Humorous joke: Mom said that if she always comes to eat rice, she will eat our family upside down, or you will marry him.

A mouse is turning over the rubbish on the roadside. I picked up the sleeping cat in the shop and threw it at the mouse.

Both the cat and the mouse froze, looked at each other for less than a second, turned around and ran away. . .

2

When my brother-in-law chases my sister, he always comes home for dinner in the name of his classmates. Later, my mother said directly to my sister, "Why don't you marry him! At least one of our own. If you don't pay for food, you won't eat our house! "

three

A few days ago, my art classroom received a little fat boy in his teens.

I'm late for class every time, and I've been eating since I came.

So I deliberately said that I would be fined for being late next time. The little fat man said, "Teacher, how much will you be fined?"

I pretended to say, "Five dollars!"

He immediately showed disdain and said, "Teacher, how much is the monthly subscription?"

I was speechless at once.

four

A Dai: "I bought a house of 100 square meter. Didn't you agree to give me 20 square meters? "

Sales girl: "Look at that balcony."

A Dai: "Forget the balcony."

Sales girl: "Go and have a closer look."

A Dai walked over and opened his eyes wide. This time, he really saw twenty bottles of ... mineral water.

five

They went back to the factory for maintenance because there was something wrong with the unit equipment. They called us to ask where the address was written, and sent it back after it was repaired, so I told them.

Then a month later, the package arrived. I see the mailing address is: Nanhu Road 15 1.

Sincerely, Brother PF Postman has imagination and can deliver. ....

Actually, we are at Nanhu Road 15 1.

six

Taking my nephew downstairs to buy plums, the stall owner was very enthusiastic: just taste it, just taste it.

Hearing this, the little nephew took a sip casually, grabbed a mango and tore the skin off.

The stall owner weighed plums with a straight face. I felt embarrassed and had to buy some mangoes.

The stall owner's face turned from cloudy to sunny. He quickly weighed it, then picked up a mango about the size of a nephew and put it back and handed it to me. . .