It's cold tonight. Talk about humor.

Tonight is cold and humorous. Talking about what we often send in our lives. Talking about it is a way for many people to share their daily life. Many people are talking about it, which is very interesting. So, how to send the humorous talk tonight? Come and have a look.

It's too cold tonight. Say 1 1. I'm old. I don't need my mother to remind me. I'm already wearing long pants.

2, the weather is cold, but also to earn money, after all, winter clothes are more expensive than summer.

3. It's cold recently, and children's shoes with colds have raised their hands.

4. My favorite bed in winter can't be separated from Sanqiu in the morning and at night.

5, the weather is getting colder and colder, drink some hot water and burn your mouth eight times without taking a sip of water.

6. Remember to be nice to yourself, who left you alone this winter.

7. It's very cold in winter and brittle like you; Winter is warm, like you are gentle occasionally.

8. There is a longing for autumn water and a coldness for forgetting to wear long trousers.

9. It's cold, so tattoos can't be exposed. I feel that people don't respect me so much.

10, looking forward to good year after year, but this broken cotton-padded jacket is still year after year.

1 1, it's cold, and your little baby has no clothes to wear, if you know what I mean.

12, whether to wear it or not, all the long pants are there, neither fat nor thin.

13, I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.

14, it's cold, and there are both male and female tickets.

15, it's cold, besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

16. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

17. Take care of yourself when it is cold. I can't borrow your coat or give you a hug.

18. Why are northerners straightforward? It's freezing, who has time to ink with you!

19, it's cold, and taking a bath is something that can't be stopped from the beginning.

20. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

2 1, hiding under the covers in winter, every time you go to a new place is an adventure.

Please don't tell me to wear more clothes when the weather is cold. Please come up and hug me directly.

23. There is a yearning call, looking through the autumn water, and a cold call, forgetting to wear long pants.

24. If a girl says she is cold, give her a hug. Maybe you will have a girlfriend.

25. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

26. I can't get out of bed for a day and look forward to tomorrow's sunshine.

Please remember that I am a cold person and don't be fooled by my constant madness.

28. I am so cold that I don't want to go to work, school or anywhere.

29. The weather is very cold. I don't want to hide under the covers. Come in and say something.

30, this life I finally understand a truth, people are iron, rice is steel, bed is a magnet!

It's only a matter of time before the weather and people suddenly get cold.

2, the weather is getting cold, I quietly send you warm wishes. Let happiness and warmth always accompany you, and let good luck and surprises always appear in your work and life.

When Ye Er fell, the grass turned yellow, the wind became cold, the rain became cold, the winter solstice became cold, and frost came. Lovely people should wear more clothes. Dear friends, the seasons change, pay attention to cold protection. The weather is cold and warm, and you and I know each other.

In the cold weather, I want to know your news from a distance. Do you pay attention to your health and the pressure of taking care of yourself, life and work? I can't replace you. I'll give you a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and put on clothes when it's cold!

In this cold season, I think of you every day, and the happy time has no end; Unforgettable memories are treasured in my heart, but warm thoughts are so long ago. In this cold season, I wish you health and happiness every day!

6. It's another year with yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cold. It's hard to run around all day. When it's cold, don't forget to add clothes, take care of your health and your friendship. After thinking for a long time, text messages emerge one after another. I only wish your friends better health!

7. It was too hot yesterday. I don't know if it suddenly turns cold today, so I wear shorts to work. My husband borrowed his car today, thinking that the bus would come back when I got off work. He also promised to send me clothes in the future, and then I went back without saying a word until I got off work. It was so cold that my tears were spinning. My husband came home and saw me without saying a word.

8, the weather suddenly turned cold, windy, cloudy and sunny, inexplicably depressed in the afternoon, maybe, maybe it was too long since I was brave, and I was a little stretched. Although I have always admitted that I am not good, I haven't shown my weakness in front of them for too long. It is said that the mask will grow in the meat if worn for a long time. I thought pretending it didn't matter could really get over it.

9. Autumn hasn't gone yet, and the cold winter can't wait to come. It also brought cold rain, freezing people in the cold, feeling immoral and a little warm, making people's hearts numb.

