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My name is my decision

I decide my name1

Do you like your name? I don't like it anyway. My name is Yang Yi, and many people call me Xiaoyang or Little Sheep. My name is simple, but many classmates actually spelled my "art" in various ways. I know that there are five or six people with the same name as me. It’s extremely uncomfortable!

The teacher said: "Look, you don't have your own name. Otherwise, let you name yourself. As soon as the teacher finished speaking, I was so excited that I felt like I was going to be reborn.

I thought about it and wrote down some new names. These names are particularly funny: Yang Xiaoyi, Yang Xiaoya, Yang Yayi... My favorite is the name "Raising Little Duck", because I want to raise a baby the most. Duck, I think this name is good. At the end, I handed over the note with "Yang Xiaoya" on it.

I thought, would the teacher announce the answer? Will you laugh at me?

At this time, Teacher Lin said: "Let's play a game! "

The students listened, and the teacher continued, "You have to remember your names, and whose name I will report. Anyone who is late will be punished. "The game started. Teacher Lin reported all kinds of weird names one by one. The most interesting one was Chen Yixun's new name, which was actually called "Alipay". She must really want to be rich. I was also very nervous, thinking: If the teacher reports me, will I not respond? Will my classmates laugh at me?" When the teacher reported: "Yang Xiaoya!" I shouted: "Yang Xiaoya is here! "Everyone burst into laughter. But it was finally over.

I thought: This name is funny, but it’s ugly. I’d better change it back to the original name! I decide my name 2

I decide my name. Today, in our last homework arrangement class, we held such an activity.

I decide my name. My name has a lot of origins. "Yuan" is my father's surname. As for Qilu, it was because my parents were buying mats in Shandong at that time. By the way, I was born in Shandong, because the full name of Shandong is "Qilu". "Earth", so I called the last two characters of my name Qilu. How about it? Profound meaning, right?

I decide my name. Next came the part of choosing a name. I immediately took out the Xinhua Dictionary and read it word by word. However, this method was like "finding a needle in a haystack". It didn't take long before I was "killed". So, I decided to try my luck. I turned over randomly, "1, 2, 3, stop!" I turned over the words "Yes, thunder..." These words were not what I wanted. So I turned over again, ah! It still doesn't work. I tried this many times, but to no avail. I was a little anxious when I saw that other students had submitted their papers. Suddenly, the word "Tsinghua" popped up in my mind. I might as well call him Yuan Qinghua! Yuan Qinghua has two meanings: First, it is my wish since childhood, that is, I hope to be admitted to Tsinghua University. But the word "Qing" in the dictionary means pure and innocent. I hope that I will be an innocent person and love China in the future.

I decide my name. Next, I will call the roll call. The names reported are really diverse, such as Lou Yalei, Yuan Tingyu, Miao Chenggong, Zheng Shuo, Jiang Taoyue...

Me I decide the name. In the final competition, Guo Ye submitted 9 entries, Chen Zijian submitted 7 entries, and the champion was Zhuo Hang. Signed up for 10.

I decide my name. Is my name cool enough? I decide my name 3

"My name is Mr. Lin! My name is President Wang! My name is -" Huh? This voice came from somewhere. It turned out that our composition class was going to hold an activity with the theme of "My name is my decision".

In the morning, we came to the composition class early. I wonder what interesting things will happen today? Not long after, the teacher came to the classroom and said to us: "Today we are going to change our names and see whose name is interesting and nice. I will give you five minutes."

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At first, the classroom was silent and thinking hard; then there was a "commotion". Some students were talking and laughing; some students were thinking hard; some students were writing furiously and scribbling. , scribbled; some students looked very confident and seemed very satisfied with their new names.

When the five minutes were up, we wrote our new names in the notebook and took turns. Give the teacher your new name to test how good the teacher’s memory is. After reading it over, the teacher walked off the stage and pointed at the students to greet them one by one: “You are Lu Ge. "That's right." "From now on, you, the northwest wind, have appeared in the world again." "You are Zhang Daqian, you are Lu Buwei, you are Qin Shihuang..." Haha, in the end, the teacher actually remembered two-thirds of the new names. We were all impressed. Just taking a glance, the teacher's memory is also very good. Okay, or is our name too good?

As for me, I want to be the president of a big company in the future, so I initially gave myself a new name, "Lin Zonghao", but I always gave it a new name. It feels awkward, but after thinking about it, my original name is better. After all, it was my parents who gave it to me. I don’t have the final say in my name, so please call me "Lin Zixuan" 4

“My name is Chubiya” “Here we come! "Hey, whose name is so strange? I turned my head involuntarily, and it turned out that a tall, very strong-looking boy was signing up! The whole class burst into laughter.

