Let's talk about the connotation and personality that makes people's brains open. Absolutely funny.

1, when I become a woman, I will destroy your harem.

2. I want to be a queen, and I want seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six hospitals.

It doesn't matter if nothing else is good. If I have a good attitude, I will win completely.

If you don't have a job once, call me ten thousand times.

5, your sister, what I pull is capital, and what you pull is coquettish.

6, the world is so big, there is only one me, you watch and cherish.

Please don't doubt that I am still the poor man in your mind.

8. Remember, I will come to you again, but I will only go down temporarily.

9. What does equality between men and women mean? Why are there separate toilets for men and women?

10, brushing your teeth every day is both sad and happy, that is, cups and washing utensils coexist at the same time.

1 1, people and pigs are actually different, and people are sometimes even worse than pigs.

12, stop being arrogant and be careful of chastity.

13, life just wants an old partner, so cultivate it slowly now.

14, I came to this world because I knew you were waiting for me.

15, you are not a fucking traffic policeman, why should you interfere with the direction of labor and capital?

16, remember when I was at school? The teacher always says: Look at me.

17, I have to admire Korean girls, who breathe and wear stockings on their legs.

18, scold me if you want, don't wait until I wake up.

19, I tell you: If you dare to bully me, let my grandpa take it away.

20. trendy people always wear underwear outside, which makes them look long.

2 1, think about the bitter tears at school at that time. It's really hard to go to work now.

Young friends, I don't know where all the time has gone, do you know?

When I cut my hair short, no one will say that I have long hair and short knowledge.

24. Sitting in the back when you are in a bad mood will affect the people in front of you.

Please tell us what makes you unhappy so that we can all be happy.

26. I want a group of men around me, so I planted many little boys.

27. The so-called hooligan means that others look up to beautiful women and you look down on them.

28. If you can catch a man's heart, you must feed him first.

29. You haven't received a love letter, so write one for yourself.

I want to say a lot to you, but I can't say it on my lips. I ate a lot of saliva.

3 1. Playing games in Internet cafes is like chewing dazzling gum, and you can't stop.

I'm sure you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never lived in the future.

Talking is knowing that you understand my mood at the moment.

If you were not blind, you wouldn't recognize me with your ears.

We always enlighten others, but we can never get rid of our own troubles.

36. Any unreliable explanation is unnecessary, so why should I flatter myself?

Inspiration is what God whispers to you, but God is too busy to tell you again.

38. We scold people thousands of times, but we don't allow others to scold a word.

39. Why does grandma like her granddaughter-in-law but not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

40. Obesity is an attitude, meat is a spirit, and obesity is also a figure.

4 1, I am not a post station, not a place to rest when I am tired.

42. You can't reply to my message invisibly. Your spirit is really worth learning.

43. I'm not Song Wu, but I can't compete with you, a tigress.

Those who have hurt me in the past, don't worry, I will pay you back slowly.

45. No matter how bad your grades are, you can still smile. This is the dignity of a school scum.

46. People's looks are divided into two categories: one is natural beauty, and the other is natural inspiration.

47. Just because the crowd looked at you one more time, I was blind.

48. Eat delicious food to celebrate when you are happy; Eat delicious food to comfort you when you are sad.

49. There are many fish in the sea. Is love rat still looking?

If you don't go out for a walk, you will think that this is the world.

Let's talk about it

Let's talk about it

A wisp of snow dancing tonight, I miss you, boil a pot of bitterness, coagulate plain paper, and ink will become frost. The wind rolls up the porch window, the moon cage is cold and sand, and a curtain of flowers is cut out, which is full of prosperity. Plain colors are like brocade, water and moon reflect flowers, and dust is like a dream. In March when peach blossoms are in full bloom, you are charming. And I, with icy indifference, forgot at the end of the year.

Second, most of the time, it is not that we go to see our parents' backs, but that we bear their chasing eyes and their unwilling, uneasy and eyeful eyes. Finally, I gradually realized that no one in this world can love me as much as my parents love life.

Third, a humble woman lives a humble life and always wants to live better than others and be envied by others. Now it seems that no matter how hard you try, the ugly duckling will not become a swan, because a young relationship has caught up with everything. After countless cries and insults, the woman understood that no one could be trusted.

