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Humorous short sentences that make people happy.
1, the most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.
You are nice, but you are a little ugly.
As long as there is a classroom in your heart, you can't skip class anywhere.
If life betrays me, I hope it is because of my weight.
5. Don't mistake the woodcutter when sharpening the knife, and then work after finishing junior high school.
6. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.
7. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.
It is said that many people look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.
9. A trip that leaves when you leave, and one day you will eat dirt when you come back.
10, salted fish will turn over one day, but it is still salted fish after turning over.
1 1. Go the way of others, so that others have no choice but to go their own way and let others follow me.
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