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The tone of the word control said: It rained all night in my dream and I woke up to find it was wet.
In this world, no one is forever. Sing a romantic song, sing a song about quiet years, fireworks, fleeting time, the world of mortals, vicissitudes of life, shallow encounters, and faint forgetfulness.
Turn my love for you into wine, and all the cats ten miles away are drunk.
Who cut the time into fireworks? In an instant, everything was prosperous.
5. The best feeling is that you and I love each other and never express our love.
6. Acacia doesn't fall in the east of the city, and it doesn't sleep in the west. Missing doesn't return to Nannan, and the deep sea doesn't sleep in the north of the city.
7. I review every step. The mountain is an old friend's eye, and the willow is a slender hand. Every step has been difficult since I met you.
8. There are boats in the sea and roads in the mountains. This love is buried in the mountains and seas, and the mountains and seas don't know it.
9. If I had white hair and faded face, would you still hold my hand like this?
10. There is a galaxy in the brow and stars in the eyes.
1 1. I'll only walk with you for a thousand miles, and I'll never ask if it snows on sunny days again.
12. A cup of green tea is for yourself, and a cup of turbid wine is for the past.
13. I hope someone will treat you like before, hurt you to the bone and never let you down.
14. I want to go with you. Summer rain is boundless, and winter snow is boundless.
15. Life is like a dream, for fun?
16. You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.
17. The spring breeze is ten miles behind you, and you are everywhere in your dreams.
18. I will remember the unexpected warmth in my life, and I will also remember the days when it rained heavily without an umbrella.
19. May you grow old, with sunshine in your eyes and magnanimity in your smile.
20. Three-mile breeze, three-mile road, step by step in the wind, step by step.
I woke up and thought I was taller, but the quilt was covered horizontally.
1, I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance and a psychological remoulder.
May you learn to take part in accidental amusement as soon as possible, and may you get used to the difference of things as soon as possible. After all, not everyone is as naive and emotional as you are.
Don't think that I dare not hit you. You have no right to let labor touch you.
4. What kind of gentleman are you pretending to be in this world where diaosi is rampant?
5, with my most beautiful smile, smile for everyone to see, one fan counts as one.
I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me with my homework.
7, learn to be a tough bitch, not artificial, not timid, how to live proudly.
8. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment. I said a word in my heart: Fried!
Please leave my world, don't worry! I won't keep it.
10, lift the quilt in winter, get up in the morning, do exercises, take a bath and turn off the water, which are called three desperate moments in life.
1 1. If there is a dog lying on the ground in winter and blocking you, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.
12, sometimes it's so cute. I don't know how to talk so as not to fascinate you, so I won't talk to you.
13, God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.
14, please ask god to give me a brain that can understand mathematics and physics. I am willing to exchange the beauty of my deskmate.
15. Never fall in love because of loneliness.
16, everyone has his own destiny. What does everything have to do with others?
17, it is said that girls only have four wishes: nothing to gain, nothing to learn, no harm to love, and no obesity.
18, you left, I said I would always bless you; But I will curse you to the end.
19, wearing slippers and a mask is three o'clock.
20. The tragedy of life lies in: I dreamed a sweet dream hard for one night, but I woke up the next morning without remembering anything.
It's so sad to wake up from my dream. Tell me.
Sometimes I just need someone to talk to.
2, miss the commemoration, and finally don't miss it.
3. Warmth is a luxury, which needs deep cold and pain.
4. Look up and smile, hoping to smile to the bone.
Time is passing, we are changing, and everything is no longer the same.
6. Actually, we are all children. Why pretend to be so strong, so bitter, so tired, so hurt yourself?
7. Why use dignity to retain a person who has changed his mind?
8. I want to be the person you want to see most, and the last person you want to say goodbye to.
9. After laughing, you still have to face the reality.
10, do people really have to have so many tricks to get what they want!
1 1. The cooling of my palm froze the fire in my heart.
12, the pain of fleeting time can't match your bitter gentleness.
13, it is said that Tianya is a stranger ~ what is Tianya? Turn around and turn your back on you. It's the end of the world now ...
14, he vented his loneliness on you, but you naively thought it was love.
15, I am not lost, injured or angry. I'm just a little tired. I'm tired of giving too much and getting too little in return.
