"Yi Shuihan" talks about Jing Ke one by one

"Yi Shuihan" plays on Jing Ke one by one

? In the evening, the little girl after school said that the class was rehearsing the drama "Jing Ke Assassins the King of Qin" and opened "Historical Records" one by one Among the biographies of assassins, the one that Tai Shigong wrote most about was Jing Ke, which shows how much he admired and favored him. Mr. Jingjie, a big shot in the Jin Dynasty, was living in the countryside, and he couldn't hold back his desire for bravery. "I'm so excited, comrades. If I don't tell everyone about Jing Qing's bravery, my heart will be so excited that my heart can't stand it." Then he chanted Jing Ke, and recorded the text as follows: Yan Dan is good at raising scholars, and is determined to repay the strong and win. Recruit good men and women, and get Jingqing at the end of the year. A gentleman who knows his best friend leaves Yanjing with his sword in hand; Su Ji calls Guangmo and sees me off generously. The male hair refers to the dangerous crown, and the strong energy rushes into the long tassel. Drinking on the water, there are four heroes. Gradually leaving the sad building, Song Yi sang loudly. Xiao Xiao mourns the wind passing away, and a faint cold wave arises. Shang Yin sheds tears even more, and the warriors are shocked when Yu plays. I know in my heart that I will never return, and that I will have a name in future generations. When do you board the car, fly to the Qin court. It is fierce and fierce, spanning thousands of miles and meandering across thousands of cities. When trouble comes, the rich lord is in a daze. Unfortunately, his swordsmanship is poor, so he fails to achieve his extraordinary feat. Although he has died, his love will remain with him for thousands of years. Please pay attention to the last two sentences: "Unfortunately, my swordsmanship is sparse, and my miraculous feats cannot be accomplished." Please take a look at it, the details will be listed below, I won’t go into details here.

? In the past, Prince Dan of the Yan State was a hostage in the State of Zhao, and had a good personal relationship with Ying Zheng, who was born in the State of Zhao. When Ying Zheng was established as King of Qin, Prince Dan went to Shaanxi to serve as a hostage of the State of Qin. , At this time, the King of Qin didn't know what was wrong, and he made every possible effort to make things difficult for Dan. Since he was not kind to him, he stopped serving him. Grandson, you are cruel, just wait for me. Prince Dan fled back to Yan State with resentment and wanted to Find someone to fight with the King of Qin, build it with big bricks, I still don’t believe that this resentment will not come out.

At this time, the King of Qin was not idle either. He was attacking Qi, Chu and the three Jin Dynasties. The war horses were howling and they were about to rush to the Yishui River to drink. This Dan was depressing. He was small and could not reach King Qin's face with his fist. Why did Qin say, "You haven't recruited anyone from his family yet?" Prince Dan went to his teacher Ju Wu to discuss how to do it. Using a surprising trick, Ju Wu hung the map on the wall and studied it with a magnifying glass for a long time. After a while, he sighed and said, "This is a great place in Guanzhong. It is surrounded by natural dangers. It is easy to defend but difficult to attack. It has fertile land and a large population. This King of Qin is not He's easy to get along with, he's good at martial arts, and he's always shouting about punching Shaolin and kicking Wudang. Why are you provoking him? You can't use resentment to touch his back and make him angry just because he humiliated you in Shaanxi. It's hard to get rid of someone who is being rude." These words made Prince Danqi depressed for some time.

After some time passed in such unhappy days, Qin State General Fan Yuqi defected to Yan State and was actually taken in by the prince. How can this be done? This prince has no political wisdom. As soon as he heard the news, the old gentleman couldn't sit still. Ju Wu asked someone to starve a tiger for several days, and then put a piece of meat on the road where the tiger was walking. He asked the prince to watch the hungry tiger pounce on food. "This piece of meat is General Fan, and the hungry tiger is King Qin. This is the place where you put this piece of meat." This is our village. Aren’t you inviting the tigers to enter the village? Take the meat away quickly and put it far away. Let’s contact the next few villages to make sure no tigers enter the village. Let’s fight the tigers. Father and son are soldiers, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.”

