A collection of fifty funny sentences often said about drinking

Funny sentences often said about drinking (Part 1)

1. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

2. Waiter, has your wine been watered down?

3. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. Don’t be too tired in life.

4. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

5. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

6. You ask me if I feel happy drinking alone. I tell you that I lack a lot in life, but you are the only one I don’t lack.

7. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

8. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

9. A hundred cups must be drunk, and a pillow will make a spring.

10. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.

11. Wine is a package of medicine. If you don’t drink it, you won’t be able to sleep!

12. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

13. The only solution to sorrow is Du Kang.

14. It’s hard to find talents if you drink too much.

15. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.

17. It’s rare in life to get drunk. If you want to drink, you must get drunk! Funny sentences often said about drinking (Part 2)

18. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach. Afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. I was so drunk that I dared to drink dichlorvos. Drunk, sleeping under the table. Pretending to be drunk and not wanting to tip.

19. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

20. The world is vast in the wine, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.

21. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together until we become insane.

22. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

23. Drinking strong wine that does not make you drunk cannot relieve the sorrow of missing the green flowers.

24. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking;

25. No one understands your frown, no one gets drunk with you and blames me for asking for trouble, I want to understand your discomfort.

26. Drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.

27. The east wind blows and the war drums thunder. Who is afraid of drinking today!

28. Such good wine, you will live forever after drinking it!

29. Only drink drinks, not the boss.

30. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

31. The lady persuades me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I will pour a glass of wine for the boss. If the boss doesn’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly.

32. I get drunk every day on the revolutionary drink, my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are weak, and my memory is greatly impaired.

33. Only when you are drunk and have great ambitions, you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

34. Is there anything that a glass of wine can’t solve? If so, then two glasses of wine. Funny sentences often said about drinking (Part 3)

35. If you don’t know how to drink, you have no future; if you can drink a pound of alcohol, focus on training; if you only drink drinks, the boss won’t want them; if you can drink without losing, the boss and secretary will drink If you fall down, it will be difficult to secure your official position; if you drink too much if you drink too much, it will be difficult to find talents.

36. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, who is afraid of whom when drinking? One drink for you and one for me. Who is afraid of whom when drinking now?

37. It’s a lie that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

38. I advise you to drink another glass of wine. There will be no old friends when you leave Yangguan in the west.

39. Leading cadres do not drink and have no friends.

40. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. Many people who drink know this method, but few do it.

41. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentionally life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully!

42. The year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

43. Drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother.

44. Wine is like a woman. There are also gains and losses in life in wine. A successful woman can drink and drink together and never give in to men in life. The frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.

45. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

46. Make new friends, remember old friends, and come have a drink together.

47. I do it first as a courtesy, you can do whatever you want.

48. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

49. One, two, and two ounces rinse your mouth, three ounces and four ounces are not counted as wine, five ounces and six ounces are walking on the wall, and seven ounces and eight ounces are still roaring.

50. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drink it until your stomach becomes haunted. You will talk nonsense when you talk, and your legs will move when you walk. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning. A collection of 50 sentences about women exercising self-discipline to lose weight perfectly

A collection of sentences about women exercising self-discipline to lose weight perfectly

1. Since you don’t have a handsome appearance, then try your best to be like an animal body!

2. You can look effortless only if you work very hard.

3. I knew when I was born that I was meant to be a strong person, and fitness was only part of it.

4. Live your life happily, and become sick if you are angry or angry.

5. There are ten thousand reasons to give up, but only one belief is needed to persist!

6. The four major elements of health: an optimistic mood, moderate exercise, adequate sleep and balanced nutrition.

7. Liu Xiang: China has me, Asia has me!

8. Fitness can help you live longer, don’t wait any longer.

9. Fitness is addictive! Sweating like rain! Sweat is the best cosmetic.

10. Not all shiny things are gold; not all beautiful words are good words. ——English Shakespeare

11. Exercise with self-encouragement every day, keep exercising, keep exercising, develop waistline, develop small abdominal muscles, develop cartoon legs, do a big vertical split, and then a big horizontal split fork.

