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Tell me about my brother's embarrassing sixth grade composition.
Now, his value is much higher than before. He especially likes to laugh. You see, those big watery eyes look around, whether they know him or not, whether they have seen him or not, he will always stare at him intently and giggle from time to time. That little face is pink and tender, and it feels like it can be squeezed out of the water, so I can't help but feel it. Those little hands are also fleshy, like a small meat bag. No wonder my brother likes to eat his little hands so much. My brother is covered in meat. When he takes a shower, it is also his happiest time. He was dragged naked and kept drawing water in the bathtub. His face and mouth were stained with water. He narrowed his eyes and licked the water, as if he had tasted delicious food again. He was very excited. The whole body is soaked in water, and the arms and thighs are like white lotus roots, which is very interesting. There are also three or four "rescue circles" on my stomach, which is not ugly at all, but happier. Brother, brother, you are so fat, do you want to lose weight, too
When he was born, his brother was very clever. He didn't cry much or make any noise. He just sleeps, drinks milk, drinks milk and sleeps in his mother's arms. But it's different now. He can play and start to be naughty.
My younger brother is a typical "delicious ghost". Once at dinner, we put him on the sofa, and he began to be very good. He ate his hand alone, ate it with relish, kept kicking his feet up and down, and made a "hem" sound from time to time, as if to say, this hand is delicious, and I just want to laugh. After a while, I don't know what annoyed him and suddenly burst into tears. I rushed over, made faces at him, clapped my hands, rang the bell, sang, and tried my best to no avail. Or mother know him best, say:
"Lele, you put your brother's hand in your mouth!" My brother immediately burst into tears and smiled, which was amazing. I thought to myself: this hand may not be so delicious, my brother is so delicious!
Eating hands is my brother's specialty. Now, he loves to cry more than before and has become a typical "cry baby".
Sometimes, it is still very noisy at one or two in the morning. No matter teasing her, hugging her, or teasing her, he couldn't stop him from crying. He kept crying. Tears, runny nose and saliva on his face are mixed together, so you can't wipe them for him. When you wipe it, it will scream, just like a rare treasure has been taken away. The whole family couldn't sleep, so he woke them up. He seems to have achieved his goal and stopped crying at once. Soon, he fell asleep sweetly. Do you think it's naughty for him to escape?
In the morning, he is like a timed alarm clock. He will get up at six o'clock on time. As soon as he got up, he began to practice his voice like a singer, shouting and grinning. He was very happy. When he woke up the whole family to play with her, it was not enough. He doesn't want to, but he must take it out for a walk. The whole family shook their heads at him. He fell asleep as soon as you came downstairs. Now you may think, since you are asleep, go home! Don't! Don't! Don't! He can't go home now. It seems that he has a sensor installed on him. As soon as you stepped into the house, he began to cry again. As soon as you left the house, he stopped crying, which made people laugh and cry!
My younger brother is still a famous "naughty boy". His mischievousness is different from others. Others may be naughty, but he likes to play with saliva.
Once, we took our brother out for a walk. He is full of curiosity, and he is particularly excited at whatever he sees. You see, there is a big bubble in his mouth, which will soon flow to his father's shoulder. I quickly shouted: "Dad, Dad, Zhou Zhou's saliva is going to flow on your shoulder!" " "I immediately took out a paper towel to help him wipe. Hey hey, he seemed to understand what I said, and the saliva on his mouth was sucked into his mouth with a whoosh. I suddenly froze, but he smirked at me again, as if to say, "Sister, I lied to you!" " "You said angry not irritating!
Brother naughty things more than this one! Once, my brother was playing on the sofa after taking a shower, and I called him dolphin sound. I only heard him make a "poop-poop" sound. Look, my brother is interested. I will teach him to pronounce dolphin sounds.
I shouted at my brother with a smile, and he stopped at once, motionless, as if frightened, and looked at me with a straight face. I thought he was attracted by me and couldn't wait to shout again, but he didn't respond at all, frowning at me. I thought to myself, you little guy, I can't make you laugh. I can't be defeated by you. I screamed more than a dozen times, making my face flushed and out of breath. My brother danced and laughed, and waited for a while. I shook my head with anger.
"Brother, brother, if you don't cooperate with me, my sister won't play with you. I will do my homework. " I said helplessly. Just as I was about to leave, he began to make a "poop-poop" sound again. This guy, this is obviously playing with me. Looking at his excitement, he raised his hand in the air again.
Those embarrassing things about my brother are really endless.
The whole family is very happy about the arrival of their younger brother, but they are also much busier than before. I also feel that I have more responsibilities on my shoulders, and I should help my parents do more things within my power. No matter whether there is rain or wind in the future, I believe my brother will always be the most beautiful scenery in my heart.
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