My name is Ye Xinran , this name was given by my husband, which means Ye is my last name, Xin means prosperity, Ran means nature, and nature means I love nature very much.

This time, the teacher gave it to us. A name show was held. I was not satisfied with my name from the beginning, and my parents didn’t discuss it with me. I really wanted to give myself a perfect name.

This time the teacher asked us to give it a name. Choose a name yourself and write down the reason, regardless of the number of words or surname, just do whatever you want.

Suddenly the classroom was silent, and some students were thinking hard there: Ye Hui, Hui Xue, Jixiang, Chihuahua, Xiangbao, Xia Wen, Fengming... Some students frowned, and some were already writing. Finally, I came up with a name called "Hui Chenxue". The first reason is, I was born on a winter morning; the second reason is that "Huichen" combined means that I get up early in the morning to read, and I become very smart after reading; the third reason is kindness, purity, and cuteness.

Wu Chunxuan was named "Leng Feng", which means he is afraid of the cold and likes to play gunfights, and is as powerful as an ox; Chen Shufan was named "Chen Gongyou", which means he is very good at work; "Pick Tooth" was chosen by Zhang Jichen Because he wanted to get rich. The teacher also joked and asked Zhang Jichen to leave this name to his baby.

When the roll call started, Yang Xingrui answered: "Leng Feng". Wu Chunxuan replied... Some students were still unfamiliar with the new name and couldn't react for a long time.

In the end, Zhang Jichen's "Pick the Coin Teeth" won the best creative award; Yu Wentao's "Niu Bi" won the award. "Won the best naming expert award.

Today's naming game was so fun. I will play these games next time. After passing this game, I know that my parents are not willing to give me a name. It's easy! I decide my name 5

Today, we had a Chinese class, which was very interesting.

As soon as the school bell rang, the teacher walked into the classroom with a smile and greeted us. Say: “Do you like your name? Tell me why you like it and why you don't like it. "The first person to speak was Li Jinggao. He said: "I don't like my name very much because there is the word 'tall' in my name. My parents want me to grow taller. What if I grow into a giant? Woolen cloth? "Xie Jiaxian continued: "I don't like my name either. People always say that I am a idler. "

The teacher smiled slightly: "Today I will give you a power, which is to give yourself a name you like and write it on paper.

"Oh my god, our names are all decided by our elders. Is it our turn today?

I thought about it and wrote a new name on the paper: Yu Xing. After writing, I looked around. Some people were still thinking, and some were looking everywhere like me...

The teacher collected the names of the students and said loudly: "I want to name them!" Just listen to the teacher's order: "Snow White!" Feng Xiaoxue stood up and replied loudly: "Princess Snow White is here!" "It turns out that she hopes she is as beautiful as a princess.

"Yu Xing! "

" Yu Xing is here! "I heard the teacher call my new name, and I felt a little proud. "Why is it called Xing? Do you want to be a little star? "The teacher asked with a smile.

"No, I hope that I can be as ordinary as the stars in the sky, but I can also shine my own light. Make the sky more beautiful. "As soon as I finished speaking, the teacher took the lead in applauding and said: "Yes, although the stars are ordinary, they are indispensable in the sky. "

get out of class is over, I feel that time flies so fast. The happiness is short-lived, but the laughter is still flowing in my mind... I decide my name 6

Mine My name is Zhu Lina. To be honest, there are more than 3,000 people with this name, and there are many people with this name in school. So, I think about it every day: When can I choose my own name? I also asked my parents. , but they replied: “Let’s talk about it later! "This makes me very embarrassed.

Today, this good opportunity has come, I can finally choose my own name. Hmm - ha! I thought of it! My new name will be "Sakura Falling"! I think. Do you know the reason? Then - listen to me!

First, because the cherry blossoms are very beautiful and pink, and I like cherry blossoms; second, because the cherry blossoms look like fairies in the sky when they fall. Dance; thirdly, because I think the name "Sakura Siluo" is very nice and easy to remember.

Everyone has different names: banana, mango, apple, watermelon; They use plant names, such as tiger orchids, cactus, roses; some use the names of characters in Journey to the West, such as Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie; some use vegetable names, such as eggplant, green vegetables, potatoes... everyone's names are really good. Fun!

