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Lightning humor

I hate rainy days, dear. Please show up quickly, or I will tell my mother that you stole my hand.

It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross. If you have a cold and a fever and don't want to take medicine or injections, you can bear it. Don't say you don't feel well. You can't cook when you are hungry. Then you can make instant noodles to comfort yourself. No umbrella when it rains and thunders. Tell me something interesting about rain.

Going out into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting is teppanyaki, or it stops raining, and it becomes boiled fish!

Why does it rain? Because the earth is going to take a bath! Just want to say: I hate rainy days. I see an umbrella outside. I rushed out like crazy, shouting to make the storm worse, and then what if the rain stopped? I miss you so much.