16, the cruelest thing about years is not getting old, but remembering.
17, I just want you to know that every time I try, I don't try my best.
18, I have to leave and walk step by step before I realize that there are many intersections in life.
19, I believe it will always be a difficult thing. Cheap feelings in this world are like wholesale.
20, two atria, one lives in the most important self, and the other has long been discarded.
2 1. Memory is like an empty scaffold.
22. It's not that I don't understand, but that I'm too persistent.
23, how sad I am, you have a good life.
24. Even the best memories can only be regarded as nostalgia, but they cannot be repeated.
25. We all love others without hesitation, but we don't know how to love ourselves.
26. Feelings that can be thrown away at any time, destinations that can be thrown away at any time, and ambiguity that can be dispersed with feelings.
27. Time is like a dose of poison, eroding everything around you.
28. We all become numb in life and forget our original selves.
29. Memory is like water in your hand. Whether you hold it tightly or spread it out, it will gradually disappear.
30. Inadvertent sadness and persistent forgetting.
3 1, whether the drizzle in the air represents who you are crying for.
32. It's my fault that we fell in love. I always thought I wouldn't fall in love with you.
33. People around me are always walking around, and who will stop for me?
34. Keep changing channels, even if only one channel has you.
35. No matter how you say it, you can't cry. A lot of pain is used to accumulating in your heart.
36. The world is too false, and our love is too helpless.
37. But love is sometimes kind and sometimes cruel. How can I love him like I love you?
38. Some things can't be adhered to. Even if you don't give up, you can only give up smartly.
39. Once a broken heart reaches its limit, it will take many years to heal incompletely.
40. You learned to be perfunctory, and I learned to be far-fetched.
4 1, tears are the hidden rules of love, which always make people sad.
42, tears, is thinking of a person; Trying to miss someone is to remind yourself that at least one person is worth your tears.
43. Insist, if there is something wrong, what can we leave behind?
44. Your departure took away the muse in my world.
45, I don't know, you already have her.
46. I waited until tears came down.
47. Will incomplete love be sweet? Usually this language is beautifully written. But the fact is chilling.
48. Youth has graduated ahead of schedule, and dreaming is not kind.
49. There are not many good memories, only cruel and helpless reality.
50, QQ, in order to wait for someone, and so on, but there is nothing to say.
It turned out to be a classic line of a handsome man
1, Gao Meinan, it doesn't matter if you want to cry or throw up, so don't gnash your teeth. —— Huang Taijing
I remember you said don't stand where I can't see. —— Huang Taijing
3. It's my woman, which I couldn't say before, my woman. xinyu jiang
Obviously, I stand in front of you, but who did you reach out to? xinyu jiang
It's boring because I can't see it, so don't stand where I can't see it, Gao Meinan. —— Huang Taijing
6. I have been forgotten for a long time, but I am still waiting for you and will come back to you. Expect me to worry about you like a fool alone! xinyu jiang
7. That woman stood me up. xinyu jiang
8. Is it because there is electricity? Drink water well. -Gao Meinan
9. There is someone here who will like you unconditionally. xinyu jiang
10, it's really important to me. -Gao Meinan
1 1. There's something I really want to tell you that might scare you. Does it matter? xinyu jiang
12, one step away, why not take one more step? xinyu jiang
13, even the reporter didn't come. Why did the pig come? —— Huang Taijing
This rabbit is very dangerous. —— Huang Taijing
Even if there are more stars at night, I can only see the moon in my eyes. —— Huang Taijing
16, I will protect you from exposure. xinyu jiang
17, after one hour, can you really go back to your original place? -Jeremy
18, just one hour, make me like you! -Jeremy
19, ah-you are pretending to chase my pig! —— Huang Taijing
20. Don't put it down! Listen like this, put it down and you're dead. —— Huang Taijing
2 1, listen up, pig rabbit-Huang taijing.
