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Funny homophonic memes about love are recommended for couples
Funny homophonic memes about love suitable for couples (Part 1)
1. While studying, I know how to put myself in someone else’s shoes, but my deskmate doesn’t agree.
2. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.
3. There was a piece of bread walking on the road. While walking, I suddenly sprained my foot. It turned out to be a croissant.
4. Question: Do you really want to lose weight after eating so much every day? Answer: Enjoy it!
5. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke American or British accent, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.
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6. I am an easy person to get along with. If I don’t get along well, I will find the reasons myself.
7. Bowl and chopsticks are good friends. When the bowl dies, the chopsticks are very sad and say: Wan is safe.
8. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber didn’t give him a haircut, so he said: “Take care of me” (angrily coaxing the subject’s eyes)
9. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting bubbles "Blue blue blue".
10. Look, look, the moon today is not pretty at all. It is neither round nor bright. Yes, I don’t forgive, I don’t forgive.
11. The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed". The duck covered his face and burst into tears: "If you don't tell me, why don't you tell me?" You’re just making fun of me”
12. Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said that scheming frogs keep touching your belly.
13. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally apologized, because m sorry!
14. Guo Donglin suddenly had kidney stones. His agent called his wife: Donglin had stones. His wife was stunned: How about looking at the sea?
15. Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him, and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me, I’m just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... green grass Also makes it smell better for me?
16. The big truck met a taxi for the first time. The big truck said: "My name is Big Truck." The taxi said: "I call a taxi." The big truck said: "Stop calling, I will take you there." "You!"
17. I was so hungry that I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.
18. If you want to quit cola, it is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. After drinking it, you will sigh, "It's so sour!" Sigh sour drinks!
19. The coal cannot ignite, which turns out to be a fault with the coal.
20. "Why does Xu Xian let Bai Suzhen go when she sings every time she gets angry?" "Because she is the best at rapping snake songs." Funny homophonic memes about love are suitable for couples (Part 2) )
21. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams because of Starbucks.
22. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about? Are you talking about getting crow’s feet?
23. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar told it twice but the spider still didn’t understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily: "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said aggrievedly : "I am a spider"
24. I am a little sheep. I was sheared today and I lost my sheep.
25. The mother sparrow heard the little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to wear today, baby?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"
26. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiao Ming: It’s equal to six minus one. Teacher: Why do you still say this when you know the answer? Xiao Ming: Because we young people don’t talk about the five (martial arts)
27. Don’t love me, there will be no results, I have many things, and I still like to do things.
28. The mother cat scolded the kitten and said: "Why did you tear the caught mouse into pieces? Don't you think it is cruel to do so?" The kitten Li Qu said: But the mouse pieces are really delicious.
29. If you don’t even take care of me, why are you taking care of it, a barber shop?
30. If Wang Zhiqian doesn’t give you a change, just ask Cai Yuan for compensation.
31. Why aunt never sweats, because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.
32. He was afraid of the dark and obtained a night avoidance certificate.
33. When I think of him entangled with that snake every day, I can't help entangled with him.
34. The leader of the martial arts alliance was forced into a corner by him, covered his wound and slumped on the ground, waiting for him to raise the knife and drop it, but he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured in pain. : "She has already left... Even if I rule the world... so what..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many photos of Xunren. Announcement..."
35. "What should I do if the white balloon pops the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"
36. I want a cup of pumpkin almond milk, not apricot, not Melon, don't expose it, keep it Nanren.
37. I was ironing clothes today, but they would wrinkle no matter how I ironed them. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them, don’t leave.
38. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
39. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, why would you add Pirates of the Caribbean?
40. You don’t even like me, what do you like? Xizhilang? Funny homophonic memes about love suitable for couples (Part 3)
41. Asked Stone Monkey when he misses home the most, he answered: Late at night, why? Because in the dead of night, the stone monkey is homesick.
42. If Cai Yuan refuses to pay compensation, go find Huang Ting to pick it up.
43. During the festival, the little white rabbit said to the deer angrily: You see other girls can receive flowers, why don’t you give them to me? The little deer said pitifully: Because I am a sika deer.
44. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.
45. My uncle cut off his head and became fierce because he turned into a vulture.
46. Look, I have two erasers here, but you don’t. Why? Because you have no partner (oak).
47. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no. No umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.
48. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.
49. I can’t say beautiful words, but I am speaking beautiful words.
50. I raised a bunch of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?
51. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring and waited for autumn. She went to see it and muttered, "No results, no results." 52. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? What are you doing picking up that thing when you have time?
53. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments and eat them after adding them. I just felt heartache. It turned out that what I added was so bland.
54. If you can’t find a stirring tool when making milk, you can use a key. The inventor of this method is Li Bai. There are words to prove it: The key can make milk. I want to learn from Li Bai.
55. You don’t even think about me, so what are you thinking about? Do you want to die?
56. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to take two photos of the stunned shark with her." . ”
57. If you don’t even add my WeChat account, why would you add Canada?
58. Sun Wukong’s golden hoop disappeared, so he went to ask the land father-in-law. Sun Wukong asked: “Where is my golden hoop?” “Great Sage, your golden hoop is perfect for you.
59. The little duck said to the chicken: "Chicken, I like you" Chicken: You don't have to, duck.
60. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Her father didn't hear her, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, why are you laughing?" Her mother slapped her. A collection of fun and funny homophonic meme copywriting
A collection of fun and funny homophonic meme copywriting Part 1
1. We can’t just feel the pulse of the times ourselves, and don’t let your mother feel Wang Yibo.
I think about giving it a go for life all day long, and then I turn around and ask your mother to give it a go."
2. The difference between female celebrities and me is that they don't eat even when they are hungry, but I eat even when I'm not hungry.
3. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones?
4. The sparrow’s mother combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. Say: Chirp
5. The two uncles are playing chess. The child: Uncle, your car is gone. p>
6. What song is Yugong singing when he moves the mountains?
7. I am a relatively mature person, and I just eat when I am angry.
8. One day, the elephant was eating a lot of ice cream. The more he ate, the more disgusting he became. The little mouse said, "I'm tired of the elephant. I'm tired of the elephant. Did you hear that?"
9. Boys nowadays are so interesting. They just talk about it and show off when watching a movie with a girl. I was in class with more than 50 girls. Did I say anything?
10. "Maybe I am a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"
11. Why do I always want to eat when I am in a bad mood, because I feel sad and want to chew.
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12. The little deer took pictures of the little rabbit, but couldn't take any pictures. The little deer asked the little rabbit to jump, "You are too short." The little rabbit was anxious and wanted to cry, "I am not short, I am not short at all." "Short"
13. I had to fill in my personal information when I entered the door. I filled it in blindly, so my identity became a secret: "I filled it in blindly and then quietly passed by, leaving a little secret."
< p> 14. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turned out that this is called "spicy buns like mud"15. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the neighbor next door.
16. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It turns out that this is called, Like eating cheese.
17. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t cry, flower.
18. I was busy at home and mushrooms grew. I cooked and ate the mushrooms and got poisoned. I went to the hospital and the doctor said that I was poisoned by a good mushroom.
19. The little bear planted one. The fruit tree was carefully taken care of every day until autumn. The fruit tree did not bear a single fruit. The little bear said disappointedly: "No fruit, no fruit."
20. One day, the elk got lost, so he shot Call the giraffe and say: "Wai, I'm lost! ” Fun and funny homophonic meme copywriting part 2
21. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle couldn’t stop for a while. The mother said it was because it was a small spiritual fire
22. Yongqi helped Huang Ama take a bath, and she even got mud out of it
23. If you don’t want to talk about love, what are you talking about, are you talking about getting rid of crow’s feet?
24. The mother sparrow smelled the little sparrow: "What kind of hairstyle do you want to have today, baby?" "Little sparrow: "Chirp ~"
25. From now on, my mascot will be you, crab! - Because you have money (pliers)
26. There is a piece of The glass was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from the building and said: Good night, I broke it!
27. This is the back of my hand, this is the instep of my foot, you are my baby.
28. You seem to have gained weight. I can help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!
29. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were riding horses together. There was a cliff in front of them. Guan Yu said: " Hurry up and rein in your horse." Zhang Fei said: "I am happy." Guan Yu said: "Hurry up and rein in your horse."