This time Prince Dan quits and won’t agree to anything. Grandma, I’ve long disliked the old boy, King Qin. Come on, hold it in all morning. You won’t die. But the old gentleman was very angry. "What did I say? What did I say? You are doing such a dangerous job and you still want to be safe. How can you still be considerate when you cause trouble? You usually have few strategies and a lot of resentment. You didn't care about the whole village for a new friend. Your life and death, you insist on going your own way, even if Guan Zhong and Yan Ying are still alive, you can't come up with a perfect solution. I can't control it. You go to Tian Guang and let him give you some advice.

? This Tian Guang is a heroic knight of Yan, who is knowledgeable, wise and brave, and is called "Jie Xia" by people at the time. As soon as the prince sat at the table and spoke, Tian Guang was in trouble. "Oh, brother, you thought I was still young." Huizi, your hormones are so anxious that you are looking for a fight everywhere. It’s no longer possible, your fists can no longer be rounded, and your old arms and legs can’t be straightened. You have to fight with the King of Qin and get your face back. Let me tell you something, He might be suitable, and just like that, the most exciting moment has finally arrived. Jing Ke, the most famous assassin in Chinese history, appears. Hey, please ring the gongs and drums, don't be stunned.

? Holding a kitchen knife to chop wires, walking with fire and lightning. When ancient saints and sages appeared, they all presented visions from the sky and had their own auras.

Tai Shigong records that Jing Ke was born in Wei State, and his ancestor was from Qi. People in Wei State called him Qing Qing. Later, when he arrived in Yan State, the people of Yan State called him Jing Qing. He was so kind. Who wouldn’t love the protagonist?

? It is said that this Jing Qing has been reading poetry and books since childhood, and is good at wielding swords and swords. The shots are snapping, and whoever you talk to is not crying and howling. I was puzzled that such a big man appeared in the first three times in history. I was rejected three times.

For the first time, Jing Ke met Wei Yuanjun. He cupped his hands and bowed, "Wei Gong, you always find something for me to do. I can get along with you." Wei Yuanjun shook his sleeves and walked away. "Huh, I'm just ignoring you."

? With nothing to do, Jing Qing traveled around. One day when he arrived in Yuci, he heard from the landlord that the owner of a sword studio, Gai Nie, was good at swordsmanship, so he rushed to the door to discuss swordsmanship. Well, this Gai Nie was also born with a strange appearance, with a head as big as a bucket and eyes like copper bells. His eyes were so round that they looked quite scary. Hey, Jing Kexin said, why does he always look at me like this? It's because I, Fei Nuo, didn't say good things, or something was wrong. This man is not easy to get along with, so I'd better leave.

? The disciples asked, "Master, you don't seem to want to see Jing Ke." Gai Nie said, "Don't blame me for glaring at him. There is something wrong with his swordsmanship. He also likes to tell you, disciples, listen carefully to me today. From now on, if you don't practice your swordsmanship perfectly, you won't be able to do it." Brush my teeth clean, close your mouth and wait far away, don't get close to others, and smoke them carefully.

? Jing Ke didn't even pack his luggage, and left the landlord without saying goodbye. He ran all night and ran hundreds of miles in one breath. He pressed his heart, wiped his forehead, reined in his horse and looked back. Fortunately, Gaida was there. My head hasn't caught up, but the world is so big that it can't fit even my desk.

When Jing Ke was passing through Handan, people at that time were fond of learning, and there was a practitioner of Lu Gou Jian who was particularly good at it. ..Ow, ah, ah, get out, get out, get out”. He had a stinky face, as if everyone owed him money. Jing Ke said to his heart, "I'll go, how can this man be the same as Gai Datou? Yes, I have to avoid it. Later, Lu Goujian heard that Jing Ke was going to assassinate the King of Qin." Yes, I said something that moved the world, and I will tell you in detail later.

