Network excerpts of self-deprecating words that make people laugh and cry.

If life cheats you.

Don't worry.

Take out the beauty camera and lie to life.

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The edges and corners have been smoothed by life.

Round and fat.

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Don't be dejected and despondent

Show short film

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I don't know what circles you are in.

I have dark circles under my eyes.

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During the day, you pay attention to health news.

Know the limits of the human body and be afraid of death.

In the evening, you are chasing the autumn in the play.

Addicted to the game, it feels like death.

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Although I can't cook.

But I ordered a good takeaway.

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As long as it is a problem that can be solved with money.

I can't solve any of them.

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When you are single.

All you see in your eyes are happy couples.

When you are in love.

All you see are happy singles.

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Put two more spoonfuls of sugar on a bitter day.

It'll pass after a boil.

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Time is not necessarily the best antidote.

But the antidote must be timely.

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People are as contradictory as wine.

The taste is too weak.

I'm afraid I drank too much when I was strong.

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Although not tall.

But you can keep getting fat.

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People's ideas will change.

I used to want to get rich, too

But now I just want to get rid of poverty.

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I think there are many things to do tomorrow.

I slept directly until the day after tomorrow.

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If you can't get rich overnight,

Two nights is good.

I can accept half a month.

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I understand everything.

But when I hear someone calling for beauty,

Still can't help looking back.

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There was no pretty face.

No one will pay attention to your heart.

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Many years ago, you said take care.

I am still not thin.

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Don't always dwell on past memories.

Yesterday's sun

Can't dry today's clothes

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I have no ambition.

I just want to get rich.