10, and leaves are no exception. The cold air paralyzed them, but they had everything except the winter wind. A gust of wind blew and the leaves became active. Some leaves can't stand the sting of the cold wind, fall from the tree and sleep forever.

1 1, the raging snowflakes are falling down one after another, and the cold wind is blowing. The road is full of pedestrians, who shrink their necks and tighten the neckline of their clothes in a hurry. The air is full of cold and dryness. This kind of weather almost ruled this winter.

12, it's cold, remember to wear a dog skin hat, and don't freeze your ears. Remember to use dog leather gloves, and don't frostbite your paws. If it's okay, just stay in the kennel. As soon as I close my eyes, winter is over.

13, cold wind, long night. Say hello softly. What now? Whether you are tired or busy, take care of yourself and take care of your health. Drink plenty of boiled water when changing seasons. It will be cold sooner or later, be careful to catch cold!

14, the breeze blows, leaving you maple leaves, roses blooming, leaving you fragrance, years passing, leaving you happiness, meteor flying, leaving you hope, SMS, leaving you blessings, it's cold, pay attention to your health, and don't forget to add clothes.

15, the weather has cooled down, and the reminder has been sent; May you: unload your cold with happiness, get rid of the chill smoothly, and resist freezing with health; Finally, I wish you all the best, good mood and good health!

16, maybe my smile is not bright enough, but it is enough to clear the haze of winter for you; Maybe my hands are not gentle enough, but I can still brush away the worldly dust for you! If fate arranges us to be together, I will cherish you.

17, it's freezing in the cold. Send a blessing to show friendship. Please smile after reading it, indicating that you understand my heart. Send a message to show your gratitude. Let me see your sincerity. It's easy to send a message. Don't let me be frustrated all the time. I wish you happiness. It's cold, if you care

18, the weather is suddenly cold. I want to know your news from afar. Whether you take care of yourself or not, the pressure of life and work, I can't replace you. Send a few words of concern, don't forget to keep warm and add clothes in cold weather!

19, white dew is frost. Autumn is qi, and grass is ash. Dew is white and wet in the morning, so remember it. The temperature is getting lower, so don't catch a cold. Cold comes and rain goes, adding clothes. Nourishing the body is easy to replenish qi and store true yang. Changes in solar terms, I wish you health!

20, winter is not necessarily cold, just wear more; Snowflakes are not necessarily cold, but they are warm under the care of friends; There are not many friends, but care is enough; May the faint chill gently caress your fatigue, and the rustling north wind convey my heartfelt concern: keep warm in winter!

2 1, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

22. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

23, winter is coming, and it is a cold air. Warm text messages remind you that the climate has changed and pay attention to your health; The weather is cold, remember to add clothes; Close friends, remember to contact; Care about SMS, wholeheartedly, I wish you good health!

24, the weather is cold, the temperature has dropped, I wish you in the distance, add more clothes, eat three meals a day, strengthen nutrition and stay happy.

25. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I'll put my own pockets.

26, the weather is cold, wear more clothes, eat less cold, drink more water, and cover the quilt at night. After all, I am alone.

27. It's cold, and I miss you again. At this time last year, we were still hugging each other to keep warm, but this year things have changed.

Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

29. It's cold, so you should put on more clothes, drink more hot water and think more about me. I hope I can shelter you from the wind and rain in the future and spend the next good time with you.

30. It's very cold. Don't forget to help your roommate open the quilt when you wake up at night.

It's cold tonight. It's 3 1 It's very cold. I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the buttons and put them in my pocket.

2. It takes three seconds for a meteor to cross, 65,438+0 days for the moon to rise, 65,438+0 years for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but it only takes 65,438+0 seconds to say a kind word: Take care of yourself! It's cold, don't catch a cold!

Dear, it's cold, remember to add clothes and don't catch cold.

I like reading messages and missed calls in the morning. I like it when it's cold and someone tells me to wear more clothes.

5. It's cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

It was cold, so I wrapped myself in clothes. My heart is cold, and I comfort myself with strength.