12. A 60-year-old body, a 20-year-old heart, and sports make it happen.

13. Health is gold, health is rights, health is happiness, and health is the future.

14. Bending down, stretching your legs, happiness will follow closely; shake your head, shake your head, and health will smile around you; move your hands, raise your shoulders, and happiness will be around you. On National Fitness Day, I hope you participate in sports and become a healthy and happy person.

15. Stretch your legs and feel refreshed physically and mentally; bend over and feel full of energy; hold your chest out and look energetic; dance and you will stay young forever. National Fitness Day, let’s work out together, stay healthy and stay young forever! Have vitality and happiness forever!

16. The ideal person is a person with a trinity of character, health and talent.

17. Persevere and make exercise a habit. Part 2 of sentences about women's self-disciplined exercise to achieve perfect weight loss

18. It takes less than a day to freeze three feet, and it does not take a day to strengthen your body.

19. You always say that you don’t care about your figure. In fact, you are just powerless to change yourself!

20. An Anxin immersed himself in reading a book in the bookstore, and seriously soaked in the gym and sweated a pound.

21. Keep exercising, take good care of your skin, and then tell the years, can you be gentler to me.

22. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, give it a thousand reasons to smile.

23. Movement is the source of all life. ——(Da Vinci)

24. To love sports, love competitions, and love athletes is to love life.

25. People who cannot manage their own bodies are not qualified to manage others; how can people who cannot manage their own health manage their careers well?

26. Exercise is like Ganoderma lucidum, why bother looking for the magic formula.

27. Exercise in moderation and within your ability.

28. Exercise is the best prevention of disease.

29. We will always have something we like, insist on fitness and love every day of life.

30. The history of every sports athlete who wins a gold medal is a development record of the successful process.

31. Taking the road of fitness is destined to be difficult, but the rewards will be lifelong!

32. Jumping and jumping every day, you will be healthy physically and mentally; having fun and smiling every day, rejuvenating your spirit; breathing new air every day, bathing in the sunshine without worries; a combination of meat and vegetables, complete nutrition, appropriate Sports people never get old.

33. The meaning of fitness is to find that your sweat is not in vain at the most difficult moment~ Hello vest line!

34. On the 12th day of persistent exercise, from the first two kilometers, to three kilometers, to the current 4.48 kilometers, persist and come on. Part 3 of sentences about women’s self-disciplined exercise for perfect weight loss

35. There is only one kind of failure in the world, and that is giving up halfway!

36. Summary of insomnia: Only by exercising every day can you have a good sleep.

37. When you don’t lose weight, you can only endure hunger. If you don’t be cruel to yourself, others will be cruel to you.

38. What is lost is not obesity, but loneliness; what is gained is not confidence, but cash.

39. Children without umbrellas must run hard!

40. Brisk walking, jogging, and aerobics are magic weapons for treating diseases. Medication, food therapy, and magical therapy are all effective.

41. Pack up and go to the gym. Keep exercising to maintain your physical fitness.

42. If you want to be strong, run! If you want to get fit, run!

43. There must be a balance between physical education and intellectual education. Sports should create strong warriors and infuse a sound spirit with a sound body.

44. Climb the mountain, see the world, and have a broad mind; take long strides and small steps, and be in high spirits; stretch your arms and kick your calves to relax your meridians and activate your collaterals; shake gently and swing slowly, and feel relaxed. National Fitness Day, I hope you exercise and stay healthy forever!

45. No matter how difficult it is, please grit your teeth and persevere.

46. Tired! Just be tired! After you have experienced wind and rain, you may be scarred, but when the first ray of sunshine after the rain hits your pale and haggard face, you must be ecstatic, not because of the warmth of the sun, but because of the warmth of the sun. It is after you have worked hard, exhausted your muscles, and exhausted your body that you have resolutely stood on the road ahead and been a tenacious and progressive self!