Next it’s game time. This game is called “New Name”. We are divided into two teams, one is called “Ghost Team” and the other is called “Ghost Team”. I was sent to "fight" with Shi Ningyue from the "Cute Team". I pointed out the airplane flowers, potatoes, apples and cute bears of the "Cute Team", and Shi Ningyue also pointed out the enthusiasm and sports cars of the "Ghost Team". We just "battled" with each other, and in the end, the two people from the "cute team" and our "ghost team" didn't name it, and we won.

This activity is really interesting. Ah! I decide my name 7

Everyone has his own name, because no one consults with us when we are born, and each of us cannot decide on our own name. But today, Teacher Muzi let me. We thought of a name ourselves, and I was very happy.

When I heard this question, some students were very happy, some were very anxious, and some were happy.

I was very happy. My name is "Zhang Xinuo". The reason why I don't like this name is because the word "Xi" is rare and the name is too strange. When I was thinking hard, I observed that some of the students around me were confident and some were confused. Suddenly, I had an idea and decided to call him "Zhang Chichi".

Why did I call him this name? There were several times when I bought something. I asked for money but forgot to take the change, so I had to be called: "Little girl, little girl, you forgot to take your money." "It was then that I realized what I was doing and ran to get it. My friends often laughed at me for being stupid.

I picked up the word "eat" when I went to Huimin Street in Xi'an... because I ate at Huimin Street during the holidays. Here we have: a big squid, twenty duck intestines, a steamed bun, a bowl of beef noodles, a fried ice cream, and a grilled banana. I was so hungry that my mother gave it to me as a "snack."

When the roll call came, each of us was nervous, fearing that our new names would be revealed.

The most interesting thing is that we also heard many strange names, which made us all dumbfounded. When the teacher read "Tao Aoliji", we all held our stomachs and laughed. If I took a sip of water, I would laugh out loud. After reading: "Zhang Chichi", I quickly jumped up and shouted: "Zhang Chichi!" The whole class burst into laughter, and I also laughed wildly.

This "My name is my decision" activity is so fun! It would be great if you could really change your name! My name is my decision 8

Hello everyone, my name is Lai Letong. I have been troubled by this name. Today in class, the teacher just asked us to choose a new name for ourselves, and it is what we like. Hehe, This opportunity finally came, I had been meaning to pronounce my new name for a long time!

First of all, the teacher handed out a piece of paper and had to write the new name and the old name on the paper. My new name is Audrey Ben II. Well, by the way, the reason why I chose this name is: Audrey Ben is an excellent movie star. She is not only beautiful and famous, but also elegant and gentle. I like to watch her film "Roman Holiday" the most. 》, she has always been my idol! After that, the teacher announced: "Share the names you have chosen with everyone!" So, we handed in the names we had written.

"De!" The teacher read the new name given by a classmate. The classmate hurriedly stood up and shouted: "Virtue!" The teacher read about the boss, and a fat male classmate stood up. He couldn't even straighten his waist, and he didn't look like a boss at all! We immediately bent over with laughter! There is a male classmate who named himself "Pingguo". Sure enough, his face was round and red, and he did look like an apple. The teacher shouted happily: "Liu Xue'er!" "Liu Xue'er" hesitated for a while, then stood up and said shyly: "Here!" Because of her slowness, she was called to the podium to write her new name, which caused a burst of laughter.

When the teacher read about me, I stood up quickly with a "soar" sound, and my heart was on edge. Although I pretended to be nonchalant, my heartbeat speeded up. I shouted After finishing my new name, my heart dropped like a heavy stone...

Haha, this class was so interesting, it made my stomach hurt! My name is my decision 9

When we came to school today, the teacher taught us about names. I thought to myself: Did the teacher change his career to become a Feng Shui master?

While talking, the teacher suddenly said to us nervously: Children, give yourself a new name today! "Tch, our doomsday has come. I felt that the sky suddenly became dark, and the happy cloud slowly floated away. The teacher's words instantly stirred up waves, and the students took action one after another. My deskmate looked serious, and two The eyes were bulging as big as two soybeans. Classmate Xiao Zhou was depressed and lying listlessly on the table; classmate Xiao Zhang was smiling like a bee that had eaten nectar; but classmate Xiao Wang was dancing around. . The classmates all said their new names. When it came to me, I hadn't decided yet. All their eyes turned to me. Yes, it was Qin Feng. The name sounds so domineering. I finally passed the teacher's test. It's really dangerous.

