Women's sentences are humorous.

The sentences that women keep humorous are as follows:

1, we can be ugly, but we can't make our lives ugly.

2, because of regret, so wearing a star Dai Yue. Because I have a dream, I am desperate.

If you want to be loved by others, you must love yourself first. Because, beauty is like a gem, but the bonus lasts for a few days, and time waits for no man. And smart women are like treasures, men, willing to dig for a lifetime!

4. Maintenance is not only beauty, but also health and self-confidence, love and responsibility, dream and future!

5, some love can only stop at the lips and teeth, covered in years. I like men who live a long time and women who can't bear to look back. They make life meaningful.

6. The most important condition to be a successful person is to be energetic, work hard and not waste time every day.

7. The real phenomenon of society now: When you wipe the floor brighter than your face, your husband won't look at you again, because he wants your face to be brighter than the floor.

8. I like you, and I don't need a reason. Don't like you, everything is one reason.

9. If girls are willing to spend money on face, boys will invite you to dinner and pay for you.

10, men rely on holding, women rely on coaxing. As long as women give men enough face in the scene, you can do whatever you want when you get home. Some women are experts in their majors and are indeed imbeciles in their lives, just because men she doesn't know need face more!