Just like that, Jing Ke arrived in Yan State and made a close friendship with a butcher who killed dogs. He also became good friends with Gao Jianli, who was good at playing the piano and drums. Several angry youths formed a band and drank drunkenly every day. The angry horse, with its long hair fluttering, was lying in the market with its belly open, lying on the curb, touching its belly, singing, looking up to the sky, roaring, and crying again, "I am lonely, I am lonely." Alas, the invincible world is really not the best. We ordinary people can understand it. When Tian Guang heard about it, he knew that it was not something in the pond. He gave alms every week and often asked some of his brothers to beat the teeth as a sacrifice. At that time, Prince Dan asked Tian Guang for help from the King of Qin. A spring light flashed in Tian Guang's mind. From then on, Jing Ke came to the stage, chased the spotlight, and got up!

Speaking of Prince Dan and Jing Ke, the bastard looked at Mung Bean for confirmation. Although they met in three lives, they met a little late in this life. Prince Dan begged a circle of people, but no one dared to respond to his insistence. The blame was that King Qin was too fierce, and no one in the world dared to resist. When Jing Ke heard about the prince's intention for the first time, he was so frightened that he almost didn't come up. Jing Ke refused because of his inferiority, and the prince insisted on asking without any support. He pulled his sleeves and gave in like this several times. Jing Ke's scalp was numb and his mind was "buzzing". , I felt secretly bitter in my heart, wouldn’t this cost people’s lives? To be honest, the prince's service was too generous. In order to welcome him, the prince stepped forward and walked backwards to guide him. He knelt on the ground and wiped the seat with his sleeves. He wiped it again and again before asking him to sit down. Oh, no, this is The prince did it to Tian Guang. But the prince knelt on the ground and kowtowed. He showed great righteousness and promised huge profits. He is the crown prince of a country. When did I, Jing Ke, have such an expectation? Come on, promise!

The overjoyed prince appointed Jing Ke as his minister, and was given a presidential suite in the State Guesthouse. His relatives came to greet him, presented rare treasures, served him with delicacies from the sea and mountains, and had beautiful women with carriages and horses as he wished. Sent.

? Jing Ke once sat on the banquet with the prince, listening to the singing and playing the harp by the maid, and heard the sound loud and clear, as if it was coming from the sky. Ke said: "What kind of hand is this? It can play so beautifully, I am very happy." The prince suddenly ordered his maids to cut off their wrists and present them to her.

Also, I once rode a good horse with the prince, galloping as if a sharp arrow had passed my ears, and the wind was blowing in my armpits. Ke said: I heard that the liver of a thousand-mile horse is called dragon's liver. It is a rare flavor in the world. I can't distinguish its freshness. I don't know what it is. What a sweetness! The prince stood with a sword in hand, killed the horse, took out the liver, burned it and prepared it for eating. Everyone on the left and right was moved, except Jing Ke who complained about himself. Isn't this embarrassing? Can I still praise the princess for her beauty? I can't survive in the Yan Kingdom. The liver and brain are on the ground, so they cannot be repaid. The prince was also very anxious.

At that time, Wang Jian defeated Zhao, and the land of Zhao was completely conquered by Qin. The Chen army marched on the Yan border, and wanted to cross the Yi River to herd horses in the Yan country. Prince Dan held Jing Ke's hand and cried to death several times, "What should I do? What should I do? I can no longer serve you for a long time. What should I do?" The prince covered his face and wept. He used the lingering wind to peek at Jing Ke and said to himself, "You It's time for you to hit the road, kid. I've been entertaining you with delicious food and drinks for so long. The fate of King Qin and the fate of my country, Yan, is left to you. You can take care of it.

? You said that this Jing Ke is a thin persimmon, you can pinch it if you want. Jing Ke stretched his waist to make a cheering gesture, "Oh, why are my eight-pack abdominal muscles turned into one? Oh, this My neck is also sore and painful. Last night I fell asleep listening to music on Luzhu’s white legs. Oops, it’s still sore and painful.” Could it be that these good days have come to an end? In the evening, we even arranged a date with Hong Fu for a drink. Jing Ke came up with a plan. I'll delay him for a while longer.

"? I mean, Prince, I wish I could fly to Xianyang right now, but if I want to beat the King of Qin, I have to get close to him. If there is anything I can get, please give it to him." If you give it to Ying Zheng, you will definitely be summoned by him. The King of Qin hates General Fan who surrendered to you. He will reward him with a thousand gold coins. If you see it, you can achieve great results."

