Humor about waking up too early

1, went to bed late, got up early one day and died, so I was sleepy and drunk.

2. I sleep so late and get up so early every day, and I feel like I'm going to be immortal.

I got into the good habit of staying up late and getting up early.

I joined the team of staying up late and getting up early. God, I shouldn't be old.

Going to bed early and getting up early are very sleepy. If I go to bed late and get up early, I will feel sleepy. I am super sleepy every day. What's going on here?

6. People who go to bed late and get up early recently feel that their lives are full, but they will also lose their fighting spirit intermittently.

7. I sleep late and get up early. I don't eat ice cream in summer and soak my feet in warm water at night, but I know I'm not old at all.

8. Going to bed late and getting up early is a stupid day, with headache, eye pain and body pain.