47. Cycling along the river embankment and gardens is a joyful ride. Swim and play at the creek beach and enjoy your leisurely swim. Dancing and singing by the lakeside, endless happiness. Stop at the Hui Hao Po Mo Cultural Center Station, feeling relaxed and happy. National Fitness Day: Exercise together to be healthy, happy and melodious!

48. Surviving is heaven, giving up is hell!

49. Work hard to keep fit when you have time. You can’t be single and fat at the same time.

50. If you insist on your dream, the whole world will make way for you! Fifty lines of Xiaohongshu copywriting on self-discipline in exercise

Xiaohongshu copywriting on self-discipline in exercise (Part 1)

1. The more you sharpen your knife, the brighter it becomes, and the more you practice, the stronger your body becomes. ; If you want to be strong, don’t forget to exercise.

2. Self-control is a kind of order, a kind of control over happiness and desire. ——Plato

3. Health is the condition of wisdom and the secret of happiness.

4. The movement of consciousness is caused by thinking, and thinking is the forward movement of consciousness.

5. Life is movement, and human life is movement. ——(Leo Tolstoy)

6. Work hard to keep fit when you have time. You can't be single and fat at the same time.

7. The secret of education is to coordinate physical and mental exercises with each other.

8. Even at this moment, the opponent is constantly exercising.

9. Young people must bravely follow their own path. Many revolutionary predecessors have been trained through countless ups and downs.

10. The basis of science is a healthy body. ——(Polish scientist——Marie Curie)

11. Fitness is really a matter of proportional effort and reward. Some people have some things, even if you pay for it, the ending is not satisfactory. But only fitness will not let you down, as long as you dare to pat your chest and leave the gym without regrets.

12. The gym is the best place to vent negative energy. Turn your usual unpleasant emotions into sweat and roar, and let them out!

13. Persistence in fitness training is important, and it is a taboo for health to end before the end.

14. Machines will rust if they are not running, and people will get sick if they are not active.

15. Life lies in movement. ——(French Enlightenment thinker-Voltaire)

16. Illness makes people suffer, exercise makes people taste sweetness, and health makes people see progress.

17. The sharp edge of a sword comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold. Little Red Book copywriting on self-discipline in exercise (Part 2)

18. Liu Xiang: China has me, Asia has me!

19. Start running in the morning and take healthy strides; take a walk in the evening and have countless joys; do exercises in the morning and relax and laugh more; dance in the evening and bring happiness to your heart; sing in the morning and I am happy all day long; I practice boxing in the evening and all diseases are gone. National Fitness Day is here, stay healthy for a lifetime.

20. Exercise regularly and persistently. People are like machines. Only by exercising regularly can they avoid rust.

21. Li Ning: Everything is possible!

22. Fitness retains youthfulness, and exercise brings family happiness.

23. It is a wonderful feeling to turn other people’s cold eyes and ridicule into motivation for fitness!

24. Fitness is the fairest thing in the world, you get as much as you pay.

25. I want to keep exercising, keep taking care of my skin, keep studying, keep reading, and keep practicing. It seems that every one of them is very simple. Sticking to two words sounds like it will exhaust your energy.

26. Exercise is the source of health and the secret to longevity.

27. Difficulties can not only temper our will, but also exercise our body.

28. After sweating hard, a pack of snacks was enough.

29. You can’t even control the fat on your own body, but you still want to control other people’s hearts?

30. Self-control is a kind of order, a kind of control over happiness and desire . ——Plato, Ancient Greece

31. One day when you understand what self-denial and persistence are, you will naturally come back and stand up with me.

32. I would rather my students play tennis to kill time, at least to get physical exercise.

33. As a fitness enthusiast, you can’t forget to exercise when you go out. Although it can be a little difficult to stick to your own schedule out there, there are still ways to do some training. The hotel gym, the streets of a strange city, the carpet in your room, and the spa across the street can all become your fitness venues. Don't be lazy!

