Talk about the classics of Singles Day.

First, dear, tomorrow is Singles Day, but we can't celebrate it.

Early in the morning, I watched you eat from one end to the other I don't know what you are eating. In my opinion, you drank water for half an hour. Singles' Day is coming, and even ducks will be abused. I can only blame myself for eating too seriously and loving food too deeply.

Third, I am an iron pole. After more than 20 years of tempering, I finally became an iron needle. Unfortunately, I'm still single. Today, I sent a message I hope everyone can help me thread the needle and let me find the other half. Finally, I wish you a happy singles day!

Fourth, since I had you, Singles Day is no longer lonely. Let's eat together and go shopping together. Life is full of your sweetness, no worries, no loneliness, no sadness, and full of happy memories. I hope the new year will continue with you!

People in love like to talk, but I want to talk. People who haven't talked much recently have talked, because Singles Day is coming.

It doesn't matter that I am a bachelor. I don't remember my past life. I don't give gifts on Singles Day. I just send messages on my mobile phone. I wish you a happy and sweet singles day.

Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku and find another stick. Together, it becomes a double stick. If two sticks and two sticks are pressed again, the nunchakus becomes a three-section stick. Hehe, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

Eight, how lucky I was to meet you, but unfortunately I lost you in the end and gave me an empty joy. Thank you for coming to my world.

Nine,165438+1October1,1 1, I feel very bored when I think about this moment. Just because he is not handsome, he is not married. I really want a partner to help me out. I hope that on this day next year, I will no longer be single.

Starting today, you are no longer a bachelor, but an upgrade to a popsicle.

Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies have divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

Twelve, Tanabata wants to hire two children. When I meet a man, I will call him dad. When I meet a woman, I will call my mother. Breaking up a pair is a pair.

Thirteen, poor married compatriots, look at our top ten sources of happiness!

14. You can hate Mount Everest on Valentine's Day, and Singles Day is king.

In fact, it is God's will to set up this festival. On the day when Jesus was born, that is, A.D. 1 year 1 month 1 year, the first bachelor was born (whether Jesus was a bachelor or not). Since then, this day has become the anniversary of some singles every year, but what really becomes a holiday is 1 1 11year11month/day. In fact, saying that Jesus was the first bachelor does not mean that there were no bachelors in this world before him. In that case, wouldn't the world at that time become a paradise on earth? Then God wouldn't have to send Jesus to save mankind. Only Jesus became the most famous bachelor.

I wish you four golden branches on Singles Day: one represents peace in Five Blessingg, two represents promotion and prosperity, three represents wealth and prosperity, and four represents prosperity. With the golden hoop, your family is happy and everything goes well!

17. It is not difficult to be a bachelor, but it is difficult to be a bachelor all your life. On the occasion of Singles Day, I hope that the majority of male bachelors and female bachelors will hold high the banner of bachelors and March forward courageously along the bachelor route. World Bachelor Association wishes you a happy holiday!

Eighteen, flowers fall into the water, and it is better to be ruthless than affectionate. The ends of the earth are poor and white, only endless lovesickness. It is better to be free than to be single. Free and unfettered, carefree and romantic. 11.11Singles' Day, I wish all bachelors in the world a happy and worry-free life!

Nineteen, Singles Day sitting at home playing Lianliankan, saw a pair of split a pair.

Twenty, friendship is precious, and the price of blessing is higher. If I miss you, I want to send a short message, a small message, and try to cross mountains and oceans. Be sure to convey my sincere wishes. I wish you a happy singles day.

Twenty-one, the whole world exudes the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

Twenty-two, the neighbor's uncle is too naughty and only cares about the moonlight fan in the air. Two or three cups to six o'clock, aunt.

23, the annual Singles' Day, this time you have to take off completely, in the face of the girl you secretly love, boldly say, pour out your love, don't shrink back, remember that the brave are fearless, the thick-skinned things are afraid, and you must join hands on Valentine's Day. I wish you success in playing the song of victory!

24. Explanation of Nouns Singles: Nicknamed Guang Guang, scientific name single aristocrat, common name single, once used a famous older youth, male bachelors were called leftover men, alias saints, and female bachelors were called leftover women, alias Saint Mary. Happy Singles Day!

25. I am not afraid of Singles Day. What I'm afraid of is that you just left me and don't celebrate Singles' Day.

Twenty-six, are there any children who don't like lovers' day and like singles' day!

Cherish every single day you spend now, because there will be someone to accompany you every Valentine's Day.