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Movies, classic lines and dialogues, classic sentences, etc.
2. I haven't labeled myself as happy for a long time. Occasionally, I have a feeling of life that is not bad, but life is full of more inspirational phrases, such as, just bear with it.
3. A person's emotional limit is limited. When we are still young, we can only scrimp and save the rest of our lives regardless of our impulsive consumption.
4. In this dish, the saffron is put together with the sausage, which means that the semi-dried sausage absorbs some saffron flavor. You put a fully dried sausage on me, That make no difference!
5. What is happiness? For me, it's not the bullshit that is loyal to my heart and let it go. Whether people live happily or not depends entirely on how my neighbors live.
6. You think it's earth-shaking and you want nothing, but in the eyes of the other party, it's just an unreasonable storm, and people are expecting it to pass quickly.
7. Everyone will get old and become vulgar. If you want to live at eighteen, you can only die the day before you are nineteen. Therefore, never laugh at those who go down the mountain on the way up, tired like a dead dog. Do you understand?
8, this dish, let the saffron and sausage together, that is, let the semi-dry sausage absorb some saffron flavor. You put a dried sausage on me,
9. People will feel stupid because ignorance has temporarily covered your mind with dust. It doesn't matter, it will be blown away by the wind one day.
1. The origin of the elephant god is a story that sounds a little awkward to me: Shiva went out to practice and left his wife and children at home for twenty years. I came back twenty years later and found my wife parvati lying in bed with a man. Shiva is also very angry. Without saying anything, she cut off the man's head on the bed, and her wife suddenly collapsed: You cut your own son! After walking for twenty years, my son has grown up! Shiva is silly. She has gone too far this time. What should she do? When I was in a hurry, I cut off the head of an elephant standing by the road and put it on my son. Thus, Shiva's son became half man and half elephant. Fortunately, this child has a big heart, is optimistic, and has a high degree of acceptance of new things. He doesn't feel anything wrong because he has an elephant head. His personality is optimistic and sincere, lively and cheerful, and everyone loves him.
11. What I am wearing are other bells. A bell was hung by the landlord for me. Every time I pay the rent, it will ring desperately. A bell was hung to me by the editor-in-chief, and tied to the landlord's bell, sometimes forming a duet; There is also a bell, which was hung for me by the city of Beijing. Whenever I was bullied and snubbed by it, I was disheartened. When I thought about going home with my luggage, even if I gritted my teeth and decided to leave, there would always be a faint call in my heart, just like this bell, wanting me not to go and wanting me to stay.
12. Actually, I hate the activity of mountain climbing. It took me a long time to climb to the top, and then I climbed down with my eyebrows drooping and my eyes groaning. What is the significance of this process? To be honest, I still don't understand. However, now I understand that many things in life are the same as the process of climbing mountains.
13. As a girl from a small place who comes to work in a big city, she doesn't have a house or a car. That's your privacy. I have no right to ask. Be fair with me?
14. Come back if you can't hold on! At home, at least I have a hot meal.
15. Hey, where do you live? I'll take you! -No, the company assigned me a car. -You booked this car for an hour, right? It's almost over now.
16. As a girl from a small place who comes to work in a big city, she doesn't have a house or a car. That's your privacy and I have no right to ask. Be fair with me? so funny!
17. Come back if you can't hold on! At home, at least I have a hot meal.
18. Hang out with Uncle Chan, and I'll keep you happy every day! -What do you mean, you!
19. Is it cool? Cool is not enough? Still have to be cool all day!
2. Are you kidding? -You have no right to joke with me!
21 Cheng Yumeng (NiNi): In this dish, putting saffron and sausage together means letting the semi-dried sausage absorb some saffron flavor. If you put a fully dried sausage on me, the meaning will be the same.
22Lily (Liu Zi): You are a girl who comes from a small place to work hard in a big city, and you have no house or car. That's your privacy. I have no right to ask.