34. Let the vitality burst out and youth dance; let the blood boil and play with life; let the limbs work and the whole body move; let the body be strong and the whole people keep fit. National Fitness Day, participate in fitness, keep fit, and enjoy endless happiness and longevity! Little Red Book copywriting on self-discipline in exercise (Part 3)

35. The most important thing in keeping fit and healthy is persistence.

36. If you insist on your dream, the whole world will make way for you!

37. No friend is as good as health, and no enemy is as good as illness. Instead of crying secretly for illness, it is better to exercise and keep fit to add color to life.

38. The health of the body is destroyed by immobility, but maintained for a long time by exercise practice.

39. It feels so good to sweat. I insist on exercising for at least half an hour and reading for at least half an hour every day.

40. Climb the mountain of happiness and fill your life with joy; take the dance steps of happiness and fill your life with vitality; walk in the spiritual square and make your mind always relaxed. National Fitness Day is here, what are you still hesitating about? Let’s exercise together to win eternal health.

41. National Fitness Day is here. Those who do exercises will appreciate their happy mood, those who sing will appreciate their beautiful appearance, those who dance will enjoy eternal youth, those who climb mountains will enjoy a healthy life, and those who do not exercise will be rewarded with Ninggu Pagoda. Thank you very much for reminding me to exercise more.

42. Work hard to develop sports and train our citizens to become physically healthy and mentally happy people. ——(Zhu De)

43. Their attitude towards difficulties and life is a complete book on success.

44. Surviving is heaven, giving up is hell!

45. Good figures are only reserved for those with perseverance!

46. Never give up on something you really want. Although waiting is difficult, regret is even worse.

47. Since you don’t have a handsome appearance, then try your best to have an animal-like body!

48. Two years of hard work and sweat in fitness, I know this pain best!

49. Summary of insomnia: Only by exercising every day can you have a good sleep.

50. Those who can order themselves can quickly order others. ——Xihan A collection of fifty lines of copywriting for women who insist on exercising and exercising self-discipline

A collection of copywriting for women who insist on exercising and exercise self-discipline (Part 1)

1. For the effect of organizing exercise, predetermined The achievement of goals depends on the degree of combination of individual efforts and group efforts.

2. Exercise, fitness and relaxation require a stress-free place. If you want to place it in a room, you should not choose too fancy wallpaper or color for wall decoration. White can expand the sense of space and relieve stress. .

3. One day when you understand what self-denial and persistence are, you will naturally come back and stand up with me.

4. Self-control is a kind of order, a kind of control over happiness and desires. ——Plato, Ancient Greece

5. What is reduced is not obesity, but loneliness; what is increased is not confidence, but cash.

6. Stillness is death. Only movement can knock on the door of eternal life.

7. Make time to exercise every week. There are many benefits.

8. Either sweat like rain or go home.

9. Exercise with self-encouragement every day, keep exercising, keep exercising, develop vest lines, develop lower abdominal muscles, develop cartoon legs, do a big vertical split, and then a big horizontal split.

10. Exercise and enjoy a healthy life; exercise outdoors and breathe fresh air; life lies in exercise, and happiness comes from nature; exercise every day, stay in good spirits, and smile every day.

11. Exercise and keep fit, fitness builds your life, and your life and career.

12. The movement of consciousness is caused by thinking, and thinking is the forward movement of consciousness.

13. National fitness benefits the country and the people. It is a contribution to the present and will benefit the future!

14. Tired! Just be tired! After you have experienced wind and rain, you may be scarred, but when the first ray of sunshine after the rain hits your pale and haggard face, you must be ecstatic, not because of the warmth of the sun, but because of the warmth of the sun. It is after you have worked hard, exhausted your muscles, and exhausted your body that you have resolutely stood on the road ahead and been a tenacious and progressive self!

