Talk about the humor of getting fat in the past year

Let's talk about the humor of gaining weight last year:

1, this is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year. It's so sad.

2. I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Oh, I'm fat", and I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.

I really want to buy clothes, bags, shoes and mobile phones, but I have gained a few pounds.

4. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.

5. Bite the muscles in your cheeks while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

6. Sell me by the catty, and I can keep Wang Sicong.

7. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

8. I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

9. Mom's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!

10, I'll kill anyone who says I'm black and fat at the beginning of school.

1 1. My mother thinks I am fat, so she wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I look at my little arms myself, and I feel not too fat.

12, as the saying goes, you have to pay it back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

13, the figure reported by others is three measurements, and you only need to report one diameter.

14, the person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

15, I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling your weight for a period of time, you won't get fat even if you eat normally. I'm steady and good!