Fourth, bend down and pick up a leaf. It's not the season of falling leaves. It had to leave the treetops only because of the rain. It wants to go back and continue its short life, but no one can help it. Can only sigh, can only miss.

5. If crying is just a catharsis, don't forbear any more, tears can sometimes wash away cowardice; If loneliness is just a state, then don't just be silent. Only by making your own voice can you find your place. If giving up is also a kind of free and easy, then don't be too persistent. Let go when it's time to let go, and resolutely refuse when it's time to turn around. Life wants us to move forward with tears, and we will always give you a smile inadvertently.

Every night, I feel lonely and sad, and my arrogant heart is fragile. I always see that others are right and feel arrogant, but my heart is gone and my heart is no longer counted. You are like a mountain in front of me, but you never gave me a chance to cross it.

Seven, the other side of time is infinite. Looking back, it was a hasty year. We didn't have time to say goodbye and went our separate ways. Looking at the yellowed photos, it is also clear and blurred. Tears and laughter, time is still the same, I am still the same, where did you go as a childhood friend? Honey, you know what? Over the years, I have been waiting for your unexpected arrival, but I just turned around alone again and again.

Eight, in reality, sadness is unbearable, jealousy is difficult to calm down, anger is difficult to control, but when you return to nature, to the universe, to a larger space, you will feel that love is really not the only thing in life. In the biggest sadness of love, you still have to endure tears to go to class and go to work by bus, but you still have to go to work.

If missing is a disease, then I think I am very ill. Last night, I woke up from my dream again, and the heartbreaking pain made me breathless. Looking at the soaked pillow, I know I must cry like a girl in my dream. I grabbed my hair and tried to wake myself up, but my heart hurts, hurts.

Ten, how many nights when the moon is swaying, gaunt and thin shadows, deep eyes, staring, staring, extremely gentle, and I, sitting in the flickering dim light, silently listening to the rain on the eaves, can't get out of this heart that is imprisoned by green light and drums!

Eleven, if one day, your life without me, please remember my kindness to you; If one day, you don't remember me, don't forget every minute we met. When a person is used to the existence of another person, even if he doesn't like or love, he will still feel lost and a little sad. There is no word fair in the emotional world, so I won't care. Our days together will be the best memories in my life.

I thought butterflies couldn't fly over the sea because they didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not butterflies that could not fly across the sea, but the other side of the sea, without waiting.

Thirteen, but the boundless mood can't bypass the rugged love. In the pale night, there is always the illusion of ruthless years. I collect beauty with my heart, but my long-cherished wish always passes me by. So, love hurts, and my heart hurts, and love changes quietly in the running water of the years. I also looked silly, sad and pregnant.

Fourteen, everyone's heart will have an unforgettable love, there is a person who can't get rid of it, and there is an irreplaceable position. That place is not great, but it will be the most beautiful and deepest memory. Maybe we haven't been in love for long, but there must be many stories.

15. I once loved you. In those years, you were a lamp in my dark world. Where you stand, there is a direction. I once blamed you. On the day of separation, I lost not only my lover, but also my only dream in that long time.

Don't give up, my friend, but you must go. The misty smoke finally drifted into light rain in the wind. Open the umbrella and let the rain fly everywhere. There seems to be too much to say, but we broke up in a hurry. After so many years of growth, we can read each other's minds without saying anything.

Seventeen, change, at the fingertips of bending. Trembling eyes were moved by the breeze, overflowing with gentle tears. The cold evaporates, under Li Huafei's tree. The sadness of fleeting time, writing the perfection of life. You and I will practice for a while, so that we can endure the wind and frost and tell our sadness on a cold night.

Eighteen, there is love in life, and the heart is drunk; Life has hate, and the heart is fragile. Some things hurt themselves; A little tired, I understand. Some people won't forget because they don't want to give up; Some people have to forget because it's not worth it. Life is stormy, and some memories can be dispersed; Life is terrible, so don't mention some things.

Nineteen, the pain that can't go out, the past that can't go back, who broke the string of happiness, who planted indifference in the colorful season, who repaired the distance into a loop, and who strung tears into a necklace.