30. One day the little duck confessed to the chick: Chicken, I love you. Chicken :You don’t have to.
31. If a girl does something bad, God will send you a guy when he gets angry.
32. "What should I do if the white balloon pops the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"
33. If you don't even kiss me, why are you kissing me? Tsingtao Beer ?
34. Spongebob was fired by Mr. Krabs. Spongebob said with tears: "Mr. Krabs..." Mr. Krabs: "You're welcome."
35. Why does Superman wear tight clothes? Clothes? Because saving people is important.
36. I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that I couldn’t access the Internet.
37. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.
38. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments and eat them after adding them. I just felt heartache. It turned out that what I added was so bland.
39. You didn’t stay up all night. What did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?
40. Don’t love me, there will be no results, I have many things to do, and I still like to do things. Part Three of Fun and Funny Homophone Smells
41. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move mountains, move mountains." The son said: "Sparkling."
42. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she muttered, "No fruit, no fruit."
43. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.
44. We cannot let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice courage every day, and we cannot let people who are afraid of ghosts go shopping in Guijie every day.
45. Even if the weather is so hot, we will always get to know each other.
46. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. Shiitake said angrily: "You don't have eyes, go to hell." Then Orange died. Because the bacteria want the orange to die, the orange has to die. .
47. If you want to quit cola, it is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. After drinking it, you will sigh, "It's so sour!" Sigh sour drinks!
48. My neighbor was singing in KTV at home. I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was. He said it was louder than Waimai. I ate a grilled oyster and it had no taste at all. , I cried while eating, it turned out that these were oysters without ingredients.
49. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.
50. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab!"
51. If you don’t even hold my hand, then what are you holding? Holding the hand of Guanyin?
52. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we were. I checked. , it turns out that good things come true.
53. You don’t even pay attention to me, why are you taking care of it, a barber shop?
54. The doctor prescribed some pills for me, but I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills crackled. Get out, it turns out it's a good sound to get out of the pill.
55. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied. The shrimp said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "What are you good at?"
56. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?
57. I didn’t bring any books to class today. The teacher asked me where the books were. Yeah, where did I lose?
58. One day, the little pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said: What do you two want to eat? The little pig said: Give me some pig food. The boss said: Okay, one day. Pig food, what do you want, little leopard. The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: It’s eight o’clock sharp Beijing time.
59. We are all hamburgers, why are you all babies, and I am the fool!
60. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green, why? Because Tiger has a Green Lion certificate. The popular homophonic memes on the Internet are so funny that they are hilarious
The popular homophonic memes on the Internet are so funny that they are hilarious Part 1
1. The animal that should not be messed with the most is the orangutan, because it bangs its chest.
2. In the dead of night, every time I want to ask myself how I managed to balance my studies and my relationship.
3. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was an area that couldn’t be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said, “Please rub it carefully.” The little bear’s eyes turned red and he said, “I’ve rubbed it, I’ve rubbed it, I’ve rubbed it.”
4. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.
5. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating cheese from a child. It turns out that this is called elephant eating cheese from a child.
6. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am a reflex fox.
7. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
8. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.
9. Would it be cute if I called a toad a toad? I called a coyote Wolf, and only Gina found it cute.
10. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally apologized because m sorry!
11. Today I went to an island called Buavogyura Island.
12. Hello, I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
13. I said that I preferred Li Bai’s poems, and Lu You was very angry. As a result, my family was unable to access the Internet.
14. If Huang Ting can’t find it, go find Li Da.
15. When you are touched by a scene, you can use two words: touch.
16. Look, I have two erasers here, but you don’t. Why? Because you have no partner (oak).
17. You didn’t stay up all night, so what did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?
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19. There was a little duck who stepped on the mud and ran very fast, and then fell asleep. The name of the story is called Mud Fast Sleeping Duck.
20. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab was aggrieved: "No, I am a crab!" The popular homophonic meme on the Internet is so funny. Hilarious Chapter 2
21. If you don’t even care about me, why are you going to the barber shop?
22. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife, why did White Snake put it on? Feeling your head is particularly heavy? Because that’s a peaked cap!
23. We are all hamburgers, why are you all babies, and I am the fool!
24. Once upon a time, there was an illiterate person who was walking. As he walked, he suddenly became literate. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.
25. I want to take you to eat roasted purple sweet potato, and then whisper in your ear "I am purple sweet potato and you".
26. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.
27. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Her father didn't hear her, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, why are you laughing?" Her mother slapped her.
28. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?
29. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. The dates fell apart. The dates fell apart. Did you hear that? They fell apart early.
30. Do you like ladylike or cute style, or am I an epileptic?
31. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.
32. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to be a star. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the ground.
33. You seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I can help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!
34. Why does Conan always wear that suit of clothes? Because he is afraid of being said by others: Ouch, these are new clothes!
35. Just after taking the pills given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I picked up a few dates with chopsticks. After eating, I felt anxious. It turned out that I was taking the pills with chopsticks and dates.
36. The little animals had a dinner together, but the little elephant was very angry. It turned out that this was a weather bureau.
37. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied. The shrimp said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "What are you good at?"
38. I bought a piece of clothing today and I feel very comfortable wearing it. Did you hear that? It’s always been there.
39. When I went to school today, the teacher asked me where my books were. Yes, where did I lose?
40. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked my classmates who had paper. The climax came, and the words just Falling, a long and soft eunuch's voice came to mind from the TV, "The Emperor has a decree." Part 3 of the popular homophonic memes on the Internet that are so funny
41. Girls who love to laugh are always in good shape, why?
42. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.
43. If Cai Yuan doesn’t pay compensation, go find Huang Ting to pick it up.
44. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
45. I asked my mother, why can’t the candle flames stop for a while? Mom said it’s because he’s a spirited boy.
46. Barley does things like barley, and Xiao Ding does things like Ding Ding.
47. Be sure to eat late-night snacks before going to bed, so as not to Hungry dream.
48. Why does the aunt never sweat?
49. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. , I thought I captured the whole summer, Cicada: I can’t say I love it, I just like it at all.
50. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing me? Hong Shixian?
< p> 51. The puff was squashed, and my mother said I couldn’t eat it. I asked why, because it was a flat puff.52. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally wiped two ants to death. A little ant came, and the boy asked it: "Little ant, where are your parents?" "The little ant said: "You wiped it to death"
53. If you don't even coax me, why are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
54. If you can't find it when making milk You can use a key as a mixing tool. The inventor of this method is Li Bai. There are words to prove it: The key can make milk. I want to learn from Li Bai.
55. I had a stomachache in the middle of the night and I said: "Stomach, Can you please stop? "Wei said: "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun"
56. What will Wangwang Snow Cake turn into when it is hot? Wangwang Senbei.
57. Now Boys are so interesting. They chatted and showed off while watching a movie with a girl. I was in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?
58. Once upon a time, there was a little duck who was special. A duck in the class came up and said: What a short duck.
59. Men are not lustful, so what are you doing?
60. Yes. A piece of glass was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from the building and said: Good night, I broke it! Collection of super funny homophonic memes suitable for sending to friends (64 sentences)
Super funny homophonic memes suitable for sending to friends Chapter 1
1. One day, the duck confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don’t have to.
2. I am ironing clothes today, but why? It will wrinkle when you iron it, but I said don’t wrinkle it, don’t wrinkle it, don’t leave.
3. The weather is so cold, but my quilt doesn’t want me to lie alone. It says I must have you lying next to me. , only then did I realize that it was called Nest Love You.
4. The other ants have been shouting that we have no queen, we have no future, you heard it... we have no future. < /p>
5. I said I can’t drink, but you keep saying that I won’t live long?
6. I have been short since I was a child, and I am still short when I grow up. You hear me? Is it still love?
7. You seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I can help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!
8. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. Shiitake said angrily: "You don't have eyes, go to hell." Then Orange died. Because the bacteria want the orange to die, the orange has to die. .
9. The Foolish Old Man said to his son: Move the mountains, move the mountains. Son: Shining.
10. What will happen if Chinese people don’t eat? Will be linked to Chinese fasting.
11. Guoba, Mianba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba asked Guoba: What are we going to do? Guo Ba said: Let’s meet Ba!
12. Usually good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.
13. "Dad, Dad, what does it mean to be eager to try?" "This is where I take a bath," Yue Yunpeng said to his son.
14. On the way home from buying oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that this is called oysters liking mud.
15. A hunter shot a fox. , and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am a reflex fox.
16. I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that I couldn’t access the Internet.
17. I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home and the rag fell off and rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag was able to go out.
