauce that even my daughter-in-law can't make according to legend."

Jing Lin: "If two people eat it together, both of them will die. I don't know..."

Hyunjoong: "I don't know, I can't even notice that I'm dead."

Jinglin: "This means that even my daughter-in-law doesn't know. ?"

Hyun Joong: "I don’t know, (full of confidence) Only I know. (Mom, what do you know?)

(Took out some hexagons cake, this shape...)

Jinglin: "There are no other ingredients?"

Hyunjoong: "Other ingredients are not necessary, do you know why? ?Because we have Grandma Ma00’s chili sauce." (Subtitle: Dizzy~~~)

(Looking for other ingredients, I took out a pack of Chinese medicine from the refrigerator. This is the first time I heard that it can be used. People who are into traditional Chinese medicine~)

Hyun Joong: "This is not an ordinary traditional Chinese medicine, deer antler, bear bile. If you can only add two drops, you must add two drops. If you add three drops, it will be a failure."

(Teacher Hyun Joong started to cut the carrots)

Jinglin: "Teacher, why did you cut the carrots so thickly?"

Hyun Joong (holding a Putting a piece of carrot over his eyes): "This is a trick, it looks like ham."

(Suddenly, pouring water into the pot) Hyun Joong: "The temperature of the pot is now 180 degrees.. ..This water is not ordinary water, it is water from Antarctic ice that is about to melt."

Jing Lin (depressed): "I'm so angry, I can't record anymore! It's really like that. , are you sure?"

Xianzhong: "An acquaintance of mine brought it back to me when he went to Antarctica for inspection."

Jinglin (unreasonable): "This It's the famous Antarctic ice melting water."

Hyunjoong: "Of course."

Kyunglin: "For the members, you actually used two-thirds?"

Hyun Joong: "Even though I only have one bottle

, I used so much for frying rice sticks. (Sigh~) Hey, I originally wanted to use it when cooking ramen."

(Add the ingredients after the water boils)

Jinglin: "Then how many ingredients should be added?"

Hyunjoong: "Just mix the water."

Jinglin (very sincere compliment): " Soon, you will be invited to star in a cooking show."

Hyun Joong: "I plan to sell crabs."

(The two made cakes together. A CF)

Kyung-rim: "Kim Hyun-joong brand fried rice noodles made with Ma 00's grandma's chili sauce... Honey, ah~~~"

Hyun-joong (took a bite , exaggeratedly intoxicated): "What, who allowed you to taste so delicious?! (Supreme shamelessness!) Oh~~my belly." (CF completed, sweat!)

(In a villa on the beach)

Hyun Joong (saw a room called "Ma's House"): "Disgusting" Jung-min, please come to this room. ."

(In Ma's house, Ma and the other four are discussing who will sleep with him)

Ma: "Whoever wants to share a room with me, please raise your hand. "(cold scene)

Ma: "I won't torture you, I can swear that. (Pleading) I, Jung-min, will be an angel when I wake up"

Kyujong:" Should we take a look at the information screen?"

Ma: "Can't you believe it?"

Minase: "Within a few episodes, your hair will be pulled out. "

Ma: "Please believe me." (Continue to beg ING~)

Hyunjoong: "My mother said, Hyunjoong, you have circular alopecia, you still have it? Don’t you know why I’m wearing a hat?"

(In the end, Kyu Jong was still very obedient~)

(At the beach, SS501 improvised, Ma played a love crisis Marginal male protagonist)

Ma (fully committed): "Go away! Leave me quickly!"

Kyujong: "CUT! You should go away!" (Ma He has been ruining the performance of the other four before)

Hyun Joong: "It’s better that we just go away."

Ma (no matter how many, continue to be hysterical, MS yells at the four) ): "Go away! Nothing has gone well for me since I met you!"

Hyun Joong (disdainful): "(After meeting you), nothing has gone well for me either~~"

(In the episode about waking up Kyung-rim, the five introduced themselves in front of Kyung-rim JJ’s parents)

Hyun-joong: "My name is Kim Hyun-joong, and I am the captain of this team. Although I said on TV Sleep more, that's all a TV program arrangement."

(What an absolute quibble, no wonder the frightened PD clarified on the font: That's definitely not a TV arrangement!)

(That's an absolute quibble. I want to take revenge on Hyun Joong, who has the highest fighting power, because Jing Lin has been teased by Ma He Shui before and it's ridiculous~)

Hyun Joong: "Hey~ I'll go turn her back into a woman." (Why? Feeling so cold?~~)

Hyun Joong: "Everyone remember that aunt's appearance. She is really a shadow. Alas~~ (gloomy, angry, gloomy), now, with my broad mind With a big heart, turn the image of the children destroyed back into that of a woman."

(Help Ding 1 prepare meals)

"This is not an ordinary carrot, this is very precious , only grows one centimeter a year" (Hu Chui Meng Kan)

"Do you think this looks like an egg? It's an eagle egg. This is not an ordinary eagle egg. It's an endangered eagle egg. This is a bald eagle egg."

Jing Lin (picking up a piece of cucumber depressedly): "Let's see how long you can blow it. Where’s this cucumber?”

Hyun Joong: “It’s an ordinary cucumber, so you have to prepare at least an ordinary one. "(It makes sense, thousand-year-old carrots, eagle eggs, and cucumbers should be more common~)"

Cut cabbage

Jinglin: "Teacher, what is the cutting method?" < /p>

Hyunjoong: "Achefa, the 'ah' was cut off in one go"

MC Liu: "Hyunjoong, is there anything you envy about Myungsu?"

MC Liu: "Hyunjoong, is there anything about Myungsu that you envy?"

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Hyun Joong (MS thought a little painfully): “Own a fried chicken restaurant.

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MC Liu (laughing violently): “What about Hu Dong? ”

Hyun Joong: “Owner of a barbecue restaurant. "(Everyone laughed again~~)