15. Exercise regularly. When working out in the gym, dumbbells and barbells are good equipment for building muscle endurance.

16. No friend is as good as health, and no enemy is as good as illness. Instead of crying secretly for illness, it is better to exercise and keep fit to add color to life.

17. I like to exercise and sweat, so that the water will flow out and there will be no excess water to make me cry! Copywriting on women’s insistence on self-discipline in exercise (Part 2)

18. The sweat from music and gym exercises is just right, and you will make a little progress every day ~

19. Don’t just imagine that you have lost weight Look without making any effort!

20. Peak achievements come from self-discipline. ——Japanese·Konosuke Matsushita

21. The essence of exercise is not fun but persistence and forming a habit.

22. Read and peek into other people’s souls. Travel and experience things in unfamiliar environments. Movies, go to the screen to experience other people’s life experiences. Meditate and explore the secret realm within your own heart. Run and enjoy the world that others cannot reach.

23. Persistence in fitness training is important, and it is a taboo for health to end before the end.

24. In our country of working people, we need millions of people who are physically strong, strong-willed, brave, fearless, energetic and perseverant. ——(Lenin)

25. Climb the Great Wall, enjoy the scenery, and feel happy; play shuttlecock, relax your muscles and bones, and be full of energy; practice Tai Chi, pay attention to health, and be healthy; exercise frequently and exercise more, and you will have no problems in your life. worry. National Fitness Day is here, let’s exercise happily together.

26. When someone gives you the middle finger and you dare not answer with your fist, then you will never become a man

27. Girls should keep exercising and work hard , working hard to make money, and learning flower arrangement in my spare time.

28. Cycling along the river embankment and gardens is a joyful ride. Swim and play at the creek beach and enjoy your leisurely swim. Dancing and singing by the lakeside, endless happiness. Stop at the Hui Hao Po Mo Cultural Center Station, feeling relaxed and happy. National Fitness Day: Exercise together to be healthy, happy and melodious!

29. Exercise can replace drugs, but all drugs cannot replace exercise. ——(French medical scientist——Tisot)

30. Difficulties can not only temper our will, but also exercise our body.

31. Work hard to develop sports and train our citizens to become physically healthy and mentally happy people. ——(Zhu De)

32. To strive for a well-off life, you must be healthy; if you are healthy, you must enjoy a well-off life.

33. In addition to strengthening the body, the benefits of exercise are also the best way to keep one's spirit fresh.

34. Sweat and fat are crying! Copywriting on women insisting on self-discipline in exercise (Part 3)

35. Fitness is addictive! Sweating like rain! Sweat is the best cosmetic.

36. If you want to be strong, run! If you want to get fit, run!

37. The most wonderful thing about sports competition is that it is only done with hands, not spoken.

38. Give you one or two sports hobbies and give you the key to health!

39. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa!

40. Live your life happily, and become sick if you are angry or annoyed.

41. A person ordered two portions of crayfish so late, all the sweat in the gym these past few days was in vain.

42. Taking oaths is all hypocrisy, and if you can’t stick to it, it’s all in vain!

43. I exercise, I am healthy, and I am happy!

44. Life is movement, and human life is movement. ——(Leo Tolstoy)

45. The movement that keeps in place is stepping, and the movement that moves forward is running. But why does life always keep standing still for the same thing!

46. The process of shaping yourself is painful, but in the end you will gain a better self.

47. A person who is thin may not have trouble in life, but a person who is fat may not be able to walk.

48. As long as it does not go against your heart, any experience is a fortune. It doesn’t matter whether you gain or lose. I am happy to continue exercising on the fourth day. I hope I can stick to it.

49. I want to keep exercising, keep taking care of my skin, keep studying, keep reading, and keep practicing. It seems that every one of them is very simple. Sticking to two words sounds like it will exhaust your energy.

50. Don’t watch TV for too long and take a walk after a meal.