22, I can give you more comfort, as long as you honestly tell me what you need, I can give you comfort. xinyu jiang
23. Gao Meinan, you can be a drugstore owner when you leave here. —— Huang Taijing
Sister Dean, my star is crying in the dark. -Gao Meinan
25. I thought I was handsome and did many things. It's hard to be handsome! xinyu jiang
26. I have no eye for cards. —— Huang Taijing
27. Why should I (you are the last one, so you are the safest)-Huang Taijing.
28. It's a rabbit. What about a pig? —— Huang Taijing
29. Pig, I'm going to take your nose off. —— Huang Taijing
30. Gao Meinan, drink some water! —— Huang Taijing
3 1, brother, this is the same, if you eat too much, you will vomit. -Jeremy
32, Gao Meinan, articulate, getting better and better. —— Huang Taijing
33. This toilet is more dangerous than expected. It seems to be careful! —— Huang Taijing
34. The teeth are beginning to get sore-Huang Taijing.
Don't get sick, handsome. I can't turn a blind eye to what you are doing. xinyu jiang
I'll take good care of her. You don't have to worry. —— Huang Taijing
37. I want to say thank you (hmm), but I'm sorry (hmm). Does it matter? —— Huang Taijing
Mother superior, I am taken care of here. Please give me the courage to do it well and don't hurt them. -Gao Meinan
39, but this kind of woman is not very good-Huang Taijing.
40, pink lace, very feminine (this is not my type)-Huang Taijing
4 1, I will put up with it. I like tall and beautiful men very much. -Jeremy
42. Yes, at least I can see where you are. —— Huang Taijing
I can see the stars even if it is dark. -Gao Meinan
44. Gao Meinan, I allow you to like me! —— Huang Taijing
45. When it is dark, you should be within my sight. —— Huang Taijing
46. A guy like a rabbit. —— Huang Taijing
47. Because you like it, nothing matters. -Jeremy
48. Brother, why is Gao Meinan a woman? -Jeremy
You can't see me here. -Gao Meinan
50. People who have no love are guilty. -Jeremy
5 1, I have always hated people from the beginning, because the people I hate have been doing annoying things. I hated you from the first moment I saw you. You really did the most disgusting thing. You will continue to do things I hate in the future, and I will certainly continue to hate you! So your forgiveness will never happen now or in the future! So now get out of my room! You dirty and smelly guy! —— Huang Taijing
52. National goblin? What goblin? Why do you want to be a demon when you have to pretend to be kind? Liar devil, help me pick up the garbage. I said pick up the dirty tissue with sebum on your face! Don't turn it off, I'm dying of perfume in your hair! I need some air. Open the door before you leave! —— Huang Taijing
You are as light as that piece of paper, without weight! —— Huang Taijing
54. You are stupid. There are not one or two such ice cream shops around here! This is another house! —— Huang Taijing
55. As I said, there are many such stores! —— Huang Taijing
56. It should be this way. I just pass by here by car every day, and I seem a little dizzy, so stop nagging and stay where you are! —— Huang Taijing
57. I have self-esteem and can't take a taxi back! —— Huang Taijing
58. Your scenery alone is enough to make my room fall in price! —— Huang Taijing
59. what Gao Meinan, thank you? Thanks, you idiot. This is nothing to be thankful for. Who saved who? —— Huang Taijing
60. Everything is general, and a signature needs to be felt. You are stupid, so your signature looks stupid! —— Huang Taijing
6 1, Jeremy grew up in England and was used to making very intimate moves. You must not be used to tall and handsome men. —— Huang Taijing
She can't be here. I just want to make sure she's not here. I can't sleep anyway. —— Huang Taijing
63. Why isn't your mouth stuck? —— Huang Taijing
64. Walking in the rain with my brother like this is really like the picture in the movie! -Uhey
Yes, it's like a movie, a horror movie. —— Huang Taijing
65. If something happens to Tekin, I will never eat pork in my life. —— President An
66. What's the pig's nose for? It has no taste. —— Huang Taijing
Gao Meinan, I ask you again, do you have to stay here? As a man, a handsome man, do you have to stay here? —— Huang Taijing
68. Without this evidence, wouldn't you be found? Are you stupid? You're not a woman without evidence? —— Huang Taijing
69. If the reporter has any questions, just ask me! I will take care of it! —— Huang Taijing
Since you expect me to be your big brother, I won't let you work hard any more. xinyu jiang
7 1, by my side, you just have a good rest. xinyu jiang