"That can't happen." As expected, the prince hesitated, "If this spreads out, who am I and who am I? It won't happen." Jing Ke was secretly happy, I'm holding onto you, my dear. I'll make the pot hotter for you later.

? Jing Ke met Fan Yuqi privately at night and cried bitterly, "You said that this King of Qin killed your parents, destroyed your clan, and even rewarded you with thousands of gold and ten thousand households for your head. This King of Qin wanted your head." You are so vicious. You have to avenge this overwhelming hatred. How can you avenge it?" Jing Ke cried and fainted. When he woke up, there was a smell of burning hair and skin. He saw General Fan holding a fire chopstick and weeping. His chest was burning as if he was wearing a navy shirt. Seeing Jing Ke wake up, he cried even more fiercely, "It's hard to live without avenging a big revenge!" Jing Ke secretly rejoiced when he saw him in the net, "I have a plan, but General Fan is willing to help me if I want to kill the King of Qin." Fan Yuqi was a martial artist. At this time, he was in tears, saying, "My life is still up for grabs, and I am willing to listen to my teachings." Jing Ke seems to like something when he hears this, and is just waiting for your words. Hundreds of years later, it is called "asking the king to enter the urn". You can't blame me. I was also forced by the prince. Do you think it is easy for me to be a killer? I am greedy for life and afraid of death. I am afraid of death and greedy for life.

? "I would like to use the head of General Fan to offer to the King of Qin. The King of Qin will definitely see me. Then I will hold a sharp sword and kill the King of Qin. Wouldn't it be great! I don't know if the general has this intention." He grabbed Fan Yuqi's hand with concern and made a moxa-like gesture. Unexpectedly, Lao Fan shouted, "Take it as you please," and he cut Jing Ke with his knife. Poof, blood splattered all over Jing Ke.

? "Fan Yuqi, I'm going to fuck you, uncle, you are stupid. I didn't ask you to die. I told you to obey your words and run away. If you run away, how can I survive?" The reason for going to Qin is, your grandma, won’t you harm me? Is it easy for you to assassinate me? "I, bah! Jing Ke lay down on Fan Yuqi's corpse, crying in grief, crying in shock, howling to scare ghosts and gods, green beads, red whisks, farewell, farewell forever!

When the prince heard the news, he was very sad. He also laid his body on his body, feeling very painful, just like mourning his wife. After a long time, he sealed the general's head with a letter and ordered a generous burial. After searching for sharp knives all over the world, I got the "Mrs. Xu" dagger made by Zhao Guo. This brand is today the weapon of Wang Mazi, Zhang Xiaoquan, and Zwilling. He also let people quench a hundred poisons on the blade and tried it. When he saw blood, he became a prince. If he touched it, he would die. Hundreds of ghosts can't do anything. The gods and immortals sighed and were helpless.

The green tube top is still green.

The prince suppressed his anger and cleared his throat, "Well, hum, I mean Jing Qing, I found another warrior named Qin Wuyang. This kid has been killing people on the street since he was a teenager. Blood filled his path and his eyelids were covered with blood. If you don't bring him with you, I think this person is very brave and resolute, so if you bring him with you, you can be considered as a helper." Jing Ke sang a sweet promise and waved his hand, "Young Master, I have a good buddy, his skills are quite good, I have sent a pigeon message to invite him to go to Xianyang together, no, Jing Ke kicked the suitcase under the table, I have packed everything up, and when he arrives from Shanggu in half a month, I can go about my business with peace of mind.

When the prince saw that the ball had been kicked back, he was immediately displeased and thought to himself, you are not just a liar who cheats girls by cheating on food, drink, and girls. Let me try him again.

The prince hid his face and cried for a long time. He said that the situation was critical. Since Jing Qing could not make the trip immediately, why not let Qin Wuyang go first and stand in the front. I don’t know what Jing Qing’s intention was. When Jing Ke saw that the prince always used Qin Wuyang to humiliate him, he immediately became irritable and thought to himself, why don't we just eat you and use you? As for forcing people so hard, the whole Spring and Autumn version of Huang Shiren, on his thirties Don't forget to collect debts. I heard that Guanzhong is rich in beauties. Let's go somewhere else to have fun.