Then the teacher asked us to tell the story behind our names. Zhang Haoyi said, "I want to move forward bravely like Hao Lang and never back down." "Leng Yi Linglong said: I hope I am smart and handy, happy every day, and everything goes well. "Wei Xiaotian said: I hope my martial arts will get better and better, and I can defeat invincible opponents in the world." Zhou Yuelong said: I hope I can fly like a dragon in the sky, freely. "I said: I hope I can be a powerful detective like the detective on TV." Suddenly there was warm applause in the classroom, and I felt that the happy cloud above my head was floating back again.

It turns out that this little name contains so much knowledge! My name is my decision 10

On Saturday, Teacher Chen took us to play a game called "My name is my decision."

The students all took out a piece of paper, some scratched their heads, not knowing how to write for a long time, some looked left and right, some picked up the pen and started writing, I I picked up the pen and was about to write, but I was quite satisfied with my name. What should I do? At this time, I remembered that I could add a word to it, so I thought of Si, Wang Siting is not very good, so I used a female student named Zhou Sihan. Wouldn’t it be repetitive? I thought of Xizi, Wang Xiting, Wang Tingxi, It was awkward to think about it, so I thought of "Yi", Wang Yiting, um, not bad, let's just say Wang Yiting. That's it, I handed the paper over

The teacher read the name, but who knew, the teacher himself I haven't read it yet, but it made me laugh. The teacher finally held back his laughter and said: "Zhang Xiaofei" Zhang Xiaofei is very good, Xiao, Xiao unrestrained, fly, fly. But the next second, the teacher wrote on the blackboard I heard these three words, Concubine Zhang Xiao. At this time, a Zhang from our class said, Concubine Zhang Xiao, why don’t you become a concubine? It made the whole class laugh

The teacher said again, Chen juice, orange juice. The teacher said again, whoever wants to drink water in the future, we will go to Chen juice, and it is free, and the whole class was in joy. Laughing, at this time, Chen Zhi’s classmate started yelling, “Orange Juice, get me some water quickly, I’m thirsty,” Chen Zhi smiled sheepishly

The teacher called me next , saying that my name is well chosen, let me tell you what does this name mean? Wang Because my surname is Wang, I want to be obedient to my parents, Ting, slim and graceful.

Next time, I’ll give it a proper name so it doesn’t look like they are making a fool of themselves. I decide my name11

Everyone has his or her own name. But when our elders chose our names, they neither discussed it with us nor obtained our consent.

My name is Kang Hanyang, and my grandfather gave me my name. "Kang" means health, "Han" means a man, and "Yang" means the sun. I like this name very much because it is the blessing of my whole family, hoping that I will be a sunny man.

Some classmates in our school made jokes because of their homophonic names, such as Duan Ming - short-lived; Shen Jingbing - crazy... Today, the teacher asked us to rename ourselves. We were all eager to try, and we were very happy and happy. I thought: This time I am going to show off my skills and finally get rid of the nickname "Healthy Hospital".

Today, let us take charge of our own names! Ask the students to choose a name for themselves, regardless of the number of words or last name, just do whatever you want, as long as it is a name you like. When choosing a name, some scratched their heads, some looked at their classmates when they couldn't think of it, and some used a pen to draw strokes on the table! It seems that picking a name is really not easy. I chose the name "Ultraman Geed (Emperor Form)" because I wanted to protect the earth and become a great hero.

The roll call is about to take place, and some students seem to be thinking: God, please, don’t call me! Will my name make other people laugh their front teeth off? New names: "Rob" is Ma Yun; "Bill Gai" is the girl Wang Ximeng, who wants to be better than Bill Gates; "Shame" is Wang Xinyue, this name is too ridiculous; "Ling" is Yu Zhaoyu, who is It means flying.

"Hahaha..." There were bursts of laughter in the classroom, and my game continued. I decide my name 12

"My name is Xia Wenrui!" Because my name is difficult to write and not very good, this is the name my grandma found out in the dictionary.

Today, the teacher wants us to get it ourselves! "Okay!" "Okay!" Because our names are all chosen by our parents without consulting us.

Before the activity, the teacher showed us a lot of interesting names, which made us laugh from ear to ear! For example: Du Zitong - stomachache; Shi Zhenxiang - shit smells so good... all kinds of funny names.

The event has begun. There is no need to consider the last name or the number of words. You can choose a name as you like.

We all scratched our heads and racked our brains, not knowing what to choose. Some of us frowned, thinking hard, and some of our eyes glanced at others from time to time!

