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I stepped on shit prose.

A primary school classmate went to school alone, walked to the school gate, and stepped on shit. The children were in a dilemma, and finally made up their minds and turned home to miss the day's class. The next day, after the teacher asked the reason, he handed it over to the whole class for discussion. The result of the discussion was far beyond the teacher's expectation. The whole class basically decided that they should not come to class again if they stepped on shit.

This is an educational case, the purpose of which is to educate students to have the ability to bear life alone. Just like the 5-year-old expert who told me this case finally said in a firm tone that when she was a child, she always handled such a thing alone, unlike the children now, she was flustered and didn't know how to deal with it.

Because of the different times, I have reason to believe that experts are definitely better than today's children, although I'm not sure whether experts saw shit when they were young.

Shit really makes people feel bad, especially when they step on it. It is said that stepping on shit is lucky, but in the face of shit that can be seen everywhere nowadays, everyone avoids it like a mine. I actually found that the most common thing I said to my children when I took them to and from school every day was not to be careful about vehicles, but to be careful about shit. It seems that 3 years of reform and opening up have really made us rich and achieved great results, from the time when everyone didn't have enough to the time when even dogs could eat well.

what should I do if I accidentally step on shit? I really lack experience in this field, and I have never had any luck. I sympathize with that child in my heart, so I have some doubts about the expert's complacency, or maybe what was easy to do at that time is not necessarily true now. In fact, there is a lot of shit in life, no matter who will step on it one day, no matter who is actually almost the same as that little classmate after stepping on it, it is difficult to deal with.

Fu Kangan, a general in the Qianlong dynasty, was a top official and held a high position, but he also stepped on shit. Words Fu Kangan returned from the southwest, to submit an expense account for military expenses. That night, there was a desk clerk who came to the general to "blackmail" the "handling fee" of 12 thousand silver. Fu Kangan flew into a rage and said, How dare you, a petty official, openly blackmail the general and don't want to live? The petty official replied superciliously, "It doesn't matter if you don't give me the money, and it doesn't matter if you kill me, but think about it. If it takes three to five years to calculate the general's military expenses or make some mistakes for you, then you will think who will suffer. Give me the money, and we will do our best to calculate it as soon as possible, and we will get you ready in a day or two, so you will still feel the loss of this money!" Fu Kangan, the minister and general of Yipin, just paid money to please the beadle. This shit made Fu Kangan feel very uncomfortable. He couldn't say it again, but he couldn't wipe it again. He stayed at home for three days, two days more than that little classmate. This shows the power of this shit.

Let's talk about Li Hongzhang, an important official in the late Qing Dynasty. Li Zhongtang is a very influential person. His lofty career for many years and his early experience of following Zeng Dashuai from birth to death forged Li Hongzhang's lofty and detached sense of superiority. At that time, the background of the times was that the Qing Dynasty was afraid of foreigners, and foreigners were a little afraid of Li Hongzhang. No matter Bismarck, the "iron-blooded prime minister" or Hirofumi Ito, a famous Japanese minister, was always a little scared to see Li Hongzhang. But it's hard to deal with the fact that nave, who is proud all his life, stepped on shit.

In 19, when Eight-Nation Alliance invaded Beijing in Guangxu 26, the Qing regime fled to Xi 'an in panic, and the country was in great danger. Li Hongzhang was ordered to turn the tide and negotiate, negotiate and make peace with the example. In the peace talks, Li Hongzhang stepped on the biggest shit he had ever seen in his life.

In Li Hongzhang's experience, foreigners are not very difficult to deal with. They yearn for China's prosperity and covet China's wealth, and they can usually be settled by giving them some money. I didn't expect that in this peace talks, it was a China native who negotiated with Li Hongzhang on behalf of the great powers, that is, Gong Orange, the eldest son of Gong Zizhen, a famous thinker and poet in the late Qing Dynasty, "I advised God to be energetic and not stick to one pattern." Gong Orange made every effort to make things difficult for Li Hongzhang with the background of China people and his understanding of China. The proposed conditions were extremely harsh, which made Li Hongzhang very embarrassed. Finally, he couldn't help but get up and scold Gong Orange for being a China person and not being ill, which in turn oppressed the motherland. Unexpectedly, Gong Orange was not embarrassed, but said sharply, "My father devoted all his efforts to the court, loyal to the king and patriotic all his life, but you treated him like shit and oppressed him to death. Gong's family was reduced to the streets. Without foreigners, we starved to death, asking me to love the country, but did the country ever love me?" Li Hongzhang was stunned and fell to his seat. He was speechless for a long time. When he got home, he began to vomit blood. A generation of worthies stepped on shit and could no longer stand up. This is worse than Fu Kangan, and of course worse than that little classmate.

This shows the danger of shit and the difficulty of stepping on it. In order to hold the Universiade, Shenzhen cleaned up 8, so-called high-risk groups at once, and created a miracle on earth. It is not easy for 8, people to step on shit at the same time, so this is remarkable. Therefore, we should publicize to the world that China's public security is the best in the world. Zhang Miao was stabbed to death with eight knives, but he just stepped on shit, which has nothing to do with the harmonious environment and perfect public security in China, just as Xia Junfeng, who was hardworking and kind, used a knife to kill the urban management, which has nothing to do with self-defense, and certainly stepped on shit.

Therefore, no matter how much I respect the experts and agree with their words, I still have to tell myself from time to time that I'm just an ordinary person. Once I meet dog shit, I'll take my children away quickly. Dog shit is not to be taunted or trampled!