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Hint that the school is about to start.

Hint that the school is about to start.

With the rise of social platforms, more and more people will post stories online to share their daily lives and their feelings. So what kind of conversation will be different? The following are my suggestions for the upcoming school term, hoping to help you.

1, school has started, my waist is not sore, my legs don't hurt, and my heart doesn't even jump!

Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I still have to go back to school when school starts.

3. My wish to start school: The homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

4, usually a few nights before the start of school, almost all the lights are on!

School is about to start, and summer homework is still done for nothing.

6. After more than half of the summer vacation, I feel hard to breathe at the thought of starting school.

7. Unconsciously, I will tell you a ghost story in August: school is about to start!

8. Time goes by little by little, and school will start soon. Former classmates, are you okay?

9. Summer homework: Come tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, it is better to put them aside. Then-school started.

10, "Let me tell you a horrible thing", "I don't have the courage to be so novel", "School will start soon", "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

1 1, school starts, and cycling begins! Everything starts from scratch, and now I'm just a blank sheet of paper, starting over!

12, when school starts, it means the new semester is here. Learning is a process of constantly enriching oneself and constantly surpassing oneself.

13. As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

14, the beginning of school gave me the feeling that there was a big wave of zombies coming in right away, and I didn't even plant sunflowers.

15, one by one, that is, the homework has not been finished yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

16. On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date but looked like a funeral.

17, when school starts, it means the new semester is here. Learning is a process of constantly enriching oneself and constantly surpassing oneself.

18, the first day of school, clean up the chaotic mood and return to the ocean of knowledge!

19, lying in bed playing with my mobile phone, I slapped myself when I thought that school was about to start and I didn't start my homework. Damn, playing mobile phone will still distract you.

20. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

2 1, "What hurts more than the person you love doesn't love you" and "School begins"

22. The prescription for all school phobia patients: attend classes for 2 1 day in September, 0/9 days in June, 0/6,5438+0 days in June, and 0/9 days in February. In other words, there are still 23 days before the winter vacation. What is inspiring? This is inspiring!

I have a special function, that is, I can finish my homework in two days, but I can only start two days before school starts.

24. The whole world began to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school. Only I want to bring snacks.

25. Those students who have always suspected that there is no news during the summer vacation will learn to appear in a high-profile manner as schoolmasters.

26. The sentence that everyone just started school must be: "I will study hard this semester."

27, school is about to start, and I'm almost a senior three. Unfortunately, I can't learn and I won't grow up.

28. There is a kind of boredom called the opening ceremony, an excuse for not bringing homework, and a kind of happiness for teachers to ask for leave; There is a kind of sadness called the coming of the monthly exam, a kind of quietness called the arrival of the old class, and a kind of hardship called China students!

29. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my opponent's summer homework has been bothering me. My mother-in-law doesn't like me at school and wants to break up with me in the summer vacation. I am sad.

30. Start school if you're not crazy, and you'll be finished if you don't do your homework.

3 1, there are two words that hurt thousands of net bugs: school starts.

32. There is nothing to look forward to when school starts, and that's it: Mid-Autumn Festival → National Day → Winter Holiday.

33. "When are you quietest?" "See the teacher at school, see the male god on the playground, see relatives at home, and see strangers in Lu Yu."

34. We will break up with the summer vacation in a few days, because there is a third party between us, called "school".

35 or hundreds of pages of chat records are not as good as the voice when the new school starts.

36. There is no need to study next semester. I bombed the school!

37. I became stupid again this summer vacation. How can I integrate into that high IQ environment when I start school?

38. A few days before school starts, doing homework is just like eating dazzle.

39. I have a burning silence, and my resentment will be even heavier when I hear about the start of school. Don't push me, I'm afraid I can't control it.

40. I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai when I start school. Many girls send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he threw them at me with a look of disgust.

42. Shanglian: Telephone fees, tolls and broadband fees must be paid; Downstream: meal card, water card, bus card, Kaka, etc. Horizontal approval: breaking the money at the beginning of school.

43. School, you can get my people but not my heart.

45. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

46. A thousand sentences I like you are not as good as the sentence "What a coincidence" that started school in September.

47. It's time to start school. Now the feeling of reading textbooks is like this-what, what, what is this?

You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.

49. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

50. We will break up with the summer vacation in more than ten days, because there is a third party between us, called the school.

5 1, the summer vacation is over, it's time to prepare for the winter vacation!

52. "I will be gay friends with whoever talks to me first at the beginning of school." "Then you and the teacher should be gay friends."

Please give me a handsome guy who is proficient in mathematics and physics in good times and bad times.

54. It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

55. In ten days' time, we will squat and shit and climb the ladder to sleep. From 7: 00 in the morning, there is no power at night, no TV to watch, no sofa to sit on, waiting in line to eat in the canteen, and taking a shower to be watched by others. Summer vacation, summer vacation, we once loved each other, and it hurts to think about it.

56. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

57, all blame the bitch who started school, and broke up with me in the summer vacation!

58, teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework, can you not take it away!

59. I have always doubted that those students who didn't hear anything during the summer vacation will learn to appear in high profile as schoolmasters.

60. If you do well in the exam, you will be called gardenia. If not, it will be called the end of the soul; If you have a parent-teacher conference, you will be called a monster hunter; Call pancake man when you have a holiday; If school starts, the Great Sage will return.

6 1, the new semester has begun. May your child's innocence make your heart more calm.

62. I plan to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

63. "Doctor, I haven't slept well or played well recently. Am I terminally ill? " "School will start soon."

64. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

65. The large-scale disaster film "School Begins" will be released simultaneously in cities across the country in September. ...

66. I broke up with the summer vacation because of that bitch who started school!

67. "Close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode!" Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.

68. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

69. I fell in love with summer vacation, but soon, school started and took my summer vacation away.

70. School is about to start. Please pay attention to who will be the first person to greet you after entering the class.

72. Don't call me fat at the beginning of school. I'm just thin enough.

73. The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world: from school to holiday.

74. "Actually, it's nice to be alone, quiet and not lonely." "Speak human words." "I don't want to start school."

75. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

76. On the day of school registration, there are always a lot of people dressed as blind date.

77. Summer homework is a gift we gave to our teachers at the beginning of school. You can't live without this semester.

Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

79. "There are only 15 days left in the summer vacation. What do you think? " "Where did the time go? The summer vacation started without a good look ~ "

80. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.