Funny sentences suitable for friends late at night

I haven't lost weight because of your "take care" for so many years. I have compiled some stories about sending friends in the middle of the night. Welcome to enjoy!

1. I dreamed that I was bought as a wife in the mountains, but I was driven back because I ate too much.

You must consider the feelings of others when you do things, and don't make others too happy.

3, in fact, you are not fat, just take it one step at a time.

If mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood, what a lovely creature it would be.

The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

7. Stay with me. At least I have more than ten catties of meat than others. I love you.

8. Every time I tutor Buddha's feet, the Buddha always kicks me hard.

9. Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

10, the reason for insomnia is too full, too hungry or too much missing you.

1 1 I find that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power called successfully avoiding all the correct answers. 12. If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to be the boss.

13, pregnancy is like pregnancy. After a long time, people will see.

14, giggle is not innate, but from the moment I fell in love with you.

15. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

16, when you are in love, you can't finish talking about love; After marriage, I lied again and again.

17, happiness means that when I am lost, you give me happiness like an angel.

18. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

19, I am very strong, at least I won't be deleted without saying a word like you.

20, insomnia, love will eventually sleep.

2 1, making money is like constipation, old and difficult; Spending money is like diarrhea, you can't hold it!

22. I only have eyes for you, and your big face keeps me from seeing others.

23. Mom said that you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

24. Come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.

Listening to your story, I couldn't sleep all night.

Since you can't give me the future, how can you have the courage to say forever?

27. If one day, you choose to give up on me, I won't cry, but a stronger smile.

28. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

29. I envy two kinds of people: those who have the ability not to waste and those who have the conditions to waste. 30. Isn't it a kind of happiness to find a fool to accompany you to insomnia?

3 1, the most affectionate eyes in my life are dedicated to the mobile phone screen.

32. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

34. The school just signed in for five days in a row and gave you a homework carnival.

35. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing.

The above is a conversation in a circle of friends in the middle of the night for everyone to enjoy. I hope everyone will like it!