I know you're not waiting for me, but it doesn't matter. I'm here to pick you up. xinyu jiang
73. Now I'm really tired, and I can't miss you any more. How do I feel now? You can see clearly in a bright place! xinyu jiang
74. Today, when you were born, is an extremely precious day. -Gao Meinan
Sister Dean, I received warmth and comfort on my birthday. Now I really want to give it all to this person. Please let me comfort him. -Gao Meinan
76. Brother, it's really good. -Gao Meinan
Gao Meinan, I, allow you to like me. —— Huang Taijing
78. Next to Big Brother's shining star, I just cling to the shining moon around Big Brother. -Gao Meinan
I can't say that the moon is useless, because no matter how many stars there are in the night sky, I can only see the moon. —— Huang Taijing
I can only see a very special star now. Can I like him? -Gao Meinan
I can see you clearly now. Do you always cry like this when you can't see me? Gao Meinan, have you been looking at me like this? I can't see you, so I don't know-Huang Taijing
80. Sister Dean, the small universe in my heart has exploded and turned into countless stars. What should I do? -Gao Meinan
As we all know, not everyone can sing my songs. —— Huang Taijing
82. Do you take a bath in the toilet? —— Huang Taijing
83. Can my heart return to its original place? -Gao Meinan
Of course, I've been watching you! -Jeremy
Because of her, I can't even work. He has strong feelings for others. He sings very well! Love to tears, don't you? Say it's a disaster, so that's it! Sure enough, don't be careless, rabbit-like guy! Ungrateful guy! —— Huang Taijing
86.are you chewing gum? Why is it so close? ... a little closer, stop-Huang Taijing
87. When I was a child, I was not sensible and thought that the person who gave birth to me was my mother. —— Huang Taijing
Don't pretend to know me. When I was a child, I didn't dare to pretend to know you because of my wife's fame. Now I'm famous, but it will bring me trouble. —— Huang Taijing
Yes, it's like driving into an accident-prone area at 240 kilometers per hour. —— Huang Taijing
90. For my mother, I can pester her like that. For my brother, I don't even mean to insist! How can twins be so disloyal! —— Huang Taijing
9 1 But no matter what I think, it's dangerous to have anything to do with you. Gao Meinan, you are too dangerous! You are an "accident-prone area" yourself, so you'd better avoid such people! —— Huang Taijing
You can leave, but how can you leave without saying a word? What about the president and lawmakers who know nothing about this? Will you let me do it? Where's your aunt in your apartment? Always say, pack up and go! Do you think you can just leave quietly? Do you think I'll let you go like this? Get in the car! —— Huang Taijing
93. Your eyes are swollen into goldfish eyes. Do you want to cry in front of the media? How do you explain it? Say I bullied you again? —— Huang Taijing
94. Do you insist that you are a girl just because there are hairpins on your wig? —— Huang Taijing
95. Why don't you ignore me because I'm angry, no matter what I do? -Gao Meinan
Because I always see you! —— Huang Taijing
I can't see clearly, can I? I can't just see myself, but I am dazzling. I can't see anything around me, can I? I can't see clearly, and I don't know why you are doing this! Why are you angry with me? Please leave me in a dark corner, who says you can see me! -Gao Meinan
Did you spit in my room just now? —— Huang Taijing
97. If this goes on, the tongue will blossom. —— Huang Taijing
98. If I go to Rome, who will clean up David? Birds nearby use David's ass as a toilet. -Gao Meinan
99. Sister ...-Master Ma
I told you, I'm still a petitioner, not an official nun. -Gao Meinan
100, Huang taijing, a man must never kneel at any time, absolutely! But now I am on my knees. -Ma Shichang
104, Gao Meinan will definitely be popular! I seem to see what I looked like when I debuted. —— President An
Why do you want to be a nun? Sister Dean
This is the will of the Lord. -Highly beautiful
No one can see through God's will. Sister Dean
106, do you use the toilet to shower? In the future, whether you use the toilet to bathe or brush your teeth, you should do it in your own room-Huang Taijing.
107, where did you put your mouth? If you can't drink wine, you can't afford it. You can't treat innocent people like this! ! You're worse than orange peel.-Jeremy.
108, if I were you, you wouldn't be here. I'll throw you off the roof! -Jeremy
109, I am in a good mood because I am cool-tall and beautiful.
1 10, although incredible, is a reality. —— Huang Taijing
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