7. Go the same way and pass the butcher's booth. That piece of red blood completely stung my heart. In desperation, I closed my eyes and walked through the desolate place. I once again walked through the intoxicated carambola shade. I am no longer happy. The cold wind came at me like a knife and I trembled.

8. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Hot at any time, continuous fever, warm to the heart.

9, it's cold, there is someone to hug, and there is no one to add clothes.

10, no longer afraid of dark and cold weather, winter will come and pass. They all say we have to wait until dawn, but it will be dark at dawn. Now I am no longer afraid of the dark, because I know I can do many things in the dark. The whole world is waiting, maybe waiting for a corner, maybe waiting for someone, but no one knows if they will wait. Put on clothes when it is cold, turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, do what you like when you wait, and live up to yourself if you can't wait.

1 1, this day is biting cold, no matter how warm, my heart is cold.

12, it's cold and sadness begins to gather.

13, cold weather. I know no one is holding my hand, but fortunately my gloves are ready.

14, cold weather causes disease, and chilling is fatal.

15, I hope that when it is cold, someone will be ashamed to warm your hand. May a bright person live in your heart.

16, cold as a pervert, always cold hands and feet.

17. As soon as I opened the door, the wind and cloud came at me and I shivered again. Along the way, I huddled against the wind, and just walked out of the alley, I came to someone else's carambola tree. I suddenly felt the evil wind, shivering with cold, only to see the leaves of carambola falling with the wind, yellow and green, like butterflies flying; At this time, I forgot the cold, just lost in a fairyland with fallen leaves, and suddenly fell into the happy memory of my childhood, and happiness continued.

18, I'm not here. It's very cold. Cover the quilt at night. Don't kick the quilt Sleeping on your stomach is not good for your heart.

19,-cold weather causes illness and cold heart causes death.

20. I have never stopped thinking about you; Blessings to you are endless; Your friendship with me will last forever; May your happiness be in your heart; Here's a warm reminder: winter is coming, it's cold, take care of yourself!

2 1, I can give you a hug at 37.5℃ in a day around 0℃.

22. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.

23. In winter, he took a cool step from the beginning. As night falls, the cold wind is like a drunk, wandering in front of every house in the small town on the snowy plain, sometimes letting go of his throat and growling, and sometimes breathing wearily. The bare branches trembled and swayed in the fierce wind, and the moon hid in the clouds as if afraid of the cold. People are trembling and walking in the street with their hands covered. The wind is unbridled and chilly, pouring into people's skirts and blowing into people's hearts. The trees creaked, and the wind swept through the branches and leaves, dancing like the devil's claws. In winter, it shows its charm to people with its own uniqueness!

24, cold wind blowing, drizzle falling, only to find that the cold winter has quietly arrived; This moment may forget everything; The only thing you can't forget is to gently say to you who are far away from home: it's cold, pay attention to your health!

25. People who know how to rest assured find it easy; People who know so hard to forget find freedom; People who know how to care will find friends; Cold weather, not cold, cold heart is cold, I hope you have a warm mood every day.

26. I want to keep blooming in spring and give you fragrance; I want to keep the willow in summer and wander with you; I want to keep the autumn sunshine shining and warm your heart. Unfortunately, I can't realize my wish, so I can only tell you by SMS: It's cold, put on more clothes and wish you good health all winter!

27. In the vast sea of people, when the soul is looking for its own source and destination, it feels like a wanderer without a travel companion in the world. Therefore, we are the loners and orphans of the universe. There is no denying that no one can get rid of the so-called shackles.

28. I am worried about listening to the rain at night, thinking of you in winter, and the cold is still going on. I send warm greetings, which are comparable to sunshine and sent to your heart. I wish you all the best, and you can be healthy in cold weather, live a happy life and laugh sweetly forever!

29. It's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone in the family thinks you died in the bathroom.

30. Autumn passed, and I came to the open water in the cold wind. The sky is far away and the water marks are thin. I tightened my clothes and towels, and I couldn't help thinking of my relatives and friends far away. I wish you all the best in my heart! Alas, it's cold, please keep warm!