18. If you don’t even coax me, then Who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
19. When I was 17 years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Who knew the cicada said: "I can't say I love you, don't grab a cicada, I just like it a little bit."
20. "Why do you often feel dizzy when riding in a car?" "That's because you don't memorize multiplication tables."
21. I said I don't drink. But you go around telling others that I won’t live long... Part 2 of a super funny homophonic meme suitable for sending to friends
22. Xiao Wang’s father is very strict and not good at speaking. He did not speak during four years of college. I wrote a letter to my son, maybe this is Yan Buxin
23. I said I was delivering express in Beijing, but you said everywhere that I have a piece of land in Beijing?
24. If you don’t even want me, then what do you want? Food?
25. I just took a bite of spoiled watermelon and my stomach hurt. I went to the hospital and got a test.
26. One day I found a little dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust wouldn’t go away. The dust wouldn’t go away. Did you hear that? You can’t go back.
27. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally wiped two ants to death. A little ant came and the boy asked it: "Little ant, where are your parents?" said the little ant. : "You wiped it out"
28. Don't love me, there will be no results. I have many things and I still like to do things.
29. One day, the little bear planted a strawberry and a mango, and found that the strawberry grew very slowly. The little bear said: "Berry, you can't do it. Berry, you can't do it. Did you hear that? I can't do it without you."
30. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.
31. I met a boy in the elevator, and he pressed the button for the eighth floor. Oh, I really knew how to hint that he liked me a little bit.
32. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.
33. There really are dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, the sky began to slowly become gloomy, and occasionally it would drizzle. My mother told me to go home quickly. I couldn't hear anything when I was eating. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"
34. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I'm stupid!
35. If you suck a cat, you will be bitten by the cat, but the dog will not, because sucking people is fine.
36. I am a condensed milk bun and I lost my temper today.
37. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!
38. The puff was squashed, and my mother said it couldn’t be eaten. I asked why, because it was a flat puff.
39. From now on, my mascot will be you, crab! ——Because you have money (pliers)
40. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said: "Hey, I'm a giraffe. . ”
41. The giraffe said: “I’m a giraffe!”
42. Job’s tears should be done, and Xiaoding should be done. Part 3 of super funny homophonic memes suitable for sending to friends
43. Conan has always spoiled Xiaolan, and he is really a master at spoiling her.
44. You don’t even hurt me, why does it hurt? Tengger?
45. Everyone is a hamburger, why are you all stupid, and I am the baby? .
46. "Maybe I am a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"
47. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said aggrievedly, then It's the queen ant. Woohoo, we don't have a queen anymore.
48. If you don’t even care about me, why do you want to go to the barber shop?
49. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally apologized, because m sorry!
50. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.
51. Liaoning is the most popular place in China for ins style. You can often hear conversations like this: "Jie Yin, do you have ins?" "ins"
52. Do you know why Dora? Does A Meng have no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.
53. Even if the weather is so hot, we will always get along.
54. I bought a steamed bun on the road. When I went back and ate it, I couldn’t stop crying. It turned out to be a really good steamed bun!
55. The deer always gets nothing when taking pictures of the little rabbit. The deer lets the little rabbit jump. You are too short. The little rabbit is anxious and wants to cry. I am not short and I don’t love you at all
56. One day, Tudou learned how to tell fortunes and made a sign on the street. As soon as he yelled twice, Suan came over angrily and fried Tudou's sign to pieces. When he left, he said fiercely to Tudou: "You're going to yell, Suan, try it!"
57. He was afraid of the dark and obtained a night avoidance certificate.
58. I said that I preferred Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn’t access the Internet.
59. Our country has already invented drone technology in the Tang Dynasty. Du Mu’s "Passing the Huaqing Palace" has a record: "The concubine riding on the red dust is laughing, and the drone is tied to the lychee."
60. Nezha asked Wukong: "Jiang Yao, let me ask you if you dare!" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?"
61. Guoba, Mianba and Niba are good friends. One day, Mianba and Niba were playing together. Guoba called and asked, who are you? "I am Niba, did you hear me? I am you, Dad"
62. The crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly. Said: "No, I am a crab!"
63. Bowl and chopsticks are good friends. When the bowl died, the chopsticks were very sad and said: Wan is safe.
64. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in rooms in horror movies? Answer: How many medicines live in the piano and how many demons live in the mailbox
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