I first thought of two celebrities - Dilireba and Wang Yuan. Because I like them very much, the name they formed was "Dilraba", but it didn't sound very good either. I changed the name of the "heat source". Am I afraid of heat? Not very good either! What to take? I also thought hard and finally chose "Wen Fengming".

The names have been taken, and the teacher wants to call them. We all listen nervously, and those who report their names say "arrive", "Leng Feng!" "Arrive!", "Chen Gongyou!" "Arrived!", "Picasso!" "Arrived!", "Hui Chenxue!" "Arrived!", "Wen Fengming!" "Arrived!", "Niu Bi!" "Arrived!", "Pick coin teeth !""arrive!".

Haha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! "Leng Feng" was chosen by Wu Chunxuan. He felt that he liked fighting but was afraid of the cold.

Zhang Jichen chose the name "Coin Picking Tooth" because he thought the name was both funny and could make him rich!

"Bi Hu" was written by a girl - Wu Zihan. She felt that "Bi Hu" was equivalent to "Gecko"!

The master of naming was Yu Wentao who chose "Niu Bi!"; the creative award was given by Zhang Jichen who chose "Pick Tooth". The funniest thing was that the teacher said this name should be reserved for his son!

Through this activity, I understood a truth: no matter whether the name is nice to hear or difficult to write, it is all carefully prepared by parents and family!

But this activity is so fun! I will definitely remember it forever! I decide my name13

My name is "Picasso", huh? Whoever chose such a name turned out to be Yang Xingrui, a skinny little boy!

The teacher asked us to choose a name, because names are usually chosen by parents without our consent. My name was given by my grandfather. My name is Chen Shufan. I like this name. , but this time I can choose my own name.

The teacher said that no matter the last name or the number of words, just do whatever you want. When it came time to choose a name for myself, everyone was thinking hard. I had a lot of names in my mind, but I racked my brains and couldn't think of a good name. I was scratching my head and head anxiously. I thought and thought, some of the students frowned, some couldn't think of anything after thinking about it, and some wiped it again and again, changed it again and again. I thought: let’s choose Chen Gongyou. Chen is my last name. I hope to do well in my future work. In addition, I want to be a novelist. Gong and You are the two characters in the name of the novelist in the cartoon, so I chose it. Submit your name.

It’s also funny that other people got it. Wu Chunxuan’s new name is “Leng Feng”; “Niu Bi” is Yu Wentao’s new name, which also means cow B; “Bi Hu” is Wu Zihan’s new name; “dig” "Coin Ya" is Zhang Jichen's new name. He wants to get rich and have coins. I thought the name "Chuobi Ya" was fun. In the end, "Chuobi Ya" and "Niu Bi" won the "Best Naming Master" and "Best Creative Award" respectively.

The teacher started to call the names, " "Hui Chenxue" Ye Xinran answered; "Wen Fengming" Xia Xuerui" answered... Some people can't react for a long time because they feel that this name is not their original name and forget their new name.

This activity is really interesting. It must have been difficult for my parents to name me. It contains their love for us. I decide my name 14

After listening to the teacher’s words, the whole class exploded with “chirping” sounds. After the teacher clapped his hands twice, the classroom slowly became quiet, “Everyone, think first. After confirming it, write it on the paper handed out by the teacher." The teacher cleared his throat and said.

I held my head with my hands, frowned, and looked around again, hoping to find inspiration. I suddenly found that my classmates were like me, some were holding their chins, racking their brains, and some were thinking. Some seemed confident, and some were drawing on the table with pens...

What name should I choose? By the way, just use my previous name! After a while, the teacher said to us: "Now, let's play a game. Whoever the teacher reads out his new name will stand up and answer "So-and-so is here" to see who doesn't remember his new name!"

I thought to myself: Teacher, you must not be the first to call me! Don't touch me!

"I'm going to start calling names now." After hearing the teacher's words, the originally heavy atmosphere became even more tense. We didn't dare to express our anger for fear of making a fool of ourselves by forgetting our names. One minute, two minutes, three minutes... Five minutes passed, but the teacher still didn't pronounce the first name. "Dong Xishi." "Here!" My deskmate Dong Xudan stood up suddenly. I was stunned for a moment, then came back to my senses and started laughing. "Lid." "A dream." "People"... All kinds of interesting names emerged one after another, and the last name was clicked, "Lao Wang next door." The last name also appeared, and the students laughed even harder. Some students covered their mouths while laughing, some bent over with laughter, and some sat on the ground with laughter...

"Dingling bells..." get out of class is over, and the name change has come to an end. This name changing game is so fun!