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How to say lazy humorously?

The statement is as follows:

1 Like a dead battery, it is always dead and just wants to sleep and rest.

Being lazy has become the ultimate goal, because I always dream of finding more shortcuts.

Being proud of lying in bed has turned it into a professional sport. Humor expression may vary from person to person. Please use this expression in appropriate occasions and with people you know. Please respect others and avoid language that is considered offensive or insulting.