Twenty, many days have passed, like firecrackers at the end of the year, from far and near, from noisy to weak, gradually, in the sour smell of 2008, slowly faded away. Up to now, before the Lantern Festival, life seems to belong to a year of peace, going out, working, going to school, wandering away from home, living alone, struggling for many years, or growing year by year, maturing year by year. It all started with a simple taste of the year.

Twenty-one, a gorgeous encounter, a silent ending. Two flowers bloom, two flowers bloom. We met in the wrong season and grew up in different worlds. You go east and I go west, passing by. It was just an accidental meeting, but it was a sad beauty. When the story is over, it will eventually return to the original world. If life was just the first time, would you still choose such an encounter? If life is just like the first time, will it be more prosperous?

Twenty-two, I look through the hole, but I am also used to obscurity. Moonlight, like a flood, with its unique brilliance, easily eroded long-lost feelings. However, in the deepest part of your memory, you are always so bright and listening to the most unforgettable sadness. The shadow of the laurel tree is crumbling, but the tacit understanding is: your ups and downs, my joys and sorrows!

Twenty-three, the footsteps quietly passed the traces of memory, and the deep footprints were filled with fallen leaves, telling the wounds in the world of mortals. The footsteps stopped, the waist picked up the yellow leaves, a drop of tears prompted the last breath, listening to the helpless sadness. Unconsciously awakened the sleeping nightmare, falling a dust in the dance of time.

Twenty-four years old, just think about growing up slowly. Although I stumbled all the way, I walked all the way, either sad or happy, through that beautiful youth. Youth is a beautiful word, I don't know how long I can squander it.

Twenty-five, the scenery we walked through was just drifting. We lit a cigarette and burned it between our fingers. Only when we are in pain can we understand that love has gone far. We stood up silently and learned to forget after a long period of strength. We can't just fall apart. On that night soaked with tears, we knew that feeling only because the pain was hidden in our hearts.

Twenty-six, people around me are becoming more and more silent: there are many people online on QQ, but they rarely talk to me. Sometimes I suddenly feel I don't know what to say, so I have to be silent. There are some things I don't want to tell some people, and there are some things I want to tell some people that they don't understand. Silence is a disease, and we are all suffering from it slowly. This disease also has a nice name, called growth.

Twenty-seven, graduation is a cruel season, mature and immature to harvest together; Cherish the happiness in front of you, don't wait until you lose it to regret it; Don't make promises easily; Please continue to be ambitious. Great ideals may not come true, but you will move forward and not fall down. Always remember to be grateful to those who have helped you in your life. Since you are in your twenties, try to get used to it. Remember, if you look wider, you will get less hurt.

Twenty-eight, the days are limited to illuminate the forgotten face. Without you, I am silent in every space. Butterflies fall and willow leaves fall, blowing resentment and sadness, and hating warmth and coldness. In the past years, when there were no dreams, lost pastimes, relatives baked and stored, promises played by the wind, bitter tears squeezed dry by desert vicissitudes, and flowers scattered everywhere, who could understand the emptiness of wide sleeves? A dreamlike rain and smoke, at this moment, has turned into a mysterious bamboo stick, forcing a smile, and there are thousands of years.

Twenty-nine, standing by the door watching the scenery outside the car fade away, fade away and disappear, I managed to pull out a smile and swallow the bitterness back into my stomach, but I didn't know where to bury it. I seem to see a sea, the autumn is crisp, and I wander by the sea alone, watching the ebb and flow of the tide, banishing my unknown love.

At the age of 30, I will also think that maybe one day, when I walk on a street, I can meet you at the corner, meet the familiar figure, the person who loves you the most, and I will pretend to smile and greet you calmly. Then, if you happen to still love me, I think your arms are the warmth I want to be close to most, and I will reach out and touch your face, even though it is a sad picture, perhaps as short as a dream, and I want that moment.

Thirty-one, Nirvana once, if the heart stops, then you can laugh at the world of mortals. Love and hate, joy and pain. You taught me all this. Four years, from acquaintance to acquaintance, from acquaintance to acquaintance, we have experienced ups and downs all the way, but never thought about today's ending. Who is to blame, who is to hate and who is to blame for today's ending?