? I made up my mind, but my face turned sulky. My brother who was waiting for me to go up to the valley has arrived, and I can be more confident about cleaning up the King of Qin. You have urged me repeatedly, making me seem to be afraid of the King of Qin. I am so single-minded. I go to fight, but I don’t care whether I can win the fight or not. Can I, Jing Ke, do such a thing? Yes, goodbye.

On this day, it snowed for the first time this winter in Yan State. The snow was fast and the wind was strong. The prince led everyone to finally set off for the death squads. The band brothers sang all the way. It was bouncing and jumping, and the snow on the hat and body fell like snowmen. It was most difficult for the little girls like Luzhuhongfu, and the tears fell down like they were rushing to clear out the cheap stuff on Double Eleven. "Jing Ke, Jing Ke, you have to come back, we are waiting for you." Jing Kemo was at the bow of the boat, wrapping his fur coat and scarf again and again. The wind was so strong that the snow kept pouring into his neck and collar. Oh, I'll go. The wind was a bit too strong. , It’s cold. The heating in the State of Yan has not started yet. I heard that there is a Shenfuyi place in Shangjun of the State of Qin that produces coal. The heating in the State of Qin should be very hot. Where did you go to escape the cold and spend the winter? Ah, I owe you all. Goodbye. ?

? When he arrived in Shaanxi, in order to see the King of Qin as soon as possible, Jing Ke bribed the King of Qin's favored minister Meng Jia with a large sum of money to be soft on others. Meng Jia persuaded the King of Qin: "Yan Dan Wo Sui Wa is too cowardly. Her legs and feet are so weak that she doesn't dare to surrender herself as a minister and hand over a letter of surrender. Look at it, Your Majesty. This will kill Fan Yu." He offered the head of this rebellious minister and traitor, as well as a map of the Yan Kingdom's border cities, and promised to pay taxes and tribute like the counties of E Qin State. "First of all, it's such a flirty thing. I'm afraid to see you so scared that your legs will become weak, so I sent two people to see you. My king, please tell me if you want to see me."

The King of Qin seemed to be overjoyed when he heard this. Not only did he want to meet him, he also arranged a grand ceremony of nine guests, so that other countries that had not been demoted to him could see how merciful the King of Qin was. human.

Jing Ke and Qin Wuyang met the King of Qin from this. It was said that Afang Palace was huge. The palaces were adjacent to each other and were as vast as the sea. The flags were floating in the sky. The sand ants in Wei Chen all said that the Qin army was a tiger and a wolf. Master, I saw it with my own eyes today, and it’s true. Marquis Wuyang of Qin was in front of the palace, his hands and feet shaking as if he had taken ineffective fake medicine for Parkinson's disease, and the color of his face had changed drastically. Angry, Jing Kezhao kicked him hard on the calf, saying that he has always looked down on you. You are indeed a country man who can't go to a big banquet. You have to see how many heads the King of Qin has on his shoulders to know. Before this photo was taken, I had already urinated dilutely. Go away, don't ruin this big thing for me.

Jing Ke was ordered by the King of Qin to go up to the main hall, held the map with both hands high, half-knelt and half-walked to the throne of the King of Qin. When the King of Qin saw the map presented by the envoy of Yan, he was overjoyed. He left his seat, unfolded the map with one hand, and looked at the map with the other. For a long time, the map was exhausted. Before he could say a word, he saw a short sword at the end of the map. The King of Qin was confused. As for the circle, what is it for? The paper knife is also a bit big.

I saw the Yan envoy holding a short knife and stabbing him head on. The King of Qin said "I'm hiding" and stepped aside, and the Yan envoy pulled down half of his sleeve. King Qin Gao said, "I'm a thief. I'm not an envoy, I'm a murderer. I'm here to kill you. No, I'm going to avoid you."

