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The classic quotations of having three children, the funny mood of having three children.

1, let go of the three children, have you considered the feelings of our generation of only children? Four old people and three children.

2. When the children come, if you have three more children, you can really unify the rivers and lakes for generations.

3. Dabao's childhood clothes are finally "successors"!

4. The difference between having three students and having two students is not ordinary. The big one feels so lonely, and the two are absolutely perfect.

In the present environment, it is terrible to have three children just thinking about it. That kind of life is worse than death. My mother is a free super nanny.

6. It is said that even numbers are the most beautiful implication, so please congratulate us, triplets were born today!

7. One child is a thriller, two are horror movies and three are disaster movies.

8. It is ok to have three children. The key is to have a lot of money and time. Then one cooks for me, one does housework and the other is a driver.

9. We are old and have three children, four old people and 12 grandchildren, which is not easy.

10, back to parents' home, with a baby on her back, a suitcase in her left hand, a baby in the suitcase, a suitcase in her right hand, and a baby in the suitcase, and her mother became a cosmic superman.

1 1, one feeds pigs, one feeds cows, and the other inherits my mantle and herds sheep. There are three, which can make my mother tired for most of her life.

12, provided that three children are still very good without this ravine-like social involution.

13, I hope he/she is the crystallization of our love. Not a stone born in response to policies.

14, 520 is enough for my mother. One left and one right will never be missed, and one of the three will always be ignored.

15, my brother/sister didn't know there was a brother/sister in my mother's belly. It's time to find a chance to have a good chat with Ta!

16, six months later, our family Dabao will be a brother/sister, and now he is very happy at home!

17, children's snacks will not be used in duplicate in the future!

18, congratulations to the godfather and godmother of Dabao xxx, you are the godfather and godmother again!

19, one feeds me fruit, one helps me pinch my shoulders, one helps me beat my legs, and then my husband helps me pinch my feet.

20. Unless a man can have children after the development of science, I will be pregnant in October and repeat it three times without thinking.

2 1, we have another "grinder" in our family, but we are very moved by the intimacy between Dabao and Bao Xiao.

22. If I have three children, one cooks, one cleans, one goes downstairs to take out the garbage and buy food with takeout.

23. The one in my wife's belly probably knows that she lives in a "third-hand room", so she can't wait to report it in this world!

On 24th, the enemy's third offensive will reach the battlefield in less than half a year!

Congratulations, we are going to be a family of five, and the family will be more and more lively in the future!

26, not to mention three children, I can't afford three dogs.

27. People's nannies and teachers also appealed. If you have children at home, you have to bring them yourself!

28. The children in my wife's belly probably know that they live in a "third-hand room", so they have been banging on the decoration and keep making trouble!

29, an old man, three children, nine grandchildren, overtime, delayed retirement, the future can be expected.