Thirty-two, sometimes, in the face of people around you, I suddenly feel speechless; Sometimes, things that have been adhered to are unrecognizable overnight; Sometimes, I want to indulge myself and hope that I will go crazy hysterically.

The sweeter she smiles, the more you dare not look at her tearful face. I'd rather fall in love in a plain life than really step into a sad and affectionate love story. You want to hold her hand quietly, pay attention to every scenery in the years, and accompany her to white hair, but this season has gone far.

Memory is a shutter full of wind chimes, and there is no trace of tenderness in the aftertaste. 2, the heart is micro-moving, but far away, things are wrong, people are wrong, things are wrong, and the past cannot be chased. The only thing in the world that will get better and better with the passage of time is memory. 4. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.

Thirty-five, the flowers bloom and fall empty, and the fate gathers and the fate is exhausted. Let the peach blossom rain, rather than the cold night wind, and the flowers will fall red. In the dust, the silent night will cross and be buried in Hua Zhong, and the leisurely walk will be fragrant. I worry again and again that the wind and cloud will move and the sky will play tricks on me.

36. You, I like you very much, but I won't, because liking is just a rhetoric. I will turn liking into an indispensable part of my life, and I will turn liking into a natural habit in my life, just like dressing and eating, just like walking and talking. You are a beautiful trip for me. If you meet me, maybe only the afterglow of the sunset and the four seasons that never fade can represent my mood, but where are you?

Many things have passed, but our mood has not been forgotten. We always inadvertently find that time has left us behind with its never-ending pace. No matter how hard we try, there are very few things we can grasp in our hands, except those dribs and drabs and memories of the past, only helplessness to reality and confusion about the future.

Thirty-eight, the wind blew down my memory, but my thoughts inexplicably filled the whole heart. The rain wet my dreams and made ripples in the depths of my heart. Pedestrians in the street came and went in pairs in the rain with umbrellas. I can't help asking myself, why don't you exist under my umbrella now

What love songs do you listen to when you are sad? How many cloudy days do you walk through every cloudy day? You are used to telling others that you are doing well, but it is not. You are used to saying this because you just don't want to say that you are afraid of being seen through and how many tears you have shed.

What makes people sad in love is not that you love him but he doesn't love you, but that he is kind to you but doesn't understand you, and people who understand you have no feelings for you. The helplessness of life is that your choice is often that those who want to have sex will eventually become bosom friends, and those who want to be friends will eventually become lovers.

Forty-one, there is always a person who has been living in his heart, but bid farewell to the unforgettable memories in life and continue to live. There are many people coming and going, and there is always one place that has not changed. Look at the warm sunshine and think about it occasionally.

Forty-two, I forgot who, who remembered me, smiled faintly and forgot the world. Looking for a person's dream and seeing a person's scenery seems to have never been met for so many years, and it seems that I have never walked so many roads. Stay, dissipate

Forty-three, once, everyone was like a beautiful butterfly, dancing in the world of love and enjoying everything given by this beautiful nature. However, when the rainstorm hit, I got stuck in the mire, but no matter how I flapped my wings, I couldn't fly. So, disappointment, gradually despair.

Funny QQ personality signature with wide brain opening.

Do you like me because I'm mentally retarded?

My wish is to win a heart, because there is no need to go on a blind date.

My love for you is an uphill tractor, vigorous.

I envy all the girls thinner than me. How can you look better than me?

For health, you must go to bed early and get up early. How to face the blow when you are ugly and in poor health?

If you can take a selfie, how come you don't have a boyfriend?

I get up early every day just to get some sleep.

You know, if you can hit you, how can I scold you?

You are lucky that a handsome guy like me can make friends with you.

Can you stay with me late into the night because of love? No, it's insomnia.

My soul is singing and dancing, but my body is stuck in bed.

High cold is just a way for me to hide my teasing attributes.

I can see from the fact that you like the sea so much that you must like the waves, too.

You are always serious and uncomfortable, but you don't have to, really.

I'm old enough to get up in the morning and go to bed at night.

I am just a fairy. Listen, I'm almost out of touch.