25 RoyceWong (Jing Bo Ran): hanging out with Master Chan will make you feel good every day
Cheng Yumeng (NiNi): What do you mean
26 RoyceWong (Jing Bo Ran): Cheng Tianshuang? Classic, cool is not enough, but also cool all day, just kidding, you know? !
Cheng Yumeng (NiNi): You are not qualified to joke with me!
27 RoyceWong (Jing Bo Ran): Hey, Master, look, I've had a heart-to-heart talk with you, and I'm not afraid to be listed as a joke here. I just want to ask, do you think it's useful for me to buy some turtles and let them go free?
28. You give all your trust, worship and love to a person. If the other person doesn't cherish you, or there is no equal relationship between you, then your dumping behavior will only increase the pressure on the other person, even in the eyes of the other person. This is your unilateral, irresponsible and emotional defecation.
29, that day will come, no one can escape, a person's emotional limit is limited, when we are still young, regardless of the impulse to spend, the rest of the day can only be careful. So Li Xuexue need not worry.
3. People will feel stupid because stupidity has temporarily covered your mind with dust. It doesn't matter, it will be blown away by the wind one day.
31. Now Li Xuexue doesn't understand that only selfishness is the premise of self-love. Many years ago, I was like her.
32. You give all your trust, worship and love to someone. If the other person doesn't cherish you, or there is no equal relationship between you, then your dumping behavior will only increase the pressure on the other person-even in the eyes of the other person, this is your unilateral behavior.
33. Everyone will get old, and everyone will become vulgar. If you want to live until you are eighteen, you can only die the day before you are nineteen. Therefore, never laugh at those who go down the mountain on the way up, tired like a dead dog. Do you understand?
34. We are all children of ordinary families. We must master how to deal with people and how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. If I refuse to face it all the time, one day, I will become a person who is incompatible with others, pretending to be stupid every day and deceiving myself.
35. No matter how anxious you are or how scared you are, we can't rush forward now. It's no use rushing out. We can't fly. Now we just need to wait quietly for the wind to come. The upcoming movie Waiting for the Wind
The upcoming movie Waiting for the Wind
Waiting for the Wind records the story of a tour group composed of food columnist Cheng Yumeng, rich second-generation RoyceWong who wants to "find the meaning of life" and newly lovelorn college graduate Li Xuexue looking for happiness in a foreign country. This new work, which Bao Jingjing thought was "the most touching", hit the dream of humble white-collar workers, and made people who lost themselves in the struggle "suck oxygen into their hearts and bind them loosely". At present, the novel has been adapted into a movie of the same name by director Huatao Teng, which is also a big-screen work jointly created by director Huatao Teng and Bao Jingjing after 33 Days of Lovelorn. The film will be released on December 31st, 2xx, starring Jing Bo Ran and NiNi, and more than 4/5 scenes of the whole film will be shot in Nepal.
1. Is it cool? Cool is not enough? Still have to be cool all day!
2. Hang out with Uncle Chan, and I'll keep you happy every day! -What do you mean, you!
3. Are you kidding? -You have no right to joke with me!
4. Hey, where do you live? I'll take you! -No, the company assigned me a car. -You booked this car for an hour, right? It's almost over now.
5. Now Li Xuexue doesn't understand that only selfishness is the premise of self-love-I was like her many years ago.
6. I often go to the mortuary to see the bodies. Those bodies seem to tell me that they shouldn't be dead.
7. If I let a criminal go today, there may be an innocent person lying in the street tomorrow, which is why I became a policeman.
8. it's very kind of you, sir. it's not easy to be a boss!
9. If I leave a person I like alone, I will be alone in the street again tomorrow, which is why I pick up girls.
1. A person's emotional limit is limited. When we are young, we can only scrimp and save the rest of our lives regardless of our impulsive consumption.
11. I haven't labeled myself as "happiness" for a long time. Occasionally, I have the feeling of "not bad" and "getting by", but life is full of inspirational phrases like "just bear it".
12. You give all your trust, worship and love to a person. If the other person doesn't cherish you, or there is no equal relationship between you, then your dumping behavior will only increase the pressure on the other person-even in the eyes of the other person, this is your unilateral, irresponsible and emotional defecation.