The King of Qin straightened his crown, half of his arms were bare, he was holding the sword in one hand and the long pendant of the cloak in the other hand. The more anxious he became, the sword could not be pulled out in a hurry. The anxious King of Qin hid with Jing Ke in the main hall. One moment he hid behind the pillar, the other moment he hid beside the incense burner, "My forehead is here," and "My eyes are lame, where is my forehead now?"

? The officials of the Qin State were so stunned that they could not recover. They followed the two people left and right for a long time before they woke up from their daze. Someone wanted to kill the king. Ah, the ministers said hurriedly, "The king is carrying the sword, the king is carrying the sword," they put the sword behind their backs and drew it out.

At this critical moment, the imperial doctor Xia Wuqie was holding a stick-like old wild ginseng at the foot of the stairs, and wanted to offer it to the King of Qin who admired health and longevity to seek a reward. In desperation, he held it in his hand. As soon as he raised his head, the big carrot in the Qinling Mountains hit the assassin in the face. Jing Ke's eyes darkened and he thought something was wrong. When he opened his eyes, the King of Qin pulled out the sword from behind and slashed it on Jing Ke's leg. Jing Ke's leg was immediately crippled, "What a fast sword!" , Jing Ke collapsed on the ground. "The eyes are lame," King Qin was displeased, "Wo is a sword, not a knife, why are you blind?" He chopped him eight times as if he was chopping dumpling stuffing. Jing Ke used all his strength to throw "Mrs. Xu" at the King of Qin. He missed the blow, but Jing Ke could not move again. Covered in blood, he leaned in front of the pillar and laughed loudly, "Old thief, what are you going to do today?" I want to capture you alive and force you to cancel all your grievances with the six countries, so I never wanted to kill you in the first place."

At this time, in front of Jing Ke's eyes, the Yishui suddenly appeared. The wind was rustling, the Yishui was cold, the reeds were floating, and the sky was filled with snowflakes. The prince held his hands high, beating the angry drum in sadness and anger, with green beads and red whiskers in his eyes full of tears. A group of people stood by the water in snow-clad clothes. In the end, I betrayed you. I betrayed you. Jing Ke vomited blood and bathed in it, and his breath returned to the sky. The miraculous achievements that were originally famous for thousands of years were destroyed by the big radish. Everything in Qin is so vigorous. How can the Six Kingdoms not be destroyed and not be destroyed by Qin?

? At that time, Lu Goujian heard that Jing Ke failed in his attempt to assassinate the King of Qin. He was so angry that he almost broke his legs. If he wanted to fight, Jing Ke is not as good as me. He is not good at kung fu. You said that the prince is also blind. You send rock singer Xie Tingfeng to kill the president of a big coal country. It’s filming and playing. It looks good, but that’s not the case. Jing Ke can barely pretend to be a good person, but you can't fight with him. You have to find someone like Xu Xiaodong no matter what. This guy has strong fists and kicks. He can destroy a master with two punches, and then destroy a sect with two punches. For a time, many people in the world who pretended to be Master Fan Shengchong were all silent in fear that the sect was about to be exterminated. Everyone knows that the king is a naked monkey, but you are not wearing any clothes. If you have good fists and kicks, go ahead and fight. It’s time to fight. There are so many masters in the world who are too wet. They will tire you out carefully.

? From then on, the King of Qin hated Prince Dan of Yan and wanted to kill him quickly. "You are a coward. I didn't like you when I was in Handan. You would fight and kick people in the crotch. The crown prince of a country would do this." "Three abuses, what the hell". Wang Jian was ordered by the King of Qin to pursue Prince Dan of Yan in a hurry. He chased him from Jicheng to Liaodong, and then killed him all the way from Liaodong to Yanshui River. King Yan was forced to kill Prince Dan personally in order to protect the country and the country, and offered his head to please the King of Qin. You know that the King of Qin is easy to get along with. At that time, he was red-eyed, holding back his energy to destroy the six kingdoms and bring peace to the world. The six countries' demise is justified. Closer to home, Teacher Sun Haohui concluded in his masterpiece "The Qin Empire" that this is how the Six Kingdoms finished themselves. (Chapter limit, please check the specific content yourself). 1. Skills were destroyed by Han; 2. Zhao was destroyed by disorderly government; 3. Yan was destroyed by erratic government; 4. Wei was destroyed by failure of talents; 5. Chu was destroyed by division and rule; 6. Qi was destroyed by partial peace.