Don't worry if you can't figure it out now, and you still can't figure it out in the future.

In the eyes of your mother, you will always be a child, but I am not your mother.

Absent-minded people in class don't know what to worry about. What did my direct business trip say?

I heard that ice is sleeping water, but I only know that fart is shit in one breath.

Doctor, what about big pores? Reduce pixels.

Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a day.

Every time I do an experiment in chemistry class, I always say one word in my heart: Fried.

If you treat me like a game, I'll kill you. ..

The person you like is finally blind.

Every morning, the rope that binds the hair has to be wound several times. Two turns are too loose and three turns are too tight.

Your face is slightly red, like a pig's head in the wind

I lost my temper. I was afraid someone would hit me.

I'm afraid you'll come to me when my cell phone is dead, but you never come to me when you have electricity.

I really want to be a cat in summer and sleep lazily and nobly.

You and your female ticket are so sweet. When you go to the street, you always hold hands. Oh, as soon as you let go, she bought it at buy buy.

How do you feel handsome after taking a shower? That's because you're crazy.

After listening to so many English songs, I never knew what they meant.

Eating is also what I want; Fat, I am also; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

If you want good eyesight, use Hushubao first.

There is delicious food, just say whatever you want. If not, go where you like.

Secretly take a mobile phone to find the answer when studying in the evening. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light and I became the focus of attention.

Cheer up, there is nothing to care about, anyway, no one wants to leave this world alive.

Hello, the fairy you called is in trouble, remember to buy candy to coax. Thanks for your support.

A thousand routines are not as good as one sentence, I want to sleep.

I was born a big shot, and it's okay to suffer a little.

Besides love, there is only a car accident.

In order to prevent me from shopping online on New Year's Day, I spent all my money on Double Eleven and Double Twelve. Isn't it amazing?

Never show weakness in front of me, or I will want to bully you.

I just stick to my own path and let you talk behind my back.

The secret of staying young is to pretend to be cute.

You can't have it both ways, but you can have poverty and ugliness at the same time. Fat and short are also special.

Brainwashing quotations and classic online buzzwords.

Brainwashing quotations and classic online buzzwords.

1, "What if I meet a snake in the wild?" "Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian."

2. A test of friendship is whether two people can speak ill of others together.

3. People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later; If you can't take time to review, you will take time to make up the exam sooner or later; People who can't find time to fall in love will find time for blind date sooner or later. ...

Today, my boyfriend went to the company to participate in the ugliest clothes contest. He wore a simple white T-shirt with a photo of my makeup remover on it, and won the first prize!

I saw a foreigner standing in front of a poultry stall in the food market one day, as if to buy chicken. Then I saw him thinking silently for a long time and struggling to say, "Please give me an egg mother ..."

6. When the son pushes down the building blocks, he always shouts: The city management is coming.

7. Last night, someone put on the Kongming Lantern, which read: I passed all the exams ... As a result, it was hung on a very high tree.

8. Bed ... let me die ... I have a job ... I have to leave you. ...

9. There are two ways to motivate, one is to see others succeed, and the other is to see others unlucky.

10, scribble life, no need to draft.

1 1, come on, you're not an umbrella.

12, every woman who calls herself "elder sister" is looking for a very man, and it turns out that the most man is herself.

13, others review books, and they will understand when they watch, but I will pass when I watch.

14. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky. ...

15, China Food Industry Association selected the new version of the four most beautiful women in China: Tao Huabi, Ashangpo, Zhang Junya and Huang Feihong.

16, a man's dream: 1. I am really as handsome as my mother thinks; 2. I am really as rich as my son thinks; I am really as feminine as my wife thinks.

17, the new unfilial three: studying literature, taking the postgraduate entrance examination, no object.

18, my colleague asked, "How old do you think we are going to be poor?" Me: "That depends on how long we live."

19, I believe in love, but my mother-in-law doesn't believe it, and I can't help it.

20. I am the kind of person who can't move forward once I have left myself a retreat.

2 1, I was born before Jun was born, and Jun was born when I was old. June hates that I am late, so I will repair your computer.

22. What drink can make your chest plump? A: Good wine with coffee and E cup with E cup.

23. "How to point out that a person is ugly?" "This face is so pitiful."