13. "No matter how anxious you are or how scared you are, we can't rush forward now. It's no use rushing out. We can't fly. Now we just need to wait quietly for the wind to come. "
14. "Finally, he told me on the phone that it doesn't matter if I don't want to grow up, but one day, I have to live in a real world, which is not as good as I thought. He has no ability to protect me all the time, and I have no ability to refuse to grow up forever.
15. My neighbors live on bread and water every day. I will be happier if I eat instant noodles with ham sausage. Neighbors stew elbows and fry hairtail every day, so my bowl of instant noodles is completely worth swallowing with tears.
16. We are all children of ordinary families. We must master how to deal with people and how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. If I always refuse to face it, one day, I will become a person who is incompatible with others, pretending to be stupid every day and deceiving myself. " This neighbor doesn't have to live next door, they are everywhere in my life.
17, bear grudges so deeply, probably because: I believe this sentence.
18. To put it mildly, youth is sometimes like a cold joke. It will take years to know where the joke was at that time.
19. What is happiness? For me, it's not the bullshit that is loyal to my heart and let it go. Whether people live happily or not depends entirely on how my neighbors live.
2. You think it's earth-shaking and you want nothing, but in the eyes of the other party, it's just an unreasonable storm, and people are expecting it to pass quickly.
21. Everyone will get old, and everyone will become vulgar. If you want to live until you are eighteen, you can only die the day before you are nineteen. Therefore, never laugh at those who go down the mountain on the way up, tired like a dead dog. Do you understand?
22, this dish, let the saffron and sausage together, that is, let the semi-dry sausage absorb some saffron flavor. You put a dried sausage for me,
23. "People will feel stupid because ignorance has temporarily covered your mind with dust. It doesn't matter, it will be blown away by the wind one day."
24. The origin of the elephant god is a story that sounds a little awkward to me: Shiva went out to practice and left his wife and children at home for twenty years. I came back twenty years later and found my wife parvati lying in bed with a man. Shiva is also very angry. Without saying anything, she cut off the man's head on the bed, and his wife suddenly collapsed: "You cut your own son! After walking for twenty years, my son has grown up! " Shiva is silly. She has gone too far this time. What should she do? When I was in a hurry, I cut off the head of an elephant standing by the road and put it on my son. Thus, Shiva's son became half man and half elephant. Fortunately, this child has a big heart, is optimistic, and has a high degree of acceptance of new things. He doesn't feel anything wrong because he has an elephant head. His personality is optimistic and sincere, lively and cheerful, and everyone loves him.
25. What I am wearing are other bells. A bell was hung by the landlord for me. Every time I pay the rent, it will ring desperately. A bell was hung to me by the editor-in-chief, and tied to the landlord's bell, sometimes forming a duet; There is also a bell, which was hung for me by the city of Beijing. Whenever I was bullied and snubbed by it, I was disheartened. When I thought about going home with my luggage, even if I gritted my teeth and decided to leave, there would always be a faint call in my heart, just like this bell, wanting me not to go and wanting me to stay.
26. Actually, I hate the activity of climbing mountains. It took me a long time to climb to the top, and then I clambered down. What is the significance of this process? To be honest, I still don't understand. However, now I understand that many things in life are the same as the process of climbing mountains.
27. As a girl from a small place who comes to work in a big city, she doesn't have a house or a car. That's your privacy and I have no right to ask. Be fair with me?
28. Come back if you can't hold on! At home, at least I have a hot meal. I'm waiting, waiting for the wind to come to you. How difficult is it to be friends? You have to have a joke, a topic and everything in tune to become a friend in tune, but how simple it is to lose a friend, but in a word, you are no longer a friend, and all the harmony will collapse instantly.
2. It was probably windy last night, and the petals of white hibiscus covered the ground. She walked out step by step among the petals, as if walking at the tip of a knife, so it hurt so much. That's something that never belonged to her,
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