? From then on, the world was unified, and the emperor of Qin was the founder. He got the Heshi Bi, smelted the seal, and named it "Jade Seal of the Country". The country was forever solid, and the emperor Zuo lived forever. He did not want the second generation to perish. This is More to come. ?

One summer, Xia Wuji, the imperial physician at that time, was summering in the garden. He met Gongsun Jigong and Dong Sheng. Wu Shidao had an affair with Tai Shigong, and then there was Jing Ke, the biography of the assassin. When I look at this history, Prince Yan has little temperament and no ability. Seeing the humiliation of the mausoleum, he ended up destroying his country. He also trusted an unworthy person. Jing Ke was not good at swordsmanship. He just had courage and courage and could not accomplish this. You said that your goods are related to the emperor's family, and you should also make some useful things. He also planned things poorly and failed to succeed. On the other hand, the other brothers in The Assassin's Tales are both successful and unsuccessful. Toon said, "Happy families are all the same, and unhappy families are all different." This is also the case.

? Cao Mu of Lu State single-handedly held Duke Huan of Qi hostage, and forced Duke Huan of Qi to agree to return the territory he invaded and occupied the State of Lu. There was nothing he could do if he didn't agree. There was no gang crackdown at that time, so this guy is playing tricks on you. Yes, how about tearing up the ticket? Zhuan Zhu assassinated King Liao on behalf of King Helu of Wu. King Liao loved barbecue, so Zhuan Zhu took out the dagger from the belly of the fish and knocked the king over. Yu Rang of the Jin State, a man of great temperament, went to kill Zhao Xiangzi on behalf of Uncle Zhi, who had treated him favorably. One attempt failed; fearing that it would be difficult to recognize him, he poisoned his body with paint, disfigured his face, swallowed charcoal in his throat, and changed his voice. He stabbed Zhao Xiangzi again and failed. This Zhao Xiangzi respected him as a man and let the tiger return to the mountain. While walking on the bridge again, the horse was frightened. Zhao Xiangzi said that Yurang was hiding under the bridge to assassinate him, and it turned out to be true. Yu Rang's three stabbings failed, and he sighed sadly, and asked Zhao Xiangzi to take off his clothes, and let him slash his clothes with his sword. This was regarded as fulfilling his last wish. Zhao Xiangzi respected him, but suffered from the fact that his beloved was not used by him, so he also took off his clothes. He cooperated and let Yurang stab his clothes randomly to take revenge. How cute is this? I didn’t expect a character from thousands of years ago to have such a personality. This assassin killing people, the blood and sword shadows, actually made me squirm and make me laugh a lot. If I have spare time someday, I will tell you more about these brothers, as well as Nie Zheng and his sister who assassinated the Korean Prime Minister Xia Lei. They are all dragons and phoenixes among people. It will surely be the highlight for future generations. I also have a short article attached at the end of the article, recording a grass hero in the countryside.

? My sister's neighbor is a merchant, and her initial profit is very good. She has a colorful canopy and brocade clothes, floating in the market, and even though she is upright, she can't reach her. Then it will decline, and it will eventually be defeated, and it will be as decadent as a rotting dog. If he is addicted to drinking, he will get drunk every time. He will look around with his sword in a drunken manner. In the past, he went to Jinling and planned to burn the river bridge. He said that Wu Bian was patrolling too much and there was no gap, so he ignored it. He also carried saltpeter and went to Jincheng. Thunder shook the city post, injuring six people and also causing damage. Nanguan has a tattoo on his face, his sentence is over, and his voice is no longer heard.

? Dong Yeye said: Although he is brave but has no plans, he will have random thoughts in the prosperous times. In the end, he will be like roosters, dogs and thieves. Alas!

A few big whites are so proud that they don’t know what to say, and all the kings are stunned.

First written in October 2019

? Completed on 2019.11.17.

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