24. I am basically sure that 90% of the software installed on my computer only reminds me that there is a new version that needs to be updated.

25. When I played football, many people liked me.

26. One of the scariest things in the world is to watch horror movies with people who are afraid of watching them.

27. If a girl doesn't take selfies in Weibo, she must be desperate for her looks.

28. My youth has long been buried in my three-layer stomach and double-layer chin.

29. Masters and doctors are running all over the street, and technicians are nowhere to be found.

30. "Is this word written by Xin Qiji?" "How should I know! Sunday. "

3 1, falling in love is nothing more than two results. First of all, go back to your homes and find your mother; Second, your mother becomes my mother.

32. The simplest emotion between people is mutual contempt.

33. Everyone is not a vegetarian, and vegetarianism is fake.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

35. In this world, only soap is losing weight seriously. ...

36. It is not necessarily a good thing that everyone is drunk and I wake up alone. They probably just want you to pay the bill.

37. The brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my mobile phone screen.

38. People are tired, otherwise they won't be called people.

39. "I'm married." "Congratulations, can you tell me the details?" "If you register a Taobao, you will become a pro." I'm so tired from eating that I won't gain weight again.

40. China and Britain now have four accounts to settle: the Opium War, the burning of Yuanmingyuan, the CET-4 and CET-6, and the London Olympics.

4 1, the bright line at the foot of my bed, hey, there is a bottle of hand cream on the ground.

42. You must be homeless in your last life, and you have to live like this in your life. ...

43. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.

44. There is a compromise called going to bed early and a grievance called getting up early.

45. I am allergic to time.

46. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

47. "What is a social elite?" "It is to gather all the people in the society and then compress, refine, filter and then compress, refine and filter the rest many times." "That's scum!"

48. "When the British invented table tennis, they didn't expect China, a god-like country ..." "When China played cuju, they didn't expect today ..."

49. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a kind of coldness called forgetting to wear long trousers. ...

50. Why do crabs run amok? Because it is rich and willful!

5 1, as soon as you go out: there are no birds in the hundred mountains and no footprints in the thousand paths.

52. The buns in the canteen are always undercover from Shantou.

53. Everyone who doesn't like me is ugly.

If you saw with your own eyes how the trees in the sky turned into piles of exercise books, would you still have the heart to do your homework? Yes! No business, no killing!

55. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself.

56. The temperature has dropped recently. I saw a Hercules on the highway, driving a convertible and wearing a motorcycle helmet.

57, resolutely can't blindly follow the crowd, so, decisively hand in the papers in advance.

58. Laoyue, can you marry me without the inferior red rope from the cottage? Every now and then!

59. People who are most likely to be hungry are generally fatter, because there is an idiom: Hunger is the heaviest (the most heinous crime).

60. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

6 1, endure a calm for a while, step back and step on the air.

62. While eating, a foreigner at the next table asked me in broken Chinese, do all your mobile phones have the function of detecting toxic substances? I was at a loss. I said, no, he said shyly. I see many of you use your mobile phones to take pictures of food before eating. I still take pictures.

63. ...

64. A man, with a dignified figure, failed to date more than ten times. He was very upset and asked the experts for advice. Experts ask: What are the questions they ask you the most? He replied: How much is the monthly income? The expert asked: What's your answer? He replied: 10000. The master pondered for a long time and said, well, next time a girl asks you about the confinement.

65. What's your income? You should answer five figures. Two weeks later, a man called Gao Ren: Please come to our wedding next week.

66. The dying grandmother trembled and called her granddaughter: "I ... I want to leave my farm to you ... There are villas, tractors and other equipment ... and 22.39 million in cash ..." The granddaughter was moved to tears: "God, grandma,

I didn't know you had a farm! Where is it? Grandma said with her last breath, "Facebook ..."

68. A family of three is watching TV on the sofa. The father was thirsty and asked his 3-year-old son to pour a glass of water. The son climbed down from the sofa and went out again. Soon, he came back with a glass of water in his pants. The father took a sip of his glass and praised his son. Mother asked:

Where did he get the water when he was so short? Father thought hard for a long time and came to a painful conclusion: there is only a toilet!