Double eleven talks about sending friends.

1, karma will, and I will be the next one to chop.

2. There are thousands of wardrobe clothes in Qian Qian, and only the new ones are the best.

3. I vaguely remember that the original intention of online shopping was to save money.

4, double 1 1 You chop your hands, and I have to save my hands to move bricks.

I have given up the down payment and will not buy 100%.

6, eating soil teenagers double 1 1 chop hands and feet, physically disabled and determined to move the world.

7. When I arrived at Shuang 1 1, I found it a pity to throw away a lot of clothes.

8, the only shopping cart in the Double Eleven, the picture was cut off, and it's time to make money.

9. When paying the deposit, I feel that I can afford everything.

10, double 1 1 6, I'm still single! This heart is so cold! Come and meet Erkang!

1 1. Can someone help me empty my shopping cart? No one. I'll ask later.

12, only10,21,double eleven opens, and the deposit is paid first and then the final payment is paid.

13 my brother Jiang, for two women, the double eleven actually emptied the shopping cart!

14, cold weather, double 1 1, hands-free, really suitable for turning on the air conditioner.

15. Don't forget, you will see idolized dogs at base camp and concerts. Double 1 1.

16, I have spent all my money in advance to prevent two sides! I don't think there is anything wrong with it.

17. What car is easy to overload and will cause serious losses, but the law does not prohibit it? God replied: shopping cart!

18, the double eleven is coming. I don't know why my husband has put away all the bank cards at home.

19. Why should a treasure double eleven set the final payment at one o'clock in the evening? I just want to buy a shampoo, so I can bear it?

20. I really don't know about the messy full reduction and deposit expansion. I only knew that what I needed to buy was cheaper than usual, so I bought it.

2 1. Since I met Ma Yun, I have achieved two major successes: successful login and successful payment. I also have my own car: a shopping cart. I also understand my shortcomings: lack of balance!

22. One month after the "Double Eleven", the soil content in China dropped sharply, because a group of new species called soil-eating girls appeared. Sorry, my father is a big eater and can chew a brick.

23. Oh, yes, except for the double 1 1. I don't have to work overtime in a hurry. Only then did I remember that this is another year's Singles Day. I found an article I saw in a circle of friends before and gave it to this great festival. There is no hope this year. Let's look forward to next year.

24. Swear to God, pick up your hand before you buy something!

25. After the Double Eleven, let's eat dirt together.

26, double eleven deposit can be used in advance, anyway, it is already poor.

Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

28. Have you tried the shopping festival? Or do you want to celebrate Singles Day?

29. Saving the Chopper Party is a different activity of111.

30. This year's Double Eleven, I bought more than before.

3 1, I felt distressed after buying it for a month, and regretted not buying it for a lifetime. I bought it at buy buy.

32. I have a priceless car. Its name is shopping cart.

33. Every time buy buy buys it, he will regret it, but he will never change.

34. What the Double Eleven emptied was not my shopping cart, but my Alipay.

35, double eleven shopping is not for yourself, parents and family have bought it.

36. Last year's clothes don't match my temperament this year. Double 1 1 must be chopped.

37. In the past, people asked me when to take off the order, but now they ask me if I want to place an order.

38. Thank you for watching the live broadcast of the baby before 0 o'clock yesterday. I held hands to save it.

There are too many unhappy things in life, and shopping can easily resolve our unhappiness.

40. Whether in prosperity or adversity, health or disease, happiness or sadness, go shopping on Taobao Double Eleven!

4 1, this year's double eleven activities began to pay the deposit last night, and the salary just got was gone before it was hot.

42. Everything on the Double Eleven is so cheap that I have the desire to shop. I thought about it for a noon, but I couldn't think of anything missing. Later I figured it out and was short of money.

43. Thanks to Shuang 1 1, I am strong and have withstood four key blows: even if I am single, I still have no money to buy it. I wanted to buy it, but it was off the shelf. After buying it, you have to eat dirt … ...

44. What supports me to keep my simple and beautiful personality in this colorful world in the face of the annual shopping spree? A: Poor!

45. If I grab shoes tonight, I will get new shoes and happiness. If I can't get it, I will save a lot of money, so I am very happy. To sum up, whether I get it or not, I am happy. Come on, last payer.

46. My wife is a very housekeeping woman. On the night before the Double Eleven every year, she goes to bed early after dinner. However, I haven't woken up since I slept this year. I'm a little worried. Did I take too many sleeping pills?

47. Other people's younger brothers are handsome and rich, and my younger brother … my younger brother can't be described as handsome and rich for a long time. It's a male god, a male god, you know? I hope my brother can send me a red envelope when he sees this circle of friends. After all, the double eleven has arrived. ...

48, the deposit cooled down for a while, and the last payment wanted to hit the wall.

49. I just smashed my left hand and now my right hand is visiting a circle of friends.

50. Double Eleven is the pickpocket party's favorite and most hated festival.