Say crazy sentences with hilarious humor (49 selected sentences)

1, the company in the ordinary is the warmest.

2, nothing to drink a little wine and then walk the dog.

From heaven to hell, I passed by.

4, xx years can make people laugh and say sentences.

5, a hundred years to build the same boat crossing, a thousand years to build bunk beds.

6, handsome has a fart to use! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

7. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

8. Every time I look in the mirror, the courage to live comes back.

9. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

10, even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

1 1. Holding you in my hand and closing my palm, I can't keep you.

12, these days, there are too few bad guys, too many liars and too many blockbusters.

13, if you love straight, I will be straight; If you are straight, I will love you straight.

14 classmate, I will return the two tea eggs I owe you next semester.

15, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and tired.

16, I will marry him, I will, I have enough confidence to believe.

17, I will tell many stories of all ages.

18, there are two local tyrants in the school, one is called canteen and the other is called canteen.

19, benefactor, if you bully being original, you will disgrace Jesus!

20. Humorous short sentence: build a boat in a hundred years and a bunk bed in a thousand years.

2 1, I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add to your heart.

Freedom is not doing what you want to do, but not doing what you don't want to do.

Telling you a hundred times that I don't like you doesn't change the fact that I like you.

24. You have the right to secretly love me, but you are not destined to be my boyfriend.

25. When you think I am most like * *, it is actually when I care about you the most.

26, always dull to think: one day, you suddenly told me that you still love me.

27. Being original is a Buddhist, please don't seduce, or the Buddha will spare you.

28. Without magic, there would be no Buddha. I know I am a demon, so I will help you become a Buddha.

29. When you fell down with only blood left, you cried out to believe in Brother Zeng and come back to life.

30. Show off your wealth in front of me? Hum! I went to the two-yuan supermarket to sweep the goods without blinking!

3 1, I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

There are some things that we must give up before we can have the energy to meet a better life.

33. Some people say that thinking too much is torture for themselves. I just like torturing myself.

34. Saying that I love you is not necessarily true love; Say I don't love you, that is true love.

35, lost things, in fact, never really belong to you, there is no need to regret.

36. Behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.

37, you have to believe, believe that we will be like fairy tales, frogs and dinosaurs are endings.

38. As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests! I thought: why run all over the mountain when there is grass beside the nest!

39. We always wander between regretting what we did and regretting what we didn't do.

40. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

4 1, smart I will never quarrel with you, because. I will never argue with you.

42. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

43. The scenery behind it is not vicissitudes or dirty. It is better to be yourself than to walk on in other people's lives.

44. My classmate saw a beautiful school girl and kept staring at others. MM said angrily: Don't stare at me like a fly ~ ~ This classmate: Nothing can be like a fly, but flies stare at shit!

45. I sent you this ten-cent short message to tell you that I'm not a haggler. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

46. After studying for several years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten. I think Zhou is a fat man, otherwise why does everyone call him DuDu? It is mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there, too.

47. Exquisite sentences often appear in the form of inspirational sentences, positive energy sentences, beautiful sentences, life sentiment sentences, sad sentences and funny sentences. After time, they are often short-lived and meaningful.

48, you have to believe that a lifetime is so long, you won't waste all your time on someone who doesn't like you, and one day you will meet someone who likes you, and he just likes you. Sort out three funny sentences that can drive people crazy in 20xx. Welcome to reading.

49. There is only a direction in life, and there is no constant road. Along this direction, there are many different roads, including flat roads, narrow roads, tortuous roads, muddy roads, and even traps and abyss. Maybe in the end, we may not be able to realize our ideals, but we can't wait. As long as we go, there will never be a dead end. The